Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian and North West leaving Paris yesterday via Charles de Gaulle airport. Kanye didn’t travel with them, so I’m kind of wondering if ‘Ye is going to stick around Paris for a while with Riccardo Tisci. Perhaps. Considering these photos include some close-ups of Kim’s hairline roots, I thought this would be a good opportunity to discuss all of the myriad conspiracy theories involved with Kim’s now eight-day-old blonde hair. You’d be surprised just how many variations there are.

*In Touch Weekly says that Kanye “made” Kim go blonde and she hates it and can’t wait to go back to brown/black.

*Kim told Us Weekly that after the initial “one-take” process in LA, she added $500 worth of highlights in Paris because she didn’t think her LA hair people “fully got the color right.” She also says that she went blonde for fun, because “why not?”

*Radar says that Kim’s hair is now completely damaged and some stands are “starting to break off.” Kim “feels like she’s going bald. She’s freaking out that it won’t grow back the same.”

*Radar also has an insider who theorizes that Kim didn’t actually go completely blonde. The insider says Kim is wearing a partial blonde wig and “the first top quarter of her hair in the front is bleached, but the rest isn’t. It’s bleached on the top and sides – and the rest is a wig. It’s parted perfectly and at different lengths and you always see the front of her head so it looks like it’s all normal, but it’s trickery. The rest of her hair is still brown. Just watch, you’ll see her go back to brunette like it’s no problem at all complete with healthy, shiny hair. That’s because it’s fake. It’s definitely not all bleached.”

So you think she’s wearing a wig? I do not. It’s not that I think that kind of attention-grabbing stunt queen move is beyond her, it’s just that I’ve been looking at her hair from all angles for a week, and I feel pretty confident saying that she really did bleach all of her hair. You can see her roots coming in from all angles too. Yeah… stunt queen is stunt queening, but she really did do the stunt. She really did go blonde.

It’s hard out here for a platinum pimp! Thank you @FredericMennetrier for touching up my blonde!

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Mar 9, 2015 at 5:17am PDT

Photos courtesy of Kim’s Instagram, Fame/Flynet.