Benji Madden

Thinking bout you?????? #LuckyMan

A photo posted by The B-man (@benjaminmadden) on Feb 23, 2015 at 2:38am PST

You’re looking at one of the worst tattoos I’ve ever seen, which is a terrible thing to say. I mean … look at Benji Madden’s face. He’s so happy! Dude never smiles in public, but he’s so proud of his January marriage to Cameron Diaz that he tattooed her name across his chest. A BIG tattoo. This is Nick Cannon-huge. Remember how Nick got a huge “Mariah” tattoo on his back? She only got a little one for him, which was wise. Nick had to painfully cover up most of his back after they split. This happens a lot, and even Angelina Jolie had to deal with her “Billy Bob” tattoo.

Cameron and Benji must feel ultra idealistic in their honeymoon glow. She’s a kinder, gentler Cami. He’s head over heels. She’s fine with this grand gesture because no one’s ever made grand gestures for her. I hope this doesn’t end badly. That’s all there is to say. Oh, and we know Cameron stares at her own name when she gets busy with hubby. Isn’t that disconcerting?

I’ve been thinking of getting my first tattoo, as part of an impending mid-life crisis. (Not everyone can wear scarves, fancy a blonde, and call it a decade like Johnny Depp.) All sorts of kanji symbols were on the radar, but now I’ve reconsidered the matter. Thanks, Benji Madden!

Here are some photos of Cam and Benji on a Valentine’s date with Joel and Nicole Richie.

Photos courtesy of Benji Madden on Instagram, Fame/Flynet & WENN

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