During a Wednesday appearance on Conan, new mom Mila Kunis opened up about happy family life with Ashton Kutcher and their 4-month-old daughter Wyatt.

“It’s the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me,” gushed the Jupiter Ascending actress, 31, of motherhood. “I’ve said this and I stand by it. It is great.”

Conan goes on to address an awkward topic.

“I saw a red carpet picture of you and it looked like Channing Tatum was staring at…because there are changes that the body goes through, and it looks like he’s busted for staring at your breasts,” the late-night host said.

But the actress was quick to defend her Jupiter Ascending co-star.

“Hold on! That’s awful,” Kunis replied. “Here’s the thing…I swear! I know him and I love him. He really wasn’t. But, boy, do these things grow! I don’t know how to deal with them because I’ve never had them, so I always dressed for a flat-chested girl, and all of a sudden I’m busty and I’m like, ‘What? Check it out! This is amazing to me!’ It’s a whole new world. Men actually look at my boobs. I’ve never had that happen before because they’re just there!”

Conan quipped, “I’m staring so hard at your forehead right now.”

“Wait! Can you see them?” asked the breastfeeding actress while cupping her breasts. “Oh look! See, I have boobs, you guys!”

She went on to talk about how breastfeeding is also changing her wardrobe.

“First of all, I needed to start wearing a bra, which was a whole new experiment for me. I was like, ‘What are these things that people wear?’” she said. “Now I have to.”

As for following in her famous parents footsteps, it sounds like Kunis and Kutcher won’t be pushing their daughter into acting.

“To say that I wouldn’t allow it would be horrible, but I’d really really like for her to not be in the industry in any form,” the new mom admitted. “I think if it were up to him she would be the very first female professional NFL coach, specifically for the Chicago Bears, so that is what he is molding her to be.”

And how exactly is papa training his newborn for a future in the NFL?

“By forcing her to watch football every Sunday, Monday night and Thursday night—and no, I’m not kidding, everybody,” she shared. “This child has worn a Chicago bears onesie every Sunday of her life, every Monday night of her life and every Thursday night of her life—and never twice. They are different onesies. There are tutus, one’s like a cheerleader, one’s a jersey, one has her name, one doesn’t have her name. They are everything.”

Kunis added: “She will love football. She will love football if it’s the last thing she does.”

As it turns out, Kutcher turned Kunis into a football fan.

“I’ve never watched football once—never once—until we started dating,” she said. “Knew nothing about it—truly nothing—and now I know way more than I ever intended to know or anyone should know. I really don’t care about football. That’s the truth. But I play along and I go, ‘Yay! This is great! Let’s watch football.’ But through osmosis you’re like, “Oh, my God! Look at that running back.’ There’s a part of my brain that will now longer be intelligent. It’s just gone.”