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Backstage kiss????from an #unapologeticbitch ??#rebelheart

A photo posted by Madonna (@madonna) on Mar 17, 2015 at 9:23pm PDT

I don’t understand why so many of Madonna’s Instagrams are such poor quality. Huh. Anyway, Madonna and Ellen DeGeneres have been making news all week, I guess. I’ve been ignoring it, but I guess I can’t anymore. Madonna appeared on The Ellen Show to shill her album, and wouldn’t you know? Justin Bieber also stopped by. Just so Madonna could flirt with him. In this clip, Ellen, Justin and Madge played “Never Have I Ever.”

It was cute. Madonna and Justin sort of treated each other gently, right? And Madonna’s voice seems especially soft these days. Not that she’s ever been shrill or a screamer or anything, but she definitely seems… softer, right?

Meanwhile, Madge did Us Weekly’s 25 Things You Don’t Know About… feature this week. Us Weekly has only revealed a preview, but it’s already making headlines. Madge says she’s never met Pres. Obama, she’s sick of “Material Girl,” she hates mushrooms, and she loves Drake. She told Us Weekly: “The lifelong ambition I still want to fulfill is to go on a dream date with Drake – and only kiss him.”

Last thing: Madonna finally commented on the ongoing Dolce & Gabbana controversy. She used to be the face of Dolce & Gabbana and she’s been close to the designers for years. She posted one of her old D&G campaign photos with this message:

All babies contain a soul however they come to this earth and their families. There is nothing synthetic about a soul!! So how can we dismiss IVF and surrogacy? Every soul comes to us to teach us a lesson. God has his hand in everything even technology! We are arrogant to think Man does anything on his own. As above so below! Think before you speak.,,,,,,,,,,,??#livingforlove

[From Instagram]

So there you go.

Photos courtesy of Madonna’s Instagram.
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