Now I just hate Jeremy Clarkson ^^ because he reads The Sun. These are some pics of Clarkson out and about in London this week, following his suspension from Top Gear after some kind of mysterious “fracas.” Of course, the fracas followed years of inappropriate behavior and racialized (if not outright racist) comments. Clarkson isn’t trying to get pap’d, by the way. The paparazzi have camped outside his house. In any case, we’re finally hearing more about the mysterious “fracas” that was Clarkson undoing. As it turns out, the whole thing was about… steak? The man threw a massive hissy fit about meat, people.

The “fracas” that led to Jeremy Clarkson’s BBC suspension erupted because the Top Gear host could not order a steak, UK media reports. UK’s The Mirror quotes an onlooker who said Clarkson had been drinking rosé wine when he launched into an expletive-filled tirade using “every bad word you could think of” and ranted “so there’s no food” when he was told he would not get the steak he wanted.

The witness said: “We were surprised at his reaction because we were all thinking ‘surely soup is food’.” The chef was said to have gone home, but the meat platters were available for Clarkson and his co-presenters James May, 52, and Richard Hammond, 45.

Clarkson had arrived to the Yorkshire Dales hotel Simonstone Hall last week by helicopter. Clarkson arrived late – past 10 pm – and the chef had already gone home for the night. The staff member, who asked not to be named, said: “He wanted a full sit-down meal but that was not possible because the restaurant was shut. It was suggested he could have a cheese platter, a meat platter, soup, or another bar snack, but he was not having it. I didn’t see any pushing or shoving but he was swearing and the manager was trying to calm the situation and come to some agreement. Clarkson was directing his anger to the BBC staff, not the hotel staff. I did not see any physical contact.”

Other sources claim Clarkson did throw a punch at one of the Top Gear producers, Oisin Tymon, who has been with the show since 2008. Clarkson blamed Mr. Tymon for failing to arrange hot food. A spokesman for the hotel confirmed Clarkson was there for three days, adding: “There’s been some pretty accurate reporting of what happened.” Another hotel source said: “I would describe his behaviour as a child’s tantrum rather than anything violent.”

[From IB Times & The Australian]

All of this over… steak. Over food. Which was plentiful enough, but Clarkson couldn’t get exactly what he wanted exactly when he wanted it and so he acted like a violent, pissy baby. All of the British gossips are saying that the BBC is going to investigate what happened and Clarkson will have to go before a disciplinary panel. Other sources say Clarkson has decided he’s done no matter what, that he wants to leave the BBC and even if they wanted him back, he wouldn’t come back. Alright? So long, Jeremy Clarkson.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

It was revealed about a month ago that Alexa Chung and Alexander Skarsgard were hooking up. They were seen having brunch together and he was rubbing her back. Click here for a refresher. That happened during New York Fashion Week.

Now we’ve had two weeks of Paris Fashion Week and, oh lo…      

Many of the royals turned out today in London to mark the end of the Afghanistan War and honor the 453 British men and women who gave their lives in the war. The tribute was held at St. Paul’s Cathedral. Prince Harry – who served two tours of duty in Afghanistan – was there to honor the moment. The Queen, the Duke of Edinburgh, the Countess of Wessex, the Duchess of Cornwall and the Prince of Wales were all in attendance too. And of course Duchess Kate and Prince William came out. This is the first event William and Kate have done together all year!!!

The men wore their military regalia for the tribute. Kate coordinated really well with William – Kate wore this navy coat by Belulah London. It’s the “Chiara” coat. She pulled her hair back into a very pretty off-center messy bun, which went well with the off-center navy hat, likely by Jane Corbett. She accessorized with some new sapphire jewelry too – I don’t think I’ve ever seen those earrings on Kate before. This coat is super-flattering, right? Initially, I kept seeing photos of Kate from behind and she didn’t look pregnant at all. It’s all about the high-waisted cut on the coat and excellent tailoring.

I’m also including photos of some of the other royals – the Queen wore a vibrant blue and, as always, the Queen’s brooch game is everything. The Countess of Wessex was the one who seemed… I don’t know, too fashion-platey for this event. Camilla looked fine, I would have traded her boots for a simple pair of heels though.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Congratulations to Jon Bernthal and Erin Angle.

The Walking Dead star, 38, and his wife have welcomed their third child – daughter Adeline – in mid-February, Us Weekly reports.

In October, the actor announced the pregnancy news at the Fury premiere in Washington, D.C.

The couple – married in Potomac, Maryland in 2010 – are already parents to two sons, whom they welcomed in August 2011 and February 2013.

Bernthal is best known for playing Shane Walsh on the AMC series The Walking Dead. He’s also hit the big screen in films such as Fury, The Wolf of Wall Street, Snitch, and Date Night.

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But it’s the most exciting thing in my life right now. Remember last week when I took a day off for elbow surgery? Well now some of the tape is coming off the scar. One piece in the m…      

Kaiser already covered the Katy Perry fashion week photos from the Givenchy show. These are pictures of Katy wearing one of her Lolita-type outfits at the Jeremy Scott event. After her fashion week visit, Katy immediately went back to touring. She does work hard, but she’s in Amsterdam now, so will she party hard? Katy called Elvis Duran yesterday to talk about how she won’t partake of Amsterdam’s abundant marijuana supply:

She doesn’t like pot: “I’m going to go to the red light district tonight, actually, but let me just say this. Weed doesn’t agree with me! I turn into more of a weirdo than I actually am. I don’t really even do cocktails anymore. There’s a certain point in your life where you just turn to red wine, and that’s kind of the point I’ve turned to … A nice Malbec–I love a nice Malbec.”

Her current food habits: “I’m eating myself around the world. I was doing that kind of pseudo-Paleo think before the Super Bowl, because I had like a real goal,” she said. “And then, like the moment I got offstage, I had a Papa John’s pizza waiting for me with extra garlic sauces! I’ve just been kind of eating! I’ve been to all these great places in Italy, and all of these great place in France and had all the food that goes along with it. But I do have to shoot something important coming up in about three weeks, so I’m back to like digesting oatmeal and asparagus.”

Cardio doesn’t help her anymore: “My body’s gotten used to it, so that it just doesn’t care anymore. As you get older, it’s more about what you eat [and] less about your movement, I think. It’s really about what you put into your body.”

[From Elvis Duran & the Morning Show]

Katy and I have a few things in common here. I don’t dislike weed on principle. I tried to give it the old college try (in college). Tried it a handful of times, and it just wasn’t my thing because … munchies. Inhaling an entire plate of nachos in five minutes feels good for five minutes, and then it feels awful. But wine, yes. I love a nice, moderately priced merlot in the form of a Bota Box. So classy!

Incidentally, Elvis Duran once described Katy as “fun” but “a little guarded.” I agree. Katy behaves like an airhead because that’s her shtick, but she’s a shrewd businesswoman at heart. She still has terrible taste in men.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet & WENN

Here are some photos of Sean Penn and his girlfriend (ugh!) Charlize Theron at the LA premiere of his film, The Gunman, last night. Charlize looks pretty in this relatively simple Gucci minidress. She has a killer body, so she can wear pretty much anything. Am I the only one wondering what Charlize’s reaction was to Robin Wright’s Vanity Fair cover interview? Robin threw some magnificent shade at Sean, making him sound cruel and like he wasn’t really all that great as a lover. Which is weird, because I kind of think Charlize has been in a total sex haze for the past year with Sean.

Meanwhile, Penn appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night (was he there at the same time as Pres. Obama?!) and Penn mentioned that he and Charlize watch The Bachelor together. Which is… um…??? If you care about The Bachelor/Bachelorette, Penn is Team Kaitlyn (for the new Bachelorette). Penn also says that he and Charlize argue about what parts they should fast-forward through, because he doesn’t “really want to hear the conversations…I want to know the decisions. Is he gonna decide on this one or this one? And I want to see somebody cry. And then see somebody get ecstatic – and then see them cry.” This is like the very definition of random.

Oh, I’m also including photos of Pamela Anderson with her son Brandon Thomas Lee. Good God, look at Brandon!!! He’s 18 years old now. Pam looks good, although that hair is totally Laura Bush. I get that Pam wants a more conservative look, but there are many other cute, age-appropriate hairstyles .

Photos courtesy of WENN.

These are photos of Giuliana Rancic in Sydney yesterday at the ASTRA Awards, which honor Australian television. Giuliana is wearing a full length sequin and lace gown by Australian designer Alex Perry. It’s got a white bodice peeking through the top and an empire waist that hides her tiny figure in layers of fabric. At the ASTRA Awards, someone at The Daily Mail’s Australian division asked Giuliana about all the stories that she’s too thin. Giuliana gave a kind of diplomatic non-response. She said: “I think the best thing to do, honestly, is not even talk about it. You know? As long as you know the truth, that’s all that matters.”

The Mail points out that Giuliana spoke at length about this issue in 2013 to The Huffington Post. She said she had a fast metabolism and that she eat and exercises a lot. “I know the truth. I know that I eat a lot and I take walks and I have a faster metabolism. I always thought it would catch up to me and it hasn’t quite yet. I’m not trying to be cocky. Anyone who knows me knows I am the least arrogant person. I’m just trying to be honest.” This time, Giuliana figured she may as well not defend herself again, but she’s still using the same “I know the truth” line. That was probably the best way to handle it, because she’ll just keep the story going otherwise.

Speaking of keeping the story going, now that the dust has cleared and new host Kathy Griffin has quit Fashion Police, just like Kelly Osbourne, Giuliana and Brad Goreski are the only two panel members left standing. As Bedhead reported earlier, Fashion Police’s next episode will air on March 30. It’s thought that they’ll add some Kardashians to the panel, which would be a bad idea for so many fug, pinocchio butt, stunt queen reasons.

Also, Giuliana dyed her hair brown and got bangs. This not a great look for her. The darker hair seems to suit her better overall, but I’m not fond of that cut. I blame Dakota Johnson.

She Bangs. #freshcut by @colorbyyvonne and @extbymissbrown. For those asking…color is @vidalsassoonproseries #Salonist in medium gold brown. Love!!!!

A photo posted by Giuliana Rancic (@giulianarancic) on Mar 6, 2015 at 4:34pm PST

Here’s what Giuliana looked like before.

Photo credit: FameFlynet

Since I don’t watch Spanish-language television, I really have no idea who “Rodner Figueroa” is beyond the meager description of “a newly disgraced ex-Univision host.” Univision and Telemundo are the top-rated Spanish-language networks in North America, and apparently Figueroa is a relatively well-known TV host on Univision. He’s even won a Daytime Emmy.

Figueroa was part of a segment on El Gordo Y La Flaca in which he was talking about makeup transformations with a makeup artist names Paolo Ballesteros. At some point during the segment, Figueroa pointed to a photo of Michelle Obama and said, “Mind you, you know that Michelle Obama looks like she’s part of the cast of Planet of the Apes, the film.” You know what gets so completely exhausting? The fact that the Obamas have been in the White House for more than six years and people still think it’s “funny” or appropriate to compare them to monkeys, whether it’s a Univision host or senior officials in Ferguson, Missouri.

Anyway, after Figueroa made the comment, the other host, Raul de Molina, seemed shocked by the comments apparently. Social media blew up, justifiably. And within just a few hours, Univision had fired Figueroa. I kind of love that they didn’t half-ass it and “suspend” him while the situation was “investigated” or whatever. Univision released a statement too:

“Yesterday during our entertainment program El Gordo y La Flaca, Rodner Figueroa made comments regarding First Lady Michelle Obama that were completely reprehensible and in no way reflect Univision’s values or views. As a result, Mr. Figueroa was immediately terminated.”

[From E! News]

That’s the way to do it, man. Say something awful and ADIOS. I should note that Figueroa has released his own lengthy statement directed to Michelle Obama personally, offering his “sincerest apologies” and saying in part:

“I want to make it clear that I’m not racist and my comment wasn’t directed personally to you, but to the characterization of the artist, that left a lot to be desired. The clip in full context is proof. I feel embarrassed, I ask for forgiveness, because there is no excuse for a professional like me to make those types of comments that can be interpreted as offensive and racist in a volatile moment that we live in our country. I take full responsibility for the lack of judgement in my part, but I can’t accept that I am being called a racist, being fired for that reason and being humiliated by Univision after working there for 17 years. I come from a bi-racial Latin family, with family members, like my father, who is Afro-Latino. I am the first presenter on Hispanic TV that is openly gay and I am an activist for causes that favor minorities that have been discriminated against just like me. I openly voted twice for your husband Barack Obama, because I consider him a great man that respects minorities, like me, in this country.”

[From Latin Times]

I think it’s perfectly possible that he made a terrible mistake and he wasn’t trying to say something awful, disrespectful and racist about FLOTUS. I also think it’s possible that he doth protest too much. What’s Michelle’s verdict?

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian and North West leaving Paris yesterday via Charles de Gaulle airport. Kanye didn’t travel with them, so I’m kind of wondering if ‘Ye is going to stick around Paris for a while with Riccardo Tisci. Perhaps. Considering these photos include some close-ups of Kim’s hairline roots, I thought this would be a good opportunity to discuss all of the myriad conspiracy theories involved with Kim’s now eight-day-old blonde hair. You’d be surprised just how many variations there are.

*In Touch Weekly says that Kanye “made” Kim go blonde and she hates it and can’t wait to go back to brown/black.

*Kim told Us Weekly that after the initial “one-take” process in LA, she added $500 worth of highlights in Paris because she didn’t think her LA hair people “fully got the color right.” She also says that she went blonde for fun, because “why not?”

*Radar says that Kim’s hair is now completely damaged and some stands are “starting to break off.” Kim “feels like she’s going bald. She’s freaking out that it won’t grow back the same.”

*Radar also has an insider who theorizes that Kim didn’t actually go completely blonde. The insider says Kim is wearing a partial blonde wig and “the first top quarter of her hair in the front is bleached, but the rest isn’t. It’s bleached on the top and sides – and the rest is a wig. It’s parted perfectly and at different lengths and you always see the front of her head so it looks like it’s all normal, but it’s trickery. The rest of her hair is still brown. Just watch, you’ll see her go back to brunette like it’s no problem at all complete with healthy, shiny hair. That’s because it’s fake. It’s definitely not all bleached.”

So you think she’s wearing a wig? I do not. It’s not that I think that kind of attention-grabbing stunt queen move is beyond her, it’s just that I’ve been looking at her hair from all angles for a week, and I feel pretty confident saying that she really did bleach all of her hair. You can see her roots coming in from all angles too. Yeah… stunt queen is stunt queening, but she really did do the stunt. She really did go blonde.

It’s hard out here for a platinum pimp! Thank you @FredericMennetrier for touching up my blonde!

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Mar 9, 2015 at 5:17am PDT

Photos courtesy of Kim’s Instagram, Fame/Flynet.