So far, so good. I’m not tired of seeing photos of Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift (CAYLOR SWARRIS!!) together. It feels exciting and new and dramatic. Of course, I felt the same way about Swifty and Harry Styles, and that only ended up lasting a few months. Calvin and Tay stepped out in NYC yesterday. They held hands for the paps. They went out to lunch. Taylor wore this absolutely absurd outfit. I don’t get why crop tops are back on-trend these days? This outfit looks exactly like what my college roommate wore in the 1990s.

But yes, Calvin and Swifty are in the full flush of love. Do they lay in bed starring at each other while Olivia and Meredith sleep in between them? Do Olivia and Meredith get shoved out of the bedroom while Calvin and Tay enjoy some Scottish sex? Does Tay sing love songs to Calvin and the kitties? So many questions. But here’s one constant of all of Taylor’s relationships: Team Swifty issues really obvious quotes about her romances and breakups to certain media outlets. This is what Us Weekly’s Tay-heavy sources say about Caylor Swarris:

“They’re really into each other. Normally when Calvin parties, there are girls everywhere, but he’s completely toned down and is just about Taylor. He’s changed because of her — he’s much nicer, a lot more calm. He’s happy to stay home with her and not be on the scene. They spend a lot of nights watching Netflix and catching up on shows they never get to see. He had no idea that she would change him so much.”

[From Us Weekly]

And here’s what E! News’ source had to say about them:

“Taylor and Calvin are having such an amazing time getting to know each other these past few months and spending quality time together where ever they travel to. It’s really easy for them to connect on many levels even though they both have busy schedules. They have some differences but also similar in many ways. They are trying to be as private as they can but they are also not afraid or hiding their affection towards each other when they are together in public. They both love New York City and this trip together is really easy and comfortable for them. They both love to eat out and also stay in and just chill. Friends and family love seeing Taylor so happy and into Calvin. Calvin loves how connected Taylor is to her friends, family and fans.”

[From E! News]

If you got a whiff of a Lisa Frank diary, glitter, sparkleponies and cuddlefesting, that’s because Team Swifty is “leaking” and all of this is the Swifty-approved message about her relationship. Is this what Caylor Swarris is really like in real life? Who knows? But this is HER pattern. She builds these guys up, publicly and privately, and then when it all falls apart (re: he dumps her over the phone), voila! She’s got another breakup album.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Pacific Coast News, Fame/Flynet.