“Um, natural on the outside, on the inside they are not,” the former Bond Girl admitted in an interview with shock jock Howard Stern on Thursday. Denise is currently on promo tour, chatting up the second season premiere of her E! reality series Denise Richards.It’s Complicated.

“I was 19, and my roommate had the best boobs ever, and she had just had hers done, I was flat as a board, and I thought ‘Whoa, you can just buy them’ and stupidly had them done!” she explained.

“The next guy put bigger ones in, and it was not good – they were a D!” Denise says that a third surgery fixed everything: “I was young and should have researched better. You know, it was a big mistake. Young girls, don’t do it!”

Her time on this season of reality television dance competition Dancing With the Stars has come to a close and Denise Richards was surprisingly composed backstage when the news broke. "For a minute, I thought we had a shot at staying," Denise confessed to E! after she and partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy were booted after performing their samba.

"I’m really glad I got to do the dance over again and get better scores and a better reaction. It was better to go out on that note than last night," Richards said after some reflection.

At least she’s earned herself a new fan. Lil’ Kim said of her competitor, "I’ve met a totally different person than what we read or see [in the media]. Sometimes that press bothers her–she talked to me [about it]. She’s really a sweet girl." That’s nice of her to say, but I’ll stick with thinking she’s bat-shit crazy, thanks.

I love celebs, but I’ll tell you, some of ‘em are taking crazy pills or something.  Apparently Charlie Sheen is taking his historic divorce battle with ex-wife Denise Richards to the press.

Sheen just recently revealed, in a bizarre turn of events, that Richards had asked good ole Charlie boy for some of his sperm as he was walking out the door on the marriage.

Allegedly Denise wanted more children with Charlie as the father.  And according to the man himself, these allegations ”are true. There is documentation that I’ll show in court revealing the request for my ‘donation.’”

So, will Charlie step up to the sperm plate, as it were?  “I would sooner walk on the surface of the moon in exactly what I’m wearing.”

Doesn’t look too promising on that account, Denise!