2018 MTV Video Music Awards - Press Room

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Desperately Seeking No Ones Approval………………?. And Entitled to Free Agency Over My Body Like Everyone Else!! Thank you 2019 ???! Its Going to Be an amazing Year!! ???! #2019 #freedom #respect #nofear #nodiscrimination

A post shared by Madonna (@madonna) on Jan 3, 2019 at 1:18pm PST

As we discussed, Madonna seems to have a Khloe Kardashian Ass of Lies now. Madonna was photographed during her appearance at the Stonewall Inn on New Year’s Eve, and she truly looked like she had gotten oversized butt implants. There was a lot of debate about implants vs. padding, and there were debates about when she actually got the padding/implants. I’ve come down on the side of Team Implants, and you guys convinced me that the implants have actually been around for a while. We just rarely see Madonna in tight pants or skirts these days, but it actually seems like she got the butt implants last year, or the year before.

Anyway, Madonna heard us talking about her butt implants. And she’s grateful that we’re paying attention to her. It’s like she’s feeding on the ginned up controversy. Madonna posted the Instagram above on Thursday, writing: “Desperately Seeking No Ones Approval.. And Entitled to Free Agency Over My Body Like Everyone Else!! Thank you 2019!” It’s true – everyone has free agency over their body. You can get a Pinocchio Butt or a Kardashian catface if you want. It’s completely your call, and you do you. But “Desperately Seeking No Ones Approval” is a bit rich. It’s not so much that Madonna is seeking our approval – which she is, to be clear – it’s that more than anything, she wants us to pay attention to her and her Pinocchio Butt. So here you go, Madge.

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#Madonna has a huge #butt now, just FYI https://tinyurl.com/madonnabutt . . . #madonnabutt #plasticsurgery #brazilianbuttlift #kardashianass #repost @popcravenews

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