Here are some of Jennifer Aniston’s latest Smartwater print ads, because of course. So we’ve got Aveeno, Living Proof, Smartwater and those are the major endorsement deals, although I’m sure she’s aiming to get some more contracts, especially from some more lifestyle-friendly companies. Anyway, much like Aniston’s recent interview with Yahoo Style, she sat down for another infomercial interview with Elle.com. She talks about… hair (STAHP!!!!), how Justin Theroux sometimes uses her toothbrush (gross), how she loves the smell of the ocean (groundbreaking!) and much more. Some highlights:

She hates when people are (Smart)water-lazy: “I usually have warm water with lemon first thing in the morning if I can remember. Otherwise I’ll have a cup of coffee, feed the dogs, then a shake, eggs and a little avocado and a little coconut oil on Ezekiel whole wheat toast. Then I usually read the paper and hit the gym. I have the Smart Water bottle that’s 23 ounces. I make sure I get three or four in of those a day. It’s such a habit for me now. So many people are water lazy; it’s such an important thing.”

Her favorite smells: “I love the smell of coffee, coffee beans, the ocean, ocean air, mornings when I go out and walk my dogs. Freshly cut green grass. I wear the fragrance that I made.

Haircare: “[Living Proof] is just a perfect product and they’ve just come out with a humidity shield, and for me it’s incredible. Also the Night Cap, that is something that you put on at night or just around the house, it smells so good. You put it in your hair and it absorbs it. And the new Blowout which you spray in right before you blow dry. It has UV protection and chlorine protection. I do my color once a month, just a touch-up every four weeks. But I’m trying not to color it right now and give it a break.

Shilling for Aveeno whilst talking about in-flight maintenance: “I do take my makeup off. There are great makeup removers from Aveeno, so you just wipe it off. And a little spray bottle of Evian, and wipe your face down with a toner, and put on your moisturizer, and do a mask, especially on a European flight. I’m a lip balm and eye drops addict. I have terrible allergies. I use Alcon Naphcon A. I really enjoy the sensation of eyes burning. Dr. Hauschka great lip balm and By Terry Rose Balm in the pot; it’s really gooey for bee stung lips.

The one look she’ll never repeat: “Bleach out my eyebrows, I will never do that again. It was my first Cosmopolitan cover and Kevyn Aucoin was doing my makeup, and all of a sudden I had white foam on my eyebrows. It was a real look in the 90s, and it looks gorgeous if you’re Linda Evangelista. I was so new and naïve in the business, I didn’t know that I could say ‘no.’ I had to paint in my eyebrows for three months with brown shadow.

On Justin’s beauty products: “We share everything. He uses all Living Proof and Aveeno Daily Moisturizing Lotion. Guys are lazy. They use what’s in front of them. He has his own toothbrush, of course, and in an emergency then we’ll share. I like my toothbrush.

[From Elle]

It’s not that she’s doing interviews solely to promote her advertising contracts. It’s that the only interviews she’s done in four months are only for her advertising contracts and that she name-checks each product in her interviews. She’s like one year away from appearing on QVC, for the love of God. I don’t blame the media outlets for interviewing her, but I wish they would put a disclaiming above every one of her interviews: “ATTENTION: the following is a paid advertisement for Aveeno, Smartwater and Living Proof.”

Ads courtesy of Smartwater.