Whenever I hear that Naomi Campbell got into some kind of beatdown with some other woman, I almost always think “That poor other woman.” But not this time. This time, Naomi Campbell might have picked a fight with a woman who will not only fight back, but who could possibly win in a hand-to-hand smackdown. According to Page Six, Naomi got into it with… Cara Delevingne. I don’t give Cara credit for much, but she’s scrappy as hell and it sounds like she gave as good as she got. This story totally involves weave-pulling too!!

Naomi Campbell and model of the moment Cara Delevingne got into a supermodel catfight when a screaming match turned physical during Paris Fashion Week. Witnesses said Naomi was angrily shouting at Cara, and the pair began pushing and shoving each other. Sources said Cara was seen grabbing Naomi’s hair during the high-fashion fracas. The two models apparently got into a fight over their mutual friend Rihanna while at a chic party for Dasha Zhukova’s Garage Magazine at Paris club Castel Sunday night.

A witness told Page Six, “Naomi accused Cara of ‘disrespecting’ Rihanna and started yelling, ­before Naomi pushed Cara, who pushed back.” Another witness added, “Cara pulled Naomi’s weave, but it didn’t come off.”

Naomi and Cara, along with Rihanna, have been spotted together at events for Paris fashion week. But the witness said, “Naomi was angry because she felt Cara had said something negative about Rihanna.”

A separate source said Naomi, 44, unexpectedly started ranting at Cara, 22, at the glamorous bash, with guests including Bianca Brandolini and Lauren Santo Domingo. The source said, “It was a noisy and packed party. Naomi was saying all these nonsensical things, she was ranting. There was a messy pushing match. Cara didn’t understand because there’s no problem between her and Rihanna. Cara didn’t want to be involved and was telling Naomi, ‘Get away from me!’?”

Another source at the event said Naomi had been chatting with Dakota Fanning, who was at a table with models including Cara and Lily Donaldson. The source said, “Naomi didn’t do anything wrong. We are talking about a very tiny club in Paris with a very busy table — if someone pushes someone, it’s because there is no space.”

Despite the supermodel tussle, Naomi later went partying at Up & Down’s pop-up at Raspoutine, where a spy said, “Everyone was talking about the drama with Cara, but Naomi just smiled angelically.” Reps for both Naomi and Cara declined to comment Monday night.

[From Page Six]

This comes just weeks after Naomi assaulted a cameraman in Cuba, and this comes after more than a decade of assaults and bedazzled phone beatdowns from Naomi. Let’s just say this… you could spin a crazy tale of Naomi assaulting just about anyone and I would believe you. Chica is unhinged and violent. And I find myself liking Cara more for fighting back and trying to yank Naomi’s weave off, Jerry Springer-style. And how in the world is Cara supposed to have disrespected Rihanna? Rihanna and Cara are BFFs!! Naomi is one messed up woman.

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Rapper Waka Flocka Flame performed for OU’s Sigma Alpha Epsilon chapter last May, but he won’t be doing it again. I live in Oklahoma where bedlam battles between OU and OSU dominate much of the sports talk. It’s not often this state makes national news, and this is not the desired way to do it. You’ve probably heard about the video featuring a busful of OU SAE brothers chanting, “There will never be a n*** in SAE.” You can see the video on Twitter without a shoutout to OU President David Boren. Action came swiftly and with zero tolerance. Boren kicked the fraternity brothers out of their house and released the following statement:

To those who have misused their free speech in such a reprehensible way, I have a message for you. You are disgraceful. You have violated all that we stand for. You should not have the privilege of calling yourselves “Sooners.” Real Sooners are not racist. Real Sooners are not bigots. Real Sooners believe in equal opportunity. Real Sooners treat all people with respect. Real Sooners love each other and take care of each other like family members.

Effective immediately, all ties and affiliations between this University and the local SAE chapter are hereby severed. I direct that the house be closed and that members will remove their personal belongings from the house by midnight tomorrow. Those needing to make special arrangements for positions shall contact the Dean of Students.

All of us will redouble our efforts to create the strongest sense of family and community. We vow that we will be an example to the entire country of how to deal with this issue. There must be zero tolerance for racism everywhere in our nation.

[From University of Oklahoma on Facebook]

Boren made his decision to close the house without hesitation. Good. The frat boys are without a house, which is all that Boren can do (speech codes usually don’t hold up under the 1st amendment) without getting sued. SAE also released an official statement to close its OU chapter, saying the fraternity is “disgusted” and “embarrassed” at the brothers’ behavior. Oh, and there were Tri Delta girls on the bus. Their chapter is investigating too.

There’s more. These SAE boys booked Waka Flocka for a performance at their frat house later this month! The rapper cancelled his appearance with this Instagram caption: “SMFH.. I know for a fact the whole school and SAE don’t agree with those kids actions so know that I’m not madd at the whole #SAE just those disgusting kids!!!!!! #WFF We can’t change history but we damn sure can create our own future #DeathToRacism” Here’s more of Waka Flocka’s message.

SMFH.. I know for a fact the whole school and SAE don’t agree with those kids actions so know that I’m not madd at the whole #SAE just those disgusting kids!!!!!! #WFF We can’t change history but we damn sure can create our own future #DeathToRacism

A photo posted by Waka Flocka (@wakaflockabsm) on Mar 9, 2015 at 8:14am PDT

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Joel McHale has a new interview with The Daily Beast to promote the upcoming sixth season of Community, which will premiere with two episodes available on Yahoo! screen on March 17. (Yahoo! isn’t releasing all the episodes at once and the rollout will be in a traditional weekly format.) I’m so excited for my favorite sitcom of all time to come back. There will be some missing castmembers, notably Troy (Donald Glover/Childish Gambino) who left midway through season five, and Shirley (Yvette Nicole Brown) who is now starring on The Odd Couple reboot, with Matthew Perry. (I tried to watch that and couldn’t stick with it.) Still, the core cast is there, especially leader Jeff Winger, who is of course deftly played by McHale.

McHale also hosts and co-writes E!’s The Soup, a weekly hilarious, often rude send up of the most ridiculous moments in pop culture and television. While McHale has admitted that they’re not allowed to mention Kim Kardashian’s sex tape, they are able to mock almost every other aspect of the Kardashians’s lives, and for that he’s grateful. I can relate. Here’s some of what McHale told The Daily Beast, with more at the source:

On The Kardashians
Once it is fused to your spine and to your brain, it cannot be undone. They are a part of my DNA. Their celebrity has reached a level that E! never dreamt of, and for The Soup, they are in the news every day—even if they do nothing.

Yesterday it was ‘Kim Kardashian Is Taking Piano Lessons!’ This is not news! No one really cares about it, but everyone talks about it, and it’s happening! I guess I have to thank them for the cars that I own and the house that I live in and for the education for my children, because they have, in a very weird way, paid for it.

On The Soup mocking E!
If we couldn’t make fun of E!, I don’t think the show could exist because it would be such a glaring hole. Even with what happened with Giuliana the other week, E!, even though they were incredibly nervous about it, they still let us tell jokes about it. I have great respect for that because it was a touchy situation. Obviously, Giuliana will be fine and the network will be fine, but they let us go for it, and Giuliana let us go for it.

On meeting Michelle Obama when he hosted the Correspondents’ Dinner
I know that Michelle [Obama] watches The Soup, and I’m pretty sure her daughters are familiar with Community. I got to sit next to her and talk to her, and I was absolutely enamored by her. She is the real deal.

On being able to make jokes at the President’s expense
I was speaking to reporters in Europe after [The White House Correspondents Dinner] and I said to them, ‘I live in the greatest country in the world,’ and they said, ‘Wait a minute, Mr. American…’ And I said, ‘Because I can tell jokes like that about the leader of the country that I’m a citizen of, and I wasn’t put in jail for it.’ There are so many other countries where if I said 5 percent of what I said to the president, I’d be in jail for the rest of my life cracking rocks.

[From The Daily Beast]

As Kaiser often says, the Kardashians are easy gossip filler. There are many days that are a dearth for gossip until Kim Kardashian wears a terrible outfit, takes an ass selfie or paints an orange stripe on her nose. Plus she has four sisters who are similarly inept at fashion, makeup and life choices. I too thank them for making our job easier. Many Bravo shows and reality stars have attempted to take the mantle away from The Kardashians and no one has even come close.

In terms of McHale’s gratitude for the Kardashians, his job and ‘Murica, he’s awesome and he proves it every time he opens his mouth. I just love him. Community is back March 17th!

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Reading books before bedtime!

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Mar 9, 2015 at 12:08pm PDT

I actually forgot that North West was in Paris with her parents this week! If you remember, Kris Jenner flew out of LA with North last week, and Kris and North met up with Kanye in London, then the three of them flew to Paris and Kim met up with them there. North’s been there the whole time! We just haven’t seen her during this Paris Fashion Week because Mummy’s Little Accessory was already used enough during New York Fashion Week. And maybe we aren’t seeing North as much because Anna Wintour finally put her foot down and told designers to ban babies from the front row.

Anyway, Kim posted the above Instagram last night. North sleeps in a pearl necklace? Granted, I really don’t know that much about babies or toddlers, but I would think a pearl necklace would probably be a strangulation hazard for a child? And even if it’s not that common, why push your luck? Don’t let your babies wear pearl necklaces to bed. The More You Know.

I’m also including some photos of Kim and Kanye out in Paris yesterday. Out of all the crazy outfits she’s worn in the past week… this barely breaks the Crazy-Stupid Top Five. Kanye looks like he’s already bored with playing with his Blonde Real Doll though.

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Woody Allen averages one film a year, good and bad. He doesn’t really care if the films are well-received or if they make money. He’s always “on to the next one.” He’s worked out some kind of deal with Sony Pictures where they pay the relatively paltry production costs and no one gives Woody any notes. That deal has spawned Oscar-winning films like Vicky Christina Barcelona, Midnight In Paris and Blue Jasmine. That deal has also spawned deeply flawed films like To Rome With Love and Whatever Works.

Woody’s 2015 release will be Irrational Man, starring his latest young “muse,” Emma Stone (she was the lead in WA’s Magic In the Moonlight too). But even though Irrational Man isn’t even out yet, Woody has written the script for his next film and he’s already cast the leads: Jesse Eisenberg, Bruce Willis… and Kristen Stewart.

Woody Allen has begun casting his 2015 feature film, and he has set Jesse Eisenberg, Bruce Willis and Kristen Stewart to lead the ensemble, I’m told. No comment from the Allen camp. As usual, the film is untitled and there are no plot details, and it’s being produced by Letty Arsonson, Stephen Tenenbaum and Edward Walson, his usual collaborators. Allen might be the one director who, when he courts talent, doesn’t really show them a script. Everybody wants to work with him and they consider themselves lucky to be asked and if they’re available, they say yes almost always.

Allen’s next release, Irrational Man, stars Emma stone and Joaquin Phoenix and it will be released by Sony Pictures Classics July 24th.

[From Deadline]

Ten bucks says Kristen Stewart is Bruce Willis’ love interest in the film. Right? I know there’s a lot of hate towards Woody Allen these days, but I guess I’m able to compartmentalize how I feel about him as a person (he’s gross) and how I feel about him as an artist. I saw and loved both Midnight In Paris and Blue Jasmine. Jasmine especially seemed like an incredibly mature work from him. I’m not sure how he can go from charming wood nymph Emma Stone to… lip-biting artiste Kristen Stewart. We’ll see. It’s notable that despite what all of us in the cheap seats think about Woody, major actors still say “yes” to him when they’re offered a role.

PS… I think Kristen’s general twitchiness and awkwardness will actually fit pretty well with a Woody Allen-written heroine.

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The only time I ever really cared about Marvel’s presence at the annual San Diego Comic-Con was the year Tom Hiddleston arrived in his Loki get-up and told all the nerds to quake before his thunder (I might be paraphrasing, but not by much). That was 2013. Tommy really out-did himself and after that, Marvel was all “Damn, what can we do to top that?” The answer is… not much. James Gunn, the director of Guardians of the Galaxy, said as much in a recent Q&A session online.

The biggest reveal from the Facebook interaction came from an answer to what seemed to be a really straight question: “Are you going to comic con this year?” Seems like an easy question to answer, if it needed answering at all. Gunn could be hard at work on Guardians of the Galaxy 2 or he could join Marvel for what, in San Diego years past, have been large hyped Marvel events.

But here’s what Gunn said: “I’m not sure. Marvel isn’t going so I’m not sure I will either.”

[From Geek.com]

I guess it makes sense? Marvel will have already blown their proverbial wad during the promotional trail for Age of Ultron throughout April and May, and Comic-Con will be in July. You know what else Marvel has coming out in July? Ant-Man. So there will be no Ant-Man at Comic-Con? Huh. I guess I have to give it Marvel – they’re in such a position of strength, they literally don’t even have to show up and all of the comic-book people will still make all of the Marvel films huge hits.

And since I’m using photos of Tommy, might as well add this – Tom Hiddleston has narrated a children’s adaptation of Henry V for British schoolkids. The film will be shown during Shakespeare Week (next week). Hiddleston said: “With WillShake, Joe Talbot and Emily Blacksell have achieved something wonderful. They have completely reimagined the possibilities for children and their first contact with Shakespeare. Their Henry V film is fresh, dynamic and so lovingly crafted that it’s impossible not to stand up for it. Bravo.”

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Here are some photos of the royal family attending a service at Westminster Abbey yesterday. There was a special Commonwealth service for Commonwealth Day. The Queen is the head of state to 53 nations, including Canada and Australia. For the service, the royal attendance was actually kind of light. I’ve only seen photos of the Prince of Wales, the Duchess of Cornwall, the Queen and Prince Philip, plus Prince William and Kate. No Princess Royal? No Duke of York?

This was one of Kate’s final public appearances before she gives birth next month. She’s due to make some more appearances this week, including her trip to the set of Downton Abbey, and then after that… we probably won’t see much of her until she gives birth. I think for the birth, we’ll probably see the same wall-to-wall hospital coverage and Will and Kate will make a big public debut of the baby after he or she is born. I’m assuming? But there’s bound to be less excitement with this second baby.

As for Kate’s look here, she did a repeat. She wore this pale pink Alexander McQueen coat when she was pregnant with George, back for the 2013 Trooping the Colours. The hat and the earrings are new though. The hat is by Jane Taylor and the earrings are morganite and diamond drops by Kiki McDonough. Kate’s clutch is by Prada. The whole ensemble is very… eh. Familiar, girlish, but hey… at least she looked occasion-appropriate. The Queen wore a suit by Karl Ludwig, but I swear, I thought the Queen was wearing Chanel! Perish the thought!

You can read more about the event here at People. Kate spoke to a few commoners and they found her charming.

PS… It’s good to see Philip out and about. That man is 93!!

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These are photos of Shailene Woodley with her best bud, Laura Dern, on a lunch run last week. Shailene’s Insurgent press tour is raring up, and so far, so good. I’m pretty sure her PR team told her to stay quiet on feminism this time around. Shailene had an interesting experience with the first Divergent movie. After the movie wrapped, she dumped her worldly possessions and couch surfed for months. I don’t feel like she’s pulling one over on us with this free and easy persona. This is who Shailene really is, but I wonder how she’ll fare long term in the world of Hollywood superficiality. Will she grow weary of the spotlight and playing the same role in her current franchise?

Shailene did a press conference last Friday. She talks about her lack of excitement to return to the Tris role. To be fair, Insurgent was a terrible book — one I would have thrown across the room, had it not been a Kindle edition. People describes Shailene’s attitude as “been there, done that,” which may be accurate:

Returning for Insurgent: “Getting back into Tris was much more difficult than I anticipated because I didn’t take into account that I, myself, had grown for a year. I figured getting back into [Tris] would be simple because I would just go back into that mindset, but my personal mindset had progressed a year in evolution.”

Her role’s shifting requirements: “[In] the first movie, we did a lot of choreography and fight training, and this one was basic sort of fitness — there wasn’t anything too intense. [For the first movie] we were on wires and we would slide down, and there was one where it was almost a 90-degree angle. I was like, ‘If I don’t grab this pole, I’m not going to get hurt, but I’m going to be dangling in the air and probably get a really bad wedgie.’”

On Tris as a role model: “It’s great to have a platform for, not only younger girls, but for everyone to recognize that relationships can be based in truth and be vulnerable, and that keeping somebody at arms length [is a personal defense] to protect our own inner vulnerabilities — not because of anything that they’re doing.”

[From People]

Does Shailene sound ungrateful? She knew Divergent was a franchise, so it’s a tough call. Shailene’s admitting the difficulty in getting back into the mindset. She uses the word “evolution,” but that’s the stuff that always comes out of her mouth. Shailene took some time off, crafted weapons from nature and foraged for leeks. Of course it was a jolt to return to studio life, and yes … Insurgent goes nowhere as a sequel.

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Say it with me now: “Alright, this chick is toast!”

That’s the message coming down from Sony with their newly christened all-male Ghostbusters reboot. This news follows the announcement of the all-female film starring Melissa McCarthy and Kristen Wiig. I’d roll my eyes at the obviousness of this move, but Bill Murray’s probably doing it already. Ernie Hudson must be thrilled after protesting the all-woman cast, calling it “a bad idea” unless “it’ll be sexy.”

The dudes called up the big guns. Channing Tatum will probably lead the Bro-Busters. Ivan Reitman and Dan Aykroyd will produce. Joe and Anthony Russo (Captain America: The Winter Soldier) will direct, and Drew Pearce (Iron Man 3, Mission: Impossible 5) will write the screenplay. Deadline has much more about this new “universe,” but here’s an excerpt:

Sony Pictures is broadening the Ghostbusters franchise and the first order of business will be an action-centric comedy that is a counterpart to the Paul Feig-directed film that will start production in June. The studio is simultaneously forming Ghostcorps, a new production company whose principals include original Ghostbusters architects Ivan Reitman and Dan Aykroyd; they will have offices at Sony with the mission to scare up branding opportunities based on the 1984 comedy classic.

This is being put together even as the studio moves to the start line with a Ghostbusters reboot that will be directed by Feig and star his Bridesmaids leads Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy, and Saturday Night Live stand outs Leslie Jones and Kate McKinnon.

[From Deadline]

Ivan Reitman tells Deadline that plans for a Bro-Busters movie have been gestating forever. Obviously! Dan Aykroyd’s entire existence has been devoted to more Ghostbusters. He hounded poor Bill Murray for decades. Yet nothing happened for the guys until the women got their own movie. Only then did plans come together for a band of bros. Reitman says the films will work together, but it’s still a lousy move. Couldn’t they at least wait for the women to film their movie first?

We’ll see dreamcasting lists in the near future, so I’ll start now. Channing Tatum will likely star, which means Jonah Hill will want a piece. Shia LaBeouf’s name was once floated, but he might be too messy. Maybe Vince Vaughn, since he’s got nothing going on anymore. Ernie Hudson? Sure. Oh, and why not “think outside the box” and add a meathead — Joe Manganiello. Done.

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Late last year, Michael Fassbender set off to New Zealand and Australia to film one of our most hated Celebitchy Book Club selections, The Light Between Oceans. Fassy plays the ruggedly handsome World War I veteran, Tom, who falls in love with a strong-willed crazy woman named Isabel. Alicia Vikander was cast as Isabel. If the movie is anything like the book, there will probably be lots of scenes just between Vikander and Fassy. And wouldn’t you know, soon after they began filming, there were rumors that Alicia and Michael had developed an off-camera romance as well. Fassy does have a habit of romancing his costars (Zoe Kravitz, Nicole Beharie, possibly Lupita Nyong’o), and by last December, “sources” said Alicia and Michael were the real thing, that they were “dating” and not just having a torrid hookup.

And since then, months have passed. Michel’s good at starting work romances but he’s not so great at keeping them going for much longer than it takes to release the film. He’s apparently in San Francisco, working on the Steve Jobs bio-pic. And Alicia is in Europe, working with Eddie Redmayne. Are Fassy and Alicia still together? Well, a recent interview with Alicia seems to indicate that her mind is on all things German-Irish and hot.

Swedish actress Alicia Vikander has broken hearts across the globe as she opens up about her rumoured Irish boyfriend Michael Fassbender. Gushing about working with the Oscar nominee she said: “It was wonderful working with Michael on that film because he’s such an accomplished actor. And person. Every film he’s in, you can see that he’s thought about and chosen quite carefully. And he’s done some amazing work, from Hunger to Fish Tank. I really admired him in those films when I saw them. In general, I think he has a very intelligent and considered thought process to it all.”

The good-looking pair were first pictured together looking cosy while they shot in Sydney for the film and it looks as though the pair are still smitten with each other. The 26-year-old who has previously starred in Anna Karenina and Ex-Machina alongside Michael’s Frank co-star Brendan Gleeson is set to star in eight films this year. Speaking with the Sunday World Magazine, the former ballerina was asked if she would be visiting the Emerald Isle anytime soon.

“I’d love that. It’s a beautiful part of the world,” she coyly answered.

[From Goss.ie]

Is this a hands-down admission that she’s still with The Bender? No. But I think if she wasn’t still with him, she wouldn’t have been so gushy. If she wasn’t enjoying all of the Fassdelights, she probably would have shut down the dating rumors, I think. In any case, it’s not like any of this is scandalous. They were both single when they met and if they’re dating, God bless. Perhaps this was just an excuse to write about Fassy. I miss him! It feels like we haven’t had any good Fassbender interview in a really long time.

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