This is my last Met Gala post! So, these are sort of the stragglers that didn’t fit in anywhere else. Here’s Anna Wintour’s daughter Bee Shaffer in Alexander McQueen. This is honestly one of the prettiest gowns on the carpet.

Here’s my girl Linda Evangelista, in what I think might be Moschino, but I might be wrong. I kind of feel like this is a more Indian-inspired look than Chinese-influenced. I think that’s why she’s doing it in red and black, although I’m still seeing “sari”. Also worth noting: her itty-bitty bangs (trauma).

Claire Danes in Valentino Fall 2014 Couture. The dress has no Chinese influence, it’s boring and her makeup is WAY too dark.

Liu Wen in Michael Kors. Pretty and appropriate.

Kate Beckinsale in custom Diane Von Furstenberg. Beckinsale is like Elizabeth Hurley and Victoria Beckham – they always wear the same basic dress, styled the same way, and it’s SO BORING.

Gigi Hadid in Diane Von Furstenberg. I think Gigi is so pretty, but this looks sort of cheap. I think it probably looked better in person, but it doesn’t photograph very well.

Kate Mara in Diane Von Furstenberg. I actually like this a lot, I just wish Kate and her sister Rooney would be able to walk a red carpet without looking like they’re about to cry.

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Eddie Redmayne & his wife Hannah Bagshawe. She’s in Valentino. Her look has nothing to do with the theme and it’s a pretty boring dress to boot. I don’t understand why it always looks like she’s not wearing makeup to formal events? I’m all for an “undone” look, but if you’re at the Met Gala, put some lipstick on. Eddie looks nice though.

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Zendaya is my best MET surprise.

I mean, finally. This is what we’re talking about when we talk about the MET Gala. This is a COSTUME, but also a dress that you fervently wish you could wear in real life. She looks like the Khaleesi.

Yes, I know that this is not something that could wo…      

Zendaya is my best MET surprise.

I mean, finally. This is what we’re talking about when we talk about the MET Gala. This is a COSTUME, but also a dress that you fervently wish you could wear in real life. She looks like the Khaleesi.

Yes, I know that this is not something that could wo…      

YES, Solange. YES. This, as I’ve noted on several previous occasions, is what Solange should be putting all her efforts into.

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL THING.

Giles is the designer.

And isn’t this exactly why fashion is art? The interpretation? Because a lot of people are describing this…      

YES, Solange. YES. This, as I’ve noted on several previous occasions, is what Solange should be putting all her efforts into.

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL THING.

Giles is the designer.

And isn’t this exactly why fashion is art? The interpretation? Because a lot of people are describing this…      

Naomi Campbell wore custom-made Burberry to the Met Gala last night. And while I can’t really figure out if this has anything to do with the theme, I still kind of love it. I think it might be my favorite non-theme dress. Of course, Naomi can pretty much wear anything (she’s such a beautiful monster), but I enjoy the moss-green and the fringe. What is wrong with me? My inner showgirl is coming out.

Miranda Kerr in Louis Vuitton. This doesn’t go with the theme, nor is it a great dress. It just looks like a sparkly little party dress. I don’t get it?

Jennifer Connelly in Louis Vuitton. I don’t like this, it’s not my jam, but I’m obviously an uneducated peasant when it comes to the “brilliance” of LV’s designs. I just think this looks so heavy and unnecessary.

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Emily Ratajkowski in TopShop. Is it wrong to like this? Because I like it a lot, especially on her. Emily can style herself on the friendly side of “trashy” sometimes, but this is a remarkably pulled-together and sophisticated look for her.

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Can you imagine how excited Marc Jacobs must have been to dress Cher for the MET Gala? Cher, as we all know, is usually associated with one designer: Bob Mackie. Mackie is apparently too busy to design her costumes for her new tour, appropriately titled Dressed To Kill. She was broken up about it…      

Kendall Jenner managed to stick with the theme at last night’s Met Gala, but her look seemed off somehow. This beaded, green Calvin Klein dress came with all the attention-grabbing trimmings of a Kardashian-esque red carpet ensemble. Girlfriend just couldn’t help but flash a little sideboob to balance out the conservative, collared top of the dress. She’s a gorgeous girl, but I’d love to see Kendall change up her hair instead of always turning to the flat iron. An updo and bolder makeup, perhaps? Kendall’s also looking pretty frozen and Botoxy. She’s only 19 years old but has that permanently “surprised” expression like she can’t move her face. That’s the Kardashian-Jenner way.

Amanda Seyfried looked stunning in this Givenchy couture gown with a halter neck, translucent skirt, and ornate leaf embellishment around the bodice and hip area. Without the extra stylistic details, this dress could have looked too bridal, but it works. She brought Justin Long as her date. They look so happy together.

Keri Russell‘s dress was a mess. Peacock-colored feathers on top and a faux-scale skirt. This look wouldn’t have been half bad without the feathers.

John Legend looked dapper with Chrissy Teigen, who wore St. John but didn’t dress for the theme. Do the flowers in her hair count?

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Maggie Gyllenhaal wore an ill-fitting, white Roland Mouret gown with blue and orange colorblocking and a boob-cutout. Poor Maggie never nails it.

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It sounds like fatherhood has been transformative for Chris Brown.

The notorious bad boy took to Instagram on the eve of his 26th birthday, and posted a precious photo of his 10-month-old daughter Royalty.

The pop superstar went on to share a heartfelt caption alongside the image of his sleeping toddler.

“I honestly never knew I could love someone as strong as I do. I’m gonna give her the world,” he wrote Monday night.

That said, the Forever hitmaker – who welcomed his daughter with former model Nia – is currently facing another battery accusation.

According to USA Today, Las Vegas police are accusing the rapper of beating a man who was found at Sunrise Hospital & Medical Center at 3:42 a.m. Monday.

I honestly never knew I could love someone as strong as I do. I’m gonna give her the world.

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There is not enough time in the day to properly absorb the fuggery in this post. And it’s truly a toss up as to which of these two ladies had the bigger fashion fail. Like, I didn’t even know who to put up top. I think Cara Delevingne surpassed Chloe Sevigny in bad taste though, just because Chloe tends to wear clothes with a wink and nudge, like her whole “style” is “ironic hipster joke.” Cara however is supposed to be SERIOUS. We are supposed to take Angry Baby seriously as a model and an actress. She is an It Girl. She is supposed to be the Big Thing in fashion and film. And this is how Cara turned out…

Her jumpsuit is Stella McCartney. She wore McCartney last year too, only then it was impossibly chic and fashion-forward. Obviously, I loathe Stella’s designs almost always. Stella is like Marchesa to me: overrated, unflattering and coasting on a name and famous friends (in Marchesa’s case, Georgina Chapman relies on her husband Harvey Weinstein for her clientele). So, this was always going to be failure just because of the terrible “are you wearing a wrestler’s onesie?” ensemble. But then Cara decided to get some temporary “Chinese” tatts. And her too-dark eye makeup just makes her look even more Angry Baby-ish.

As for Chloe Sevigny… bless her heart. This dress is by JW Anderson. It looks like the polyester wall hangings at my local Chinese buffet place exploded on her. I think Chloe knows it’s terrible, right? And that’s the “joke”? And it just occurred to me… 17 years ago, Chloe WAS Cara. Chloe was the It Girl, the weird girl, the Fashion Girl.

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