Kim Kardashian claims she’ll need a hysterectomy if she gets pregnant again

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Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian out and about in LA yesterday. Seeing Kim in yet another awkward, uncomfortable, midriff-revealing outfit just makes me sad. I’m sad that at the age of 34, she still doesn’t understand how to maximize her assets. She still doesn’t know how to dress for her body. Or maybe she does and she just loves the attention she gets when her “size four” muffin-tops its way out of a high-waisted, too-small skirt. If this look had been one piece, just a sleek black slipdress, it would have been pretty good. But because Kim thinks that her midriff is one of her best features (????), she keeps doing this. It’s terrible.

Meanwhile, Kim’s fertility drama is still center stage in this current season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I believe that Kim wanted this to be her storyline, and that’s one of the reasons why she’s acting like such a bitch to her brother Rob – his depression is “stealing her thunder” because she already had a storyline all worked out. Anyway, in a new clip, Kim’s crazy lip injections form some words on the phone to Kanye. FYI: I don’t even believe that Kanye was on the other end of the line. I think this part was scripted and filmed like a regular TV show. Kim tells “Kanye” (or a dead phone line) that she just went to the doctor and the doctor told her that if she got pregnant again, it would be her last and she would need a hysterectomy immediately after she gave birth.

Considering the dominance of Kim’s fertility struggles during this season of KUWTK, I am starting to wonder if you guys are right and she actually is building up a partially (or mostly) fictional case for why she won’t get pregnant again.

Last thing: Prime Minister David Cameron told a UK outlet that he and Kim are 13th cousins. Their ancestor in common: Sir William Spencer. Oh, Mr. Cameron. Why admit this publicly?

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