During a Tuesday appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, mum-to-be Keira Knightley opened up about her first pregnancy and her birth plan.

“Sorry, but what is the plan apart from to get it out?,” Knightley joked when asked about her birth plan. “There isn’t an option to sort of keep it in, is there?”

“So, I’m assuming my plan is to get it out,” she added. “But apparently there’s more to the plan than that. I don’t know what that is. Still, my plan is to get it out. It will come out.”

The host went on to remind The Imitation Game star, 29, that “back in the day, people would be in the field and have a child.”

“Yeah, just drop it out and keep working,” Knightley quipped. “Pick it up…yeah, that’s my plan.”

The pregnant actress jokingly recalled a visit to her doctor.

“When can I drink?,” she asked her doctor. “Please? I just want a margarita! I’m up for an Oscar and I can’t drink!”

That said, Knightley and her husband, musician James Righton, are “having a great time,” she said. “I’m eating for two and he’s drinking for two!”

When asked about her baby’s gender, Knightley said, “No, I don’t know.”

Kanye West has a really, really long interview with Style.com this week, all about his collaboration with Adidas and his NYFW show last week. This is what bugs me about Kanye: he’s taken seriously within the fashion community, but he always acts like the world is against him. He has a massive martyr complex about everything, even when Anna Wintour is sitting right there, supporting his every move. Even when he gets a prime NYFW slot and he gets to work with some of the most experienced people in fashion, even when money is no object, Kanye is still positioning himself as an underdog. You can read the full Style.com piece here (it’s SO MUCH Kanye) and here are a handful of highlights:

He doesn’t read reviews: “I don’t read the reviews, because it’s some kind of backhanded compliment or something focusing on not the main point. It was really difficult to do this. It would be difficult to make a proposition this simple for any designer. So many people told me that it had to have logos or it had to have this, but I fought for exactly what I wanted in my closet. I fought for what was true to me … There are a lot of kids in the streets that have waited for someone to speak for them and what they’re doing and for them to connect with it directly. And that’s what I’m here to do. Just as the last photo showed you, I’ve got an army behind me, so unless the reviewer is recognizing the army, they’re not recognizing the tank coming. I mean, I don’t know if people felt this, but it’s too late. Like the Drake album says, if you’re reading this, it’s already too late. If you’re seeing this, it’s already too late.

The best red carpet look of all time? “I believe the category of ready-to-wear should be removed. I’m biased, but I think the best red-carpet look of all time—if not, one of the top five—was my wife’s look at the Grammys. You know what [Jean Paul Gaultier] just did. He said, “F–k the sh-t. I’m making real sh-t. I’m doing perfume and couture.” And by focusing on that, he delivered … I just think for me as a person that dresses the most photographed person in the world, I get bored with ready-to-wear really easily. Here’s this glamorous being, this modern-day Helmut Newton girl, and you just get this “mid” thing. I just feel like we’ve been hit with this barrage of extreme medium. And you never go and ask, “Hey, can I get an extreme medium?”

Kim is always his muse: “She was always my muse, now she’s become other designers’ muses. Or designers’ muses, because like I said, I don’t want to disrespect designers by calling myself a designer, I just think I have a vision of something that I want to do. But God has a special way to teach people through life. I guess I got a little more credit for my second collection than my first, for whatever that is worth. But soon as we started dating, fashion people were really opposed to the idea of reality stars. And all the relationships, the somewhat friends that I had somewhat built up, completely turned their backs on her and me. They already had their back to her, and now they turned it to me. The so-called traction that I was getting in the high-fashion world was completely thrown out the window and I was finally allowed to go to school, where every day I was in my mom [Kris Jenner]’s house, in my little brother’s old room, Rob’s old room, re-tailoring a Céline skirt, re-tailoring a Saint Laurent jacket, re-tailoring a Zara top, re-tailoring Wolford … And day by day by day, [Kim and I] learned, we got better. We looked at the photographs together and she improved my style, we improved each other.

Whether the NYFW audience was on his side: “This audience isn’t on my side, anyways. It’s the fashion audience. They’re not even on their own side.”

Chic: “I dislike the concept of chic being the highest compliment for a human being. I’d rather someone be nice than to be chic.”

The realization: “And I realized that it had all been a scam, that it had all been smoke and mirrors to present this concept that a straight black guy out of Chicago that’s a rapper, that’s married to a reality star, could somehow not design a coat, that can’t design a T-shirt, that can’t have enough of an opinion. You know, it’s like voting. Fashion is merely an opinion. And I’ve got a lot of opinions.

Racism: “Racism and the focus on racism is a distraction to humanity. It would be like focusing on the cousin from your mom’s side versus the cousin on your dad’s side. We’re all cousins. We’re all the same race. To even focus on the concept of race, it’s like—perhaps people give me an extra cookie for the fact that my color palette is so controlled and I’m black. When someone that’s like, racist, comes up to me at A.P.C. and says, “I thought it would be a bunch of animals on your shirts,” because they heard that I rapped. But it just makes the journey interesting. We came into a broken world. And we’re the cleanup crew. And we’re only cleaning up by helping each other.

[From Style.com]

Kanye actually makes several stabs at humility throughout the piece, although I have to admit, by “Chapter 3” of this interview, I did stop reading. The biggest headlines are about his “muse” Kim Kardashian and how he calls Kris Jenner his mom and all of that, but if you have a good 20-30 minutes, I would suggest reading the whole interview in depth. It’s a whole lotta Yeezy, but he’s always interesting. You don’t have to agree with him, you can laugh about what he says about fashion and Kim and art, but he IS interesting.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

I understand opening SNL40 with Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake. It certainly wasn’t a surprise though. This is a great example of choosing to give people what they want over what they need. Then again, the idea of a reunion show is a “want over need” situation to begin with. It …      

Alright, I’ll admit it. I was wrong! A few weeks ago, I believed a story about Amal and George Clooney and it looks like I was sort of wrong. The story was about Amal and George having some growing pains as a married couple, and Amal deciding to spend a month or so in London, or on the road for her job. While Amal has been traveling in Europe and the Middle East over the past month, it seems like she’s made LA her homebase, and she’s been flying back to see George whenever she can. And it seems like she “can” more than we think.

It looks like the honeymoon phase is far from over for Mr. and Mrs. Clooney! The actor, 53, and his barrister wife Amal spent their first Valentine’s Day as newlyweds at one of Clooney’s favorite dinner spots Saturday night, Asanebo in Studio City, California.

The couple looked happy and affectionate as they were spotted leaving the sushi restaurant, smiling and holding hands. Amal – whose style choices have already grabbed headlines – donned a tan, fringed cape, booties and an oversized blue clutch. George, who kept it casual in jeans and a short-sleeved grey button, had his arm around his wife’s waist at one point.

George and Amal’s first several months of marriage have been full of celebration. They toasted Amal’s 37th birthday Feb. 1 with a casual dinner with close friends at their home and made their first red carpet appearance at the 2015 Golden Globes on Jan. 11.

The couple also topped their newlywed glow with some sunshine on a trip to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, last week, where they were joined by Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber, a source tells PEOPLE. They relaxed at the El Dorado Golf & Beach Club and “enjoyed a few days in the sun with friends,” the source says.

[From People]

They were in Cabo AGAIN last week with Cindy and Rande?! They were just in Cabo over the holidays! Amal might be tired of always vacationing with Rande and Cindy, right? Sure, none of George’s girls ever complained about it before, but I have a serious question: after their honeymoon, have George and Amal spent any quality downtime alone, just the two of them? Also: it’s worth noting that while Amal and George were on vacation in Cabo, George’s press machine was working overtime to remind everyone of all of Amal’s legal work. It’s sort of a Duchess Kate move – release new “work” information while on vacation. Interesting.

You can see the photos of George and Amal out on V-Day here.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

I didn’t cover Sarah Palin’s whackadoodle appearance at an Iowa Summit last month, mostly because it was pure politics. Palin’s Iowa speech was so crazy and nonsensical, even die-hard conservatives were like “Whoa.” You can see the whole speech here. Sample quote: “GOP leaders, by the way, y’know the man can only ride ya when your back is bent. So strengthen it. Then the man can’t ride ya, America won’t be taken for a ride.”

Why bring this up? Because it’s like Palin is a malfunctioning fembot these days. Someone spilled water on her motherboard or something. While at the Saturday Night Live event, Palin spoke to People Magazine and I think I know what she was trying to say – that Tina Fey’s impression was great AND a political disaster – but Palin just went with a word salad jumble.

Tina Fey, Sarah Palin has a bone to pick with you. While on the carpet ahead of Saturday Night Live’s 40th anniversary special, the former Republican VP candidate called out Fey for not sharing the wealth.

“Well, have I helped her career or has she helped mine? I’m like come on Tina, you should be paying my kids’ braces or something,” Palin told reporters when asked whether being impersonated by Fey on the series had helped her career. “She’s so good, though. I really respect her and her work ethic and her capitalization, you know, on the opportunity.

In fact, Palin, 51, said Fey’s uncanny impersonation is so good that the Alaskan finds her own self being fooled by it.

“You know, I’ll do a double take every time I see her on a rerun or a picture of her,” the mother of five said.

And there are no hard feelings? “I think she’s great,” Palin confirmed. “I just talked to her again today and I brought her girls some Alaskan grown sweatshirts and hoodies. I really respect her.”

[From People]

“I really respect her and her work ethic and her capitalization, you know, on the opportunity…” Her capitalization on the opportunity? As in, Tina Fey capitalized on the fact that she looked like Palin? To hear Fey tell it, Lorne Michaels pretty much begged her to come back to SNL and play Palin and it really threw a wrench into Fey’s schedule at the time. Fey was already a well-established comedic talent too, so it’s weird that Palin makes it sound like Tina Fey built her career on impersonating Palin. Like, if there was no Sarah Palin, Tina Fey wouldn’t exist as a well-known comedienne? Which is utter crap.

Also: “You should be paying FOR my kids’ braces or something.” Not “paying my kids’ braces.”

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

This is a tradition here at LaineyGossip. You make Oscar predictions and if you’re the first to submit your ballot with the most correct guesses, you win a designer bag…and more.

Like $500 to spend at Homesense. I bought two miniature wooden stools from Homesense last year. They&…      

Prince Harry was photographed with cousin Princess Eugenie at a ski resort in Switzerland this weekend. The paps weren’t able to conjure up a “mystery companion”. And, you know, if there was one, they would have found her. The last time Eugenie was in Verbier it was around the n…      

I admire Bradley Cooper’s pluckiness in this year’s Oscar fight. He hasn’t given up on the Best Actor award although a win would be a major upset. If it’s any consolation, BCoop won a Reuters poll where a group of random theatergoers said he should win. This is a crazy result, but more people have watched American Sniper than the other Oscar movies. Bradley received the ‘Murica vote. The poll also said Julianne Moore wouldn’t win Best Actress, which …. sure.

This year’s Oscar race also collides with the trial of Chris Kyle’s killer. So the film is on people’s minds. Bradley is also everywhere without being anywhere. He’s holed up on Broadway (where he’s working on a potential Tony), but he’s handing out interviews like candy. Bradley spoke with 60 Minutes, and he brought his mom along. She will be his Oscar date. He confessed to the LA Times how much he loves Chris Kyle, and nothing else matters but honoring Kyle’s legacy.

Coop gave a huge interview to Deadline, which reveals how involved he was in shapping the film’s narrative. The most interesting part is where Bradley namedrops actors who say he should win:

On finding the moment when Chris Kyle cracks: “That scene in the bar, that second scene, the reason why that became the crack is because I loved Chris so much. I still remember, it was the second take. And I remember on the phone I felt like I was going to really lose it. I’m on the phone, and because of the way it was written I could hear the kids in the background. When we shot her side there were no kids, but the way I was playing it, I could hear the kids. And then the camera’s coming and I had the hat on and I kind of turned away, because I didn’t want the camera … [I wanted] to protect Chris.”

This movie isn’t about war at all: “To me, it was always just a soldier’s story. And on purpose, there’s no talk about the war, why we’re in it, nothing. It is not what that movie’s about.”

All the actors want him to win: “Just insane. The calls I got from people. I don’t even know Tom Hardy, and he sent me the most incredible email. Anne Hathaway said something publicly and I called her and I just said, hey, we don’t know each other, but it got back to me what you said, and it means everything. Ashton Kutcher, Ryan Reynolds, guys I don’t really know. Sean Penn, I couldn’t believe it. Now, Ben’s my friend and I would do anything for him, but for him to host that thing in a year where he could be up for Best Actor, too? They don’t make many like that dude.

[From Deadline]

The last time I talked about BCoop, he was playing dumb and pretending not to know the movie would be a hit. His tune has changed. Now Bradley confirms the stories we heard about Leonardo DiCaprio, Ben Affleck, and Josh Brolin pushing hard for a BCoop coup d’etat. Affleck even hosted special Sniper screenings, which is a strong show of support. Was it right for Bradley to mention his supporters by name before the Oscars? It feels like a Gwyneth Paltrow move.

Movie stills courtesy of Warner Bros; photos courtesy of WENN

Girls Season 4 Episode 5 recap

Oh man. After the breezy openness that is Iowa, this episode is claustrophobic, empty of any oxygen, and kind of frantic and immobile at the same time. Every time Hannah opens the door someone else is there in her space – it feels like a Sartre play. …      

Last Thursday, Kanye West did his big Kanye + Adidas show during NYFW. The attendance was star-studded, with Rihanna, Beyonce, Jay-Z, Puffy, Anna Wintour, Alexander Wang and more sitting front row. It was a huge media event too, with tons of photos and coverage. Lens focused on bored-looking celebrities watching Kanye march endless panty-hose inspired looks down the runway. The header photo is a decent glimpse of Kanye’s line – that’s what he “designed.” That his “genius” at work as a designer. So would it shock you to learn that Kanye needed 30 STYLISTS to achieve “the look” for his show?

Kanye West used 30 stylists at his Fashion Week show, according to his friend Russell Simmons.

“I was there the night before,” Simmons told us at Rush Philanthropic Arts Foundation’s Valentine’s Day luncheon at the Plaza. “Kanye had been locked in that studio for 72 hours .?.?. I left, went to Chris Rock’s birthday, came back, he’s still there at 2 a.m. .?.?. He had like 30 French and Italian guys running around, and everything that they did was inspired only by his direction.”

While one critic called Kanye’s show “clothing a homeless person would wear after the apocalypse,” Simmons is a fan.

“His style and influence is so obvious .?.?. I’m old, I’m 57, and I’ve got drop-crotch pants,” he laughed. “There is no reason why his collection, which really is meticulously designed and overseen by him, should not be a big hit .?.?. [I wonder] if [those] who are supposed to be judging understand how much detail, how thoughtful that show was.”

A source close to West would only say of the 30 stylists, “There was a team in place to make sure they were ready for the performance.”

[From Page Six]

Thirty French and Italian men? Ooh la la, Yeezington. I wonder if they were buff gentlemen or Yeezy likes his stylists to be sleek, pale and exclusively European. In any case, I am SHOCKED that it took the work of Kanye and thirty male stylists to create this runway show. Sigh… Poor Kanye.

Last thing… prepare yourselves for a DEMON.

Wolves

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Photos courtesy of Instagram, WENN, Fame/Flynet.