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A photo posted by Kylizzle (@kyliejenner) on May 24, 2015 at 6:31am PDT
Kylie Jennera and Tyga hung out in Monaco for Memorial Day weekend. I guess the Kardashian family is done rethinking this relationship for now. Kylie’s also been flashing a gold band around lately, so people are drawing conclusions. That’s exactly what Kylie Kris Jenner wants us to do. We’re supposed to wonder if Kylie and Tyga ran off and eloped, which would never happen in a family where weddings must be televised.
All this girl has ever known is a life of superficiality. Kylie grew up watching her sisters stare into the mirror, so I don’t like to give her a hard time for excessive grooming (though I’ll judge the two-hour showers). Her family has never valued education, despite what Tyga’s grandma thinks. Officially, Kylie is homeschooled. But you know Kris Jenner doesn’t enforce a study plan. Nor are critical thinking skills valued in this family. Now Kylie has revealed herself as a chemtrail conspiracy theorist with this strange tweet:
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— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) May 26, 2015
Kylie isn’t alone. NY Mag’s Intelligencer blog calls out several other celebrities who believe airplane condensation trails are made of poisonous chemicals. I wonder if Kylie learned about this theory from her buddy, Jaden Smith, who has a history of spacey ideas.
One of Kylie’s followers suggested that she perform a TED Talk on chemtrails. I think this was a serious statement. Kylie certainly took it seriously. Oh brother.
@robfee I’d do it. Ctrails to me are the easiest of all the things going on in the world for my followers to understand
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) May 26, 2015
Monaco ????
A photo posted by Kylizzle (@kyliejenner) on May 24, 2015 at 6:24am PDT
Photos courtesy of Kylie Jenner on Twitter, Kylie Jenner on Instagram, Fame/Flynet & WENN
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