fassy sushi

Happy birthday to Michael Fassbender. He’s 38 years old today! And he went out for sushi last night in San Francisco, where he’s filming Jobs. [Comicbook]
Chocolate Benedict Cumberbatch: would you eat it? [Seriously OMG WTF]
Tara Reid is still a damn mess. [OMG Blog]
Did Kendall Jenner get butt implants too? [Popoholic]
Eric Johnson threw his son really, really high. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
The trailer for Spy looks amazing. I’m totally seeing it. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Rihanna, you’re not pulling this off. [ICYDK]
Chris Rock keeps getting pulled over by the cops. [Jezebel]
What’s worse: Trevor Noah or his “hall monitors”? [The Frisky]
Charlotte McKinney continues to be the budget Kate Upton. [IDLY]
Jennifer Lopez wore a blouse from her Kohl’s line! [RCFA]