Immediately after the Grammys, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian got the hell out of Dodge (LA). They left so quickly, it was like they were fleeing the scene of a crime. Maybe Kanye didn’t mean to go so hard on Beck? Whatever it was, they didn’t even have a moment to change out of their Grammy ensembles and Kim had to wear that stupid Jean Paul Gaultier robe as she walked through LAX. They flew to NYC and Kim was already wandering around New York on Monday, and the paps were trailing her constantly. These are those photos. Kim wore terrible camouflage pants and she busted out of a white belly-baring shirt that was made for someone smaller. God, she just has the worst style. These pants make you look 20 pounds heavier, Kim.

Meanwhile, you know how Kim posed nude for Love Magazine (you can see the NSFW photos here) and everyone was like “Can we go one month without seeing Kim Kardashian’s T&A, for the love of all that is holy?” Yeah, she also gave an interview to Love Magazine and the quotes are… interesting. Some highlights:

She’s only recently started wearing Spanx (?) and she has issues: “I always pee all over my Spanx, it’s a disaster. They aren’t crotchless enough!”

Her favorite sex position: “From the back”. She adds that there’s no such thing as being “too big” when it comes to the size of one’s manhood.

She wants Kendall’s body: “I’d love to swap bodies with Kendall for just a week, just to look from that little bit higher up and fit into everything perfectly.”

She loves being naked: “I like nudity. Kanye always says, ‘Dress sexier’ — he’s always the most encouraging.”

Her favorite TV shows: “I’m obsessed with murders and dead bodies.”

Kourtney Kardashian urinates everywhere & anywhere: Kardashian claimed her older sister is “notorious” for peeing outside and once popped a squat behind a curtain somewhere in the Delano Hotel in Miami, Fla. “They will probably never let us stay there again,” she said.

She’s famous for more than a sex tape: “When someone asks me, ‘What do you do?’ under my breath I want to say, ‘Ask my f–king bank account what I do.’ But I would never say that to someone’s face.”

[From Celebuzz, Love Magazine]

This is actually pretty different than the usual interviews Kim Kardashian does. Kim’s interviews are usually pretty basic (in every sense of the word). She usually chats about hair, makeup, clothes, maybe Kanye and North. She really doesn’t talk about sex that much in interviews and she rarely shows that “ask my f—king bank account what I do” side. I think she sounds different here because she was talking to Cara Delevingne. Cara brings out a different side in people. As for Kim liking it from the back… girl, we know.

Photos courtesy of WENN and Fame/Flynet.