It’s Sarah Jessica Parker’s 50th birthday today. She celebrated last night at the hockey game…

Reading her book.

Jezebel has a hilarious recap of her night, seated behind Tom Hanks and his son Chet Haze (his name might explain her expression) – click here to see.
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Yeah I was only looking at the dog too (Dlisted)

Love how JK Rowling addresses ignorance (Just Jared)

First look at Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor (The Superficial)

Miles Teller still owes money (Cele|bitchy)

Oh yeah, remember Stacy Keibler? (Hollywood Tuna)…      

Yeah I was only looking at the dog too (Dlisted)

Love how JK Rowling addresses ignorance (Just Jared)

First look at Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor (The Superficial)

Miles Teller still owes money (Cele|bitchy)

Oh yeah, remember Stacy Keibler? (Hollywood Tuna)…      

I used to hate Vin Diesel. There were rumours about how he behaved on set, how he treated people. Then, he kinda went gossip quiet. And after that he started showing me his dance and lip-synch on line to Rihanna and Beyonce and Katy Perry. Even Sarah didn’t hate it when he proudly played a …      

It was reported last week that Chris Evans and Lily Collins are dating. Sarah wrote about it here. As she noted at the time, the situation was described as “beginning stages”, that the two are just “having a lot of fun”. Sarah also pointed out that the same language was us…      

Duana’s (snarky screenwriter) take

Oh NO, you guys, terrible news!

It seems that Hollywood has gotten a clue, based on how Shondaland kills everything in its path on Thursday nights, how well Jane The Virgin has done, and how Empire has JUGGERNAUTED its way through season one. Holly…      

Newlyweds Jason Aldean and Brittany Kerr cover the latest issue of Us Weekly with his daughters – Keeley, 12, and Kendyl, 7 – and open up about their surprise nuptials in Playa del Carmen, Mexico.

On Saturday (March 21), the country crooner, 38, married his American Idol alum love, 27, in a picturesque seaside ceremony.

Guests of the intimate ceremony included Duck Dynasty star Willie Robertson – who also served as officiate – and Jason’s daughters from his 12-year marriage to Jessica Ussery.

Kerr walked down the aisle barefoot to John Legend’s All of Me in a long-sleeve lace Pnina Tornai gown. “She looked beautiful,” Aldean gushed to the mag. “I was so excited to see her.”

Keeping everything a secret, the couple skipped formal invitations and opted to ask their wedding guests to fly to Mexico. When the guests arrived, including Kerr’s mom, the couple revealed their wedding plans.

“I just said, ‘Hey, it’s going to be a blast. Think of it as a fun surprise and don’t ask any questions,’” Kerr told the mag.

While the couple tried to keep with tradition, they just had to fall asleep together the night before.

“I wanted to build anticipation for the walk down the aisle,” Kerr said, but ultimately, they couldn’t do it. “We don’t like being apart,” she revealed. “We get separation anxiety.”

Aldean added: “She left before I woke up, so technically I didn’t see her the day of the wedding.”

The controversial couple wed nearly two years after they first got together — when Aldean was still wed to his high school sweetheart.

“We’ve been through so much, and we always wanted this to be the outcome,” Kerr shared. “That we get to spend the rest of our lives together is really, really breathtaking.”

So will the happy couple be adding to their family anytime soon?

“We definitely want kids—we’re crossing our fingers for a boy,” Kerr shared. “But we’ll probably start in a couple of years. I want to enjoy being married to him and experiencing the ride.”

Chris Evans & Lily Collins were papped together on a real date. Minka Kelly showed up at the same restaurant. Go here to see the awkward pics —> [A Socialite Life]
Sarah Jessica Parker turns 50 year old today. [Dlisted]
Drake is curating art now & want to inspire other curators. [LaineyGossip]
Sarah Michelle Gellar & Freddie Prinze Jr. stayed up past 10pm! [Buzzfeed]
Bradley Cooper will probably direct the A Star Is Born remake. [Pajiba]
The Real Housewives of Atlanta got group therapy. [Reality Tea]
DJ Jon Gosselin wants to run for public office, of course. [Starcasm]
March Madness: Rihanna vs. Cara Delevingne. [Go Fug Yourself]
Pope Francis accepted a pizza delivery on the Popemobile. [The Blemish]
Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady showed off their beach bods. [Moe Jackson]
Kaley Cuoco looked cute outside of yoga class. [Popoholic]
Ariana Grande tried to do a Celine Dion impression. [OMG Blog]
Zooey Deschanel donned uggs for prenatal pilates. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet

Sarah’s (snarky blogger) take

Yesterday evening an article by Nellie Andreeva was posted on the industry trade website Deadline—formerly the bastion of hard-edged news harpy Nikki Finke—positing that the current pilot season is shaping up to be the most diverse in recent mem…      

David Beckham is in Miami. He was photographed yesterday lounging on his hotel balcony with his shirt wrapped around his head. Becks has been trying to make an MLS team happen there. Miami? A lot of people think that Miami is where fidelity goes on holiday.

With that in mind, let’s talk…