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Lindsay Lohan covers the new issue of Homme Style Magazine in what can only be described as a terrible photoshoot. We’re supposed to think she looks sexy, I suppose. But her dead, drugged-out eyes make it seem more uncomfortable than anything else. You can see more photos from the shoot here – beware, there are lots of corsets and lingerie involved, so just know that the Cracken is out to seduce you. Not you specifically – as she tells the magazine, she’s actually looking to befriend more rich businessmen. Obviously. Some highlights:

She loves London: “It feels like home, I miss it every time I have to leave for work and can’t wait to get back. I go back to NYC and LA for family and work.”

She loves the UK press more than the American press: “I find that UK press is much more politically based. Where American press is much more focused on celebrities. Especially when doing a West End play, it’s a different respect that you hope to gain.”

She’s not a cracked-out mess anymore: “I don’t place myself in the same “situations” as I used to. It also comes with time and age.”

LA is unevolved: “I don’t need to see it all over again. The last time I went to LA it was my friend’s birthday and we went to this karaoke place. It was the same people, the same faces, nothing had changed. It felt very un-evolved.”

She wants a businessman: “I haven’t really thought about (dating) in a while, I’ve been so focused on my career. At this time, I’d probably have to say someone not in showbusiness, maybe a businessman, but I’m just enjoying being single and enjoying experiencing everything here.”

[From The Daily Mail]

Obviously, Lindsay is full of it. But I have noticed something interesting: going away to London has changed the media perception around the Cracken. She’s not really seen as the same old hot mess getting into weekly crack shenanigans. That being said, I often get the impression that the UK tabloids – which are just the same as the American tabloids, if not worse – don’t really care that much about her. Which is why she’s desperate for attention and posing for magazines in lingerie and hanging out with Kris Jenner and such.

Photos courtesy of Homme Style.
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