Justin Bieber

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Justin Bieber turned 21 over the weekend, god help us all. I broke out the carseat photos as a celebratory measure, so please enjoy them at the bottom of the post. This picture ^^^ shows Bieber looking smug next to an unimpressed Seth Rogen at the 2011 MTV movie awards. This is where the grand rivalry began. Bieber apparently begged Seth to come meet him, and then he acted like a swaggy douche. Bieber played like Seth was the lucky one, and Seth wasn’t having it.

Seth didn’t say anything about Bieber right away. When Team Swag went off the deep end last year, Seth let his feelings fly: “Justin Bieber is a piece of sh-t. He seems like he’s obnoxious and ungrateful, insincere, and he puts people’s lives at danger and overall he acts like a piece of sh-t.” Bieber snapped back but sort of took the high road: “Follow Seth Rogan sorry I didnt bow down when I asked 2 meet u was probably a bit shy and didn’t want to be over the top but still. love ur movies.” Seth ignored the matter.

Bieber still has unresolved feelings. He keeps calling Seth, leaving him voicemails. Bieber’s being roasted by Comedy Central, and it would mean so much if Seth would insult him in person:

(1) @Sethrogen come on man. Check your voicemail. I took it like a man as u blasted a nervous kid fan of yours (me). Now I’m a man. Roast me!

(2): @Sethrogen I’m still your biggest fan. Even after “the interview.” That’s dedication. Roast me! Sincerely yours..the piece of sh*t..justin;)

(3) #WeWantSeth #BieberRoast

(4) Where are you now when I need you @Sethrogen. #WhereAreÜNow https://itun.es/i6BW9qL

[From Justin Bieber on Twitter]

I keep visualizing Swaggy calling Seth, and it’s not pretty (much like the answering machine scene from Swingers). He’s rallying his Beliebers like this is a major cause. Bieber needs to leave Seth alone! He’s acting like a little obsessive child who thinks he can hold his breath until he turns purple and still get his way. Seth has met Bieber’s tweets with radio silence. Good. Whiny baby needs to scramble back into his carseat.

Seth Rogen

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