Peter Andre is hoping to get some action between the sheets for his birthday.
The hunk turned 36 last month – but he’s still waiting for his present from wife Jordan, 30.
‘I don’t know what we’re doing, but I’m hoping it will involve some nooky,’ he writes in his new! diary.
‘I’ve been working really hard on my album lately, and I could really do with some quality time in the bedroom with my wife.’
Their new TV show Katie And Peter: The Next Chapter Stateside starts on ITV2 on 16 April.
OK, so we’re all pretty familiar with every inch of Jordan’s body, but we don’t need to be reminded of it when we’re just going about our business, nibbling a digestive biscuit that we nicked from someone’s desk. The first rule of leggings is that you simply must – must – wear them with something that covers your, um, area – otherwise, the curse of the camel toe will befall you. Unfortunately, Jordan’s taste for T-shirts that clearly aren’t made for anyone over the age of five means that this is impossible – especially when so much time and thought also needs to go into matching her clothes to her earrings, bag and flip-flops (and no, we don’t know why her feet are bandaged either). So, stare at this picture for a few seconds and then try to move on and forget you ever saw it, yeah?