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Yesterday, Kim Kardashian posted a nude selfie on her Instagram. I’m not going to post it, because… ugh. But you can see Kim’s Instagram here. My initial reaction was “that’s not how her body looks these days,” and Kim later pointed out that it’s actually an older photo, taken from before her second pregnancy. I mean, it’s still Photoshopped like crazy, but whatever. The whole nude-selfie thing had Kim trending on Twitter most of Monday, and other celebrities felt like they should chime in. Celebs like… Bette Midler.

Kim Kardashian tweeted a nude selfie today. If Kim wants us to see a part of her we’ve never seen,
she’s gonna have to swallow the camera.

— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) March 7, 2016

Chloe Grace Moretz retweeted Bette’s tweet, then Chloe wrote: “There’s a huge difference in respecting the platform that you’re given as a celebrity and “slut shaming” something I never have done and would never do.” Piers Morgan also tweeted at Kim: “I know the old man’s $50 million in debt, Kim – but this is absurd. Want me to buy you some clothes?” All said in good fun, right? I mean, Kim loves to post ridiculous selfies and of course she wants a reaction. But then Kim went FULL KANYE on Twitter. A sample of her Twitter rant:

sorry I’m late to the party guys I was busy cashing my 80 million video game check & transferring 53 million into our joint account ??????

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016

hey @piersmorgan never offer to buy a married woman clothes. thats on some ashley madison type shit #forresearch

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016

hey @BetteMidler I know it’s past your bedtime but if you’re still up and reading this send nudes #justkidding

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016

hey @BetteMidler I really didn’t want to bring up how you sent me a gift awhile back trying to be a fake friend then come at me #dejavu

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016

let’s all welcome @ChloeGMoretz to twitter, since no one knows who she is. your nylon cover is cute boo

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016

And then Kim ended her Twitter rant by posting another nude. Because of course she did. I know the joke is “Kanye got a hold of Kim’s Twitter,” but if this was Kanye, there would be like 30 more tweets about leather jeggings and Taylor Swift and how Piers Morgan doesn’t respect art. Personally, I think it’s sort of funny that Kanye is rubbing off on Kim. I mean, going after Bette Midler of all people? And poor Chloe Grace Moretz.

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— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016

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— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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