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There is not enough time in the day to properly absorb the fuggery in this post. And it’s truly a toss up as to which of these two ladies had the bigger fashion fail. Like, I didn’t even know who to put up top. I think Cara Delevingne surpassed Chloe Sevigny in bad taste though, just because Chloe tends to wear clothes with a wink and nudge, like her whole “style” is “ironic hipster joke.” Cara however is supposed to be SERIOUS. We are supposed to take Angry Baby seriously as a model and an actress. She is an It Girl. She is supposed to be the Big Thing in fashion and film. And this is how Cara turned out…

Her jumpsuit is Stella McCartney. She wore McCartney last year too, only then it was impossibly chic and fashion-forward. Obviously, I loathe Stella’s designs almost always. Stella is like Marchesa to me: overrated, unflattering and coasting on a name and famous friends (in Marchesa’s case, Georgina Chapman relies on her husband Harvey Weinstein for her clientele). So, this was always going to be failure just because of the terrible “are you wearing a wrestler’s onesie?” ensemble. But then Cara decided to get some temporary “Chinese” tatts. And her too-dark eye makeup just makes her look even more Angry Baby-ish.

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As for Chloe Sevigny… bless her heart. This dress is by JW Anderson. It looks like the polyester wall hangings at my local Chinese buffet place exploded on her. I think Chloe knows it’s terrible, right? And that’s the “joke”? And it just occurred to me… 17 years ago, Chloe WAS Cara. Chloe was the It Girl, the weird girl, the Fashion Girl.

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