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Back in March, Kim Kardashian broke the internet (again) when she debuted her new blonde hair at Paris Fashion Week. It was not a good look. It was not a flattering look. The first version was apparently so dull and lifeless that Kim had to go into a Paris salon to get a better blonde. And even then, she dyed it back to brown-black after a few weeks. She later admitted that her hair was incredibly damaged after her blonde moment, and she was back to wearing a lot of wiglets, weaves and hairpieces. But at some point in her blonde moment, she posed for the cover of Vogue Brazil. These are those covers.

Kim memorably got the cover of American Vogue last year, and a cover for Vogue Australia earlier this year. This is her first Vogue cover as a blonde though. And of course, they did her up like Marilyn Monroe. The extreme closeup is unflattering – it’s too close, too plastic and her face has been too tweaked. It’s like your eyes can’t figure out if you’re looking at a real person or a cartoon, like Kim IS the uncanny valley. The second cover – Kim in the black turtleneck – is much better.

What else is going on with Kim? She and Kanye celebrated their first wedding anniversary on Sunday, and surprisingly enough, they didn’t make a big spectacle of themselves. I think they just stayed in LA and spent time together as a family. Weird, right? Of course, Kim was posting endless throwback photos from her wedding – go here to see her Instagram. A lot of those photos are never-before-seen, especially the photos from the pre-wedding celebration at Valentino’s mansion. There are some genuinely nice photos!

Vogue Brasil pic.twitter.com/8feqO5eHab

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) May 26, 2015

Photos courtesy of Vogue Brazil.
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