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I only just today looked through Conrad Hilton’s Instagram. It is… not good. It’s not like Chet Haze-level nepotism & privilege run amok, but it’s close. Anyway, when we last checked in with Conrad Hilton, he got what amounted to a slap on the wrist after terrorizing a plane full of people. If Conrad had been dark-skinned or named Mohammed Hilton, I would imagine he would have gone on trial on charges of terrorism. But because he’s a rich kid with well-connected parents, he got a fine of $5000, 750 hours of community service and some sort of silly version of house arrest – he basically can’t leave his home between the hours of 10 pm and 5 am.

So, what’s new? The ink is barely even dry on that plea deal for the plane incident and Conrad has already violated the restraining order his ex-girlfriend had against him. Because of course he’s the type to stalk and harass his ex-girlfriends too. How pleasant.

Paris Hilton’s brother Conrad Hilton has been arrested for breaking into the home of his ex-girlfriend … and there’s a connection to Paris’ sex tape. Conrad had been dating Hunter Salomon, the daughter of Rick Salomon … Paris’ sex partner in the epic “1 Night in Paris.” Hunter claims after they broke up, Conrad became obsessive and scary, showing up at her house at all hours and even threatening to kill himself.

Hunter got a restraining order but on Monday we’re told Conrad broke into her family home in the Hollywood Hills. An army of cops, along with helicopters, swarmed the house and arrested him. Conrad is currently in custody.

[From TMZ]

Here’s the thing – of course he’s a narcissistic, self-destructive jackass. But why isn’t anyone saying “all of this stuff really sounds like a cry for help”? Like, a few years in jail would really do this guy some good. I’m sure the Hilton family is paying the best lawyers a ton of cash just to avoid having Conrad sent to prison, but why? He’s escalating. He’s violent. He’s a douchebag with money. Just send him to jail for a while and let’s see if that makes a difference.

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