Where did da sun go ????

A photo posted by Kylizzle (@kyliejenner) on May 8, 2015 at 2:17pm PDT

There are lots of Kylie Jenner stories to catch up on. First up, the jet-setting and mirror-gazing lifestyle of the Klan has taken a hefty toll on Kylie’s studies. Radar reports that Kylie is drastically behind on her homeschooling hours and “will not graduate” high school at this rate. I doubt Kris Jenner has noticed, although “Bruce has had enough and he has asked the other girls to help him with the situation.” Can you ground a 17-year-old media sensation? Neither of Kylie’s parents has stepped up for her in this way.

Speaking of dropping the ball, the new NYT profile of Kris (which Kaiser shall cover in an in-depth manner) casually mentions how Kris initially hooked up with Rob Kardashian Sr. when she was 17 (and he was 28). This may explain why Kris has no problem with her daughter dating 25-year-old Tyga. Oh, and I wanted to mention the new Snapchat video of Kylie mumbling curse words inside a private jet. She sounds like she’s saying “high as f***” before chomping on a biscuit. Kylie took to Twitter with a denial:

(1) I DID NOT say that

(2) I did a snapchat saying my chicken was “good as f*ck” eating Popeyes for the 1st time and apparently people think I said high as f*ck

(3) sorry to disappoint everyone who thinks I’m this wild child. The media is mean & I try not to look @ it. So sorry 4 the late statement.

[From Kylie Jenner on Instagram]

Yeah, I don’t know. Even if she said “good as f***,” it doesn’t mean Kylie wasn’t high. I think getting stoned would probably be the least troublesome thing in Kylie’s life right now. Here’s something more disturbing. Tyga’s grandma gave an exclusive interview to the Mail. Grandma raves about Kylie, who is a better girlfriend to Tyga than Blac Chyna. She’s not fazed by the age difference and feels Tyga is still a little boy too. Grandma is also impressed at how the Kardashian-Jenners are “a well educated family.”

Speaking from her modest apartment in a suburb of LA, Kim, who is Vietnamese and the mother of Tyga’s mum Pasionaye, said: “Tyga adores Kylie and has introduced us to her lots of times. She loves Vietnamese food, so we love to cook it for her whenever Tyga invites us to his home. Blac used to live there, but now it is where Tyga lives with his son King and Kylie is round there all the time. I’m not sure when King sees his mum, but Tyga is a great dad and has never seemed happier, now he is with Kylie. King is at such a fun age and never stops talking. He is gorgeous.”

Ask his grandma whether the fact her grandson is dating a girl so young bothers her and Kim laughs and says:”‘No, Tyga is only a baby himself, so we don’t see what the problem is. All we care about is that she is a lovely girl, from a well educated family who are a great influence on Tyga.”

[From Daily Mail]

Over and over again, the media has praised the adorableness of this couple. Grandma just added to the barfworthiness of this situation.

More Tyga news. TMZ reports that he owes his landlord a staggering amount of back rent, court fees, and interest. The landlord served Tyga papers at a sneaker launch. In the lawsuit, the court awarded $90,000 to the landlord, and Tyga still failed to pay up, so the amount is now $124,000. Tyga has bragged about all his gold records, and he’s preparing to tour with Chris Brown. Why won’t he pay his rent?

Here’s Kylie posing it up with Devil Mama herself. This looks like the jacket worn by Justin Bieber at last week’s Met Gala.

Time for sushi????????. Days w mom ?? ???????????????? (lol no I didn’t steal the jacket from justin) ????

A photo posted by Kylizzle (@kyliejenner) on May 8, 2015 at 4:55pm PDT

Photos courtesy of Kylie Jenner on Instagram, Fame/Flynet & WENN