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My feet look red lol- had to take that out. Only real red is my hair. ????

A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Mar 11, 2015 at 4:18pm PDT

Lindsay Lohan’s hustle has been particularly sad and budget lately. I think she’s entered into the new phase of her career/criminal life, which is where no one even cares about her enough to make fun of her. Like, she can’t even get arrested anymore. She’s trying to imitate Kim Kardashian, or act like she’s part of the Kardashian-Jenner clan. Anyway, Lindsay posted the above photo yesterday and everyone is making fun of the really, really obvious Photoshop job around Lindsay’s leg and butt. You guys, that’s just how doors look in Paris!! Obviously, they are curved perfectly around a perfectly fit leg and bum.

Before that Photoshop controversy (so stupid), Lindsay got in trouble a few days ago for posting a photo of herself, Kris Jenner and Joyce Bonelli (a Kardashian stylist). It wasn’t the photo that got Lindsay in trouble, it was her first caption, which included “alldayni—a$” only she put the Gs in there. Because Lindsay is down, y’all. She can drop the n-word, totally. She realized that she just stepped in it, because she quickly deleted the Instagram and tweet containing the N-word and replaced both with captions excluding the N-word. Her rep told the Daily Mail: “She is a friend of his, it is his new song, her intention was not to offend anyone and she apologizes!” You know who had a surprisingly similar problem? Gwyneth Paltrow! She tweeted the N-word back in 2012 when she was referencing Jay-Z and Kanye’s “N—s in Paris.”

Family Time with @krisjenner @joycebonelli #midnightinparis @garage_magazine

A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Mar 8, 2015 at 4:55pm PDT

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Instagram.

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