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A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Jun 1, 2015 at 5:55pm PDT

Miley Cyrus says many things that should be taken seriously, but it’s hard to take Miley seriously because she’s always flashing her girls. See, I shouldn’t say that and feel bad for saying that. Miley has driven people to that point. She just posed naked with a pig and did naked backbends for Paper magazine. Miley was promoting Happy Hippie foundation, which supports LGBT youth, but her message was lost in her “shocking” nudity. The Paper interview was supposed to be relatively serious. Miley spoke about how, at the age of 14, she came out to her mother as bisexual. Miley said, “I am literally open to every single thing that is consenting and doesn’t involve an animal and everyone is of age. Everything that’s legal, I’m down with.” What everyone noticed was Miley’s naked backbends.

Miley has a new interview with Time where she talks about gender stereotypes. She rambles a lot because she’s Miley. She doesn’t identify as a girl or boy but as “gender fluid.” Actually, she doesn’t even like that term but says it’s the closest she can come to fitting a label:

She’s “gender fluid”: “I’m just equal. I’m just even. It has nothing to do with any parts of me or how I dress or how I look. It’s literally just how I feel. People try to make everyone something. You can just be whatever you want to be.”

Miley on gender stereotypes: With guys, Cyrus says, there was an “overly macho energy” that she didn’t like. “That made me feel like I had to be a femme-bot, which I’m not. And then when I was with a girl, I felt like, ‘Oh sh*t, she’s going to need someone to protect her, so I’m going to need to have this macho energy.’ And that didn’t feel right either” Cyrus says she sat in a restaurant with her male date last Valentine’s Day and started crying, looking at the older heterosexual couples around her. “All the women in the restaurant were with these older, fat men that had just let themselves go. They were just being drunk b*stards. And then the women were sitting there, trying so hard just to look good. And they’re ignoring them the whole time. And I thought, ‘I’m not living like this. If I end up in a straight relationship, that’s fine — but I’m not going to be with f***ing slob guys who are watching p*rn, making all their girls feel ugly.”

She prefers drag shows to award shows: “Beyonce would never be down in the front row cheering on Katy Perry.”

On soul mates: “F***ing is easy. You can find someone to f*** in five seconds. We want to find someone we can talk to. And be ourselves with. That’s fairly slim pickings.”

[From Time]

Again, Miley is promoting her Happy Hippie foundation with this feature. She means well, but the message gets lost in her rambling words and desire to sound outrageous. When discussing gender stereotypes, Miley fell into a weird story about crying at a restaurant because straight men “just let themselves go” and ignore their women. She’s guilty of drawing her own stereotypes too.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet & Miley Cyrus on Instagram