Chrissy Teigen and John Legend cover the June issue of DuJour magazine. Chrissy’s promoting her upcoming ABC talk show, The F.A.B.. John came along for this magazine feature. You can see the NSFW shoot here (Chrissy takes it off and frolics in the ocean). Sports Illustrated is all over this shoot because they love Chrissy. She and John both look good but soooo loved up. If it was any other couple, I’d tell them to get a room. Here are some joint interview excerpts:

John on falling for Chrissy: “The more I got to know her, I started to realize how funny and cool she was. You meet all kinds of good-looking people, but she was so vibrant and engaging. Even when we’d text, she was always saying something clever.”

Chrissy wants babies next year: “We want a lot of kids. I would love to have three or four of my own, and then adopt a few. So basically I’ll be pregnant the rest of my life. … [The thought] of getting boobs thrills me. And John looooves pregnant women, so–”

John wants daughters: “She thinks I’m not athletic enough to have a boy. I’m a musician, I’m good with women and I’m a feminist, so I think I’ll be a good ‘girl daddy.’ Part of my goal in making money is so that our kids won’t have to fly on regular planes and embarrass us. I’m saving up so they can fly private.”

Chrissy won’t be an insufferable parent: “I feel like sometimes when people give birth, they give birth to a tiny part of their brain. Whatever they thought they would be goes out the window and they kind of lose their minds. I am 1,000 percent not going to have an Instagram account for my baby. It will not have a hashtag. If I have a hashtag for my baby, just kill me.”

[From DuJour]

Well, I’ll be interested to see if Chrissy’s personality stays intact after she has her first baby. She’ll probably stay the same. I get what she’s saying though. Sometimes people don’t do anything for themselves after becoming parents. Life becomes all about the baby for them, but they must like it that way. No judgment.

Chrissy also recently Instagrammed her stretch marks (but she did so less obnoxiously than LeAnn Rimes). She promised to never photoshop her selfies again: “I just didn’t feel like doing it anymore … because I think we forgot what normal people look like now.”

P.S. Is it too late to share Chrissy’s Memorial Day cocktail recipes? Nah.

Photos courtesy of DuJour magazine & Fame/Flynet