In recent years, whenever there’s radio silence on Khloe Kardashian’s love life, I just assume that she’s back with Tristan Thompson. It’s a perfectly normal assumption – for years, Khloe was trying to make it work with Tristan and for years, he was cheating on her and impregnating other women and she was still taking him back, every single time. We kept finding out about their relationship status months after the fact too, like when we learned that they were “engaged for ten months in 2021,” which Khloe only claimed after Tristan cheated on her yet again. Well, for the past year, it has been pretty quiet around Tristan and Khloe. So what’s going on? Are they married? LOL. According to Khloe, not so much – she claims she hasn’t been in a relationship for years.

Khloé Kardashian is not interested in getting back out on the dating scene. During the June 6 episode of The Kardashians, Khloé was asked about her dating life by Scott Disick. After asking her if she had a boyfriend or had gone on a date recently, Khloé, 39, firmly told him, “I don’t want to!” She went on to cite her busy schedule and early wake-up calls with her two kids — daughter True, 6, and son Tatum, 21 months, whom she shares with ex Tristan Thompson — as reasons for why she’s not interested in dating men.

“That’s my time,” she said. “I’m not sharing it with a man. I’m not sharing my TV, I’m not sharing my bed!”

Scott, 41, then asked Khloé if there was “any hope” for Tristan, 33, despite their multiple reconciliations and splits in the past.

“No… the door’s closed,” Khloé said, noting that she saw no reason to be a “monster” to Tristan and that she’s happy with them being on friendly terms as they continue to coparent their kids. In a confessional, Khloé added, “Oh my god, are you kidding me? This is life, we all gotta grow up and move on… Everyone has been really judgy about how I spend my time because I’m not dating. I stopped dating Tristan when Tatum was in utero. Two and a half years is not that crazy!”

“I do love that it’s good for the kids,” she continued of living close to her ex and seeing him often. “But now that he’s in Cleveland [for the Cavaliers], this is really, really healthy for us ’cause when he was next door, he was always over… he loved the routine and I was like, ‘F—.’”

Scott then pointed out how it must be strange for her ex to live so close and witness Khloé moving on, to which she hit back, “If he wanted to torture himself, that’s on him! You want to see all these men pulling up to my house? That’s your problem.”

Scott was taken aback by Khloé’s statement and asked if she was doing that currently. Khloé clarified that it wasn’t happening “right now” but would happen “eventually in life.”

“You think I’m just gonna be celibate for the rest of my life?” Khloé asked, before noting once more, “I don’t want anyone stopping my routine [right now]. I’m comfortable in my rhythm.”

In a confessional, she added, “Let’s just say I’m dating. I have no idea how you’re supposed to date with kids because I’m not bringing you to my home where my kids are, and I’m not going to your home where you’re gonna chop me up in your basement and kill me and I’m also not going to a public restaurant or space where people can take pictures and you’re gonna be another notch on my belt in the public’s eyes. I don’t f—ing think so.”

[From People]

“Where you’re gonna chop me up in your basement and kill me” – my mind went to a completely different place with “chop me up in your basement,” I’ll admit it. Anyway, I don’t even think Khloe is really claiming to be celibate for two-plus years nor is she saying that she hasn’t been on a date this whole time. I absolutely believe that, in that time and still to this day, she’s been dealing with Tristan romantically and sexually. Now, that being said, I think it’s perfectly normal for Khloe to take a break from dating for a while. I just don’t believe she really has.

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