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Here’s yet another utterly meaningless poll, but it’s always nice to see where the British zeitgeist is with their homegrown Hot Guys. Glamour UK has released a new “Sexiest Men In the World” list, I guess voted on by Fifty Shades devotees, One Direction fan-girls and Sherlock-loonies. I suspect that this wasn’t a straight-up internet poll, or if it was, they didn’t allow fan-girls to vote multiple times, because if they had, Benedict Cumberbatch or Tom Hiddleston would have come out at #1. The Dragonflies and the Florals are very powerful on the internet. Anyway, long story short… Jamie Dornan scored the #1 Sexiest Man (in the world!) position. Bendy was dethroned! He’s only #2. And Hiddles is #3. Via the BBC:

1. Jamie Dornan
2. Benedict Cumberbatch
3. Tom Hiddleston
4. Robert Pattinson
5. Henry Cavill
6. Theo James
7. Harry Styles
8. Jamie Campbell Bower
9. Jared Leto
10. Pharrell Williams
11. Liam Hemsworth
12. Johnny Depp
13. Chris Hemsworth

I think Jamie’s ranking should be split in two: one ranking for clean-shaven Jamie and one ranking for bearded Jamie. Bearded Jamie can get it. Bearded Jamie is HOT. Clean-shaven Jamie barely cracks the top thirty, you know? As for Benedict… he’s had an awful year for “hotness.” Bad clothes, bad haircut, and the Sophie thing really affected his sexiness too. Sigh… at least we still have Hiddles. And Sparkles? I have to say, Sparkles is much cuter to me now that he’s with FKA Twigs. They’re adorable together.

PS… Vanity Fair released part of their Hollywood Portfolio for this year’s Hollywood Issue, and there are some really nice photos. Like, Benedict standing in a forest with a bloodhound (?!), Chiwetel Ejiofor looking dapper as hell on a plane (he’s Top Ten on my list), and Tom Hiddleston and Felicity Jones in a convertible. Nice. Go here to see.

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