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Over the past few years, there’s been a rash of celebrities trying to trademark certain names or phrases that really have no business being trademarked. My favorite example is Taylor Swift trying to trademark “Welcome to New York,” which is the name of one of her songs, of course, but it’s also a greeting that the state (and city) of New York pretty much owns. So, what fresh hell awaits us today? Oh, nothing much. Just Kris Jenner trying to trademark the word MOMAGER.

Kris Jenner is so cunning she now wants a legal lock on the very name that has been sometimes used to disparage her … momager! We found out Kris has filed legal docs to trademark the name “momager” in the world of entertainment, which means anyone else who wants to use the description would need her permission, or else she could sue them.

It looks like she’ll get what she’s gunning for, because Kris has already locked down trademarks for the term “momager” for personal management services and for use in her reality show. Apparently, Kris doesn’t like imitators like Dina Lohan and Tina Knowles. They’ve been warned.

[From TMZ]

I guess I don’t understand how this works. If I’m talking about Dina Lohan and I mention that she’s a cracked-out, failed Momager™, does that mean Kris Jenner could sue for unfair usage? And what will Kris Jenner trademark next?

Lucifer’s Homegirl™
Pinocchio Butt™
Ass of Lies™
Famewhore™
Spawn of Satan™
Sad Doll™
Would Have Been Better Off Being Raised By Wolves™

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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