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I’m not a dancer at all. Not even when I was a kid – I didn’t take any dance classes, I took gymnastics. I could probably still do some impressive tumbles, but can I dance properly? No. Never. So I’m easily impressed when someone, anyone can manage to casually bust a move without A) falling down, B) looking like an a—hole or C) accidentally hitting themselves or someone else. Like, I was genuinely impressed with Cressida Bonas’ Mulberry commercial, even though most people threw shade.

What’s my point? I don’t actually think Robert Pattinson’s Coachella dancing is mind-blowingly terrible. Is it good? No. But it’s not so awful that I have second-hand embarrassment for him either. Sparkles was at Coachella throughout the weekend, catching his fiancée FKA Twigs’ performance, and then Sparkles and Twigs caught Drake’s performance Sunday night. Which is where some undercover fans took some videos of Sparkles’ rhythm-less moves. Here you go:

Drakin with rob pattinson last night pic.twitter.com/mhEh5DaqOz

— breezy. (@breeaawwnnaa) April 13, 2015

You can see more of his dancing here. I don’t even think we should say this is “dancing”. It’s more like he knows he can’t pull it off, so he’s just smoking his cigarette (I don’t think it’s a joint, although he probably is high) and bobbing his head like a typical dude. So, is Rob’s dancing a dealbreaker for you?

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