I haven’t spent much time thinking about Samantha Markle, quite honestly. She’s reprehensible trash and her sad little book is basically a confession that she’s just smearing her half-sister to make money for herself. If anything, her repulsive book just makes it even clearer that British media outlets should have never given her a platform, should have never paid her to trash Meghan. While the Daily Mail gleefully reported, a month ago, that Meghan is “sick to her stomach” about Samantha’s book, I theorized that what was making Meghan feel sick was her white relatives repeatedly making asses out of themselves for money. It IS nauseating. But according to Katie Nicholl, Meghan doesn’t care all that much.

When Samantha Markle revealed that she was releasing a tell-all book about life as the sister of the Duchess of Sussex’s sister, tabloids claimed that Meghan Markle broke down in tears and felt “sick to her stomach.” Out this week, the book claims to expose the “hidden truths” about Meghan’s family promising readers that the “truth is stranger than fiction.” But according to sources close to the Duchess, Meghan is neither tearful nor worried about the book, which has “barely registered on her radar,”’ according to one friend who spoke to Vanity Fair. “Meghan has not seen Samantha for years so the idea that she is worried about the book is nonsense. Meghan barely knows Samantha, they haven’t seen each other for nearly 20 years.”

Meghan last saw her Florida-based half-sister in 2008, but that has not stopped Samantha from giving interviews about Meghan and making judgements about her new life as a royal. The book, The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister: Part 1, is out now from Central Park South Publishing, a small press founded in 2020.

Given the snippets of the book reported thus far, it’s just as well that Meghan has no plans to read it. With allegations that Meghan is “controlling” and that she has behaved disrespectfully towards the Queen and the Royal Family, it wouldn’t make for comfortable reading. Writing about Meghan’s relationship with her father, Samantha alleges that Meghan was “mean” on the phone to her father as soon as Harry left the room. In one passage, Samantha recalls how her father sounded upset when she had called to check in with him in the lead up to the wedding. “I said, ‘Dad, what’s going on, what’s wrong?” she writes. “He said, ‘This is really weird, she’s not the same. When Harry is in the room, she is very sweet and a different person, but when he steps out of the room, she is mean and controlling’” Samantha, 56, also claims the Royal Family should have postponed the wedding so that Thomas Markle could be included. “The Royals couldn’t postpone the wedding so that my father could be included, and I knew it was not unreasonable that they reschedule, given resources available to make that happen.”

Samantha, who suffers from MS and is in a wheelchair, has revealed she is already working on a second book. Meanwhile Vanity Fair as been told that Meghan is also considering writing a book and has had numerous approaches and lucrative offers from respectable publishing houses.

“Meghan has some very serious book deals on the table,” added the friend. “They are all up for consideration.”

[From Vanity Fair]

Yeah, again, I don’t care about Samantha and whatever imaginary conversations she had with a hedgehog about Meghan disrespecting the Queen. I would imagine that Meghan feels a mixture of emotions, like every other person with toxic narcissists in their families. She probably does feel sick to her stomach when she really thinks about how her dad is disgusting trash. She probably doesn’t want to give Samantha one second of her time. However she wants to deal, that’s fine. As for Meghan fielding offers to write her own book… I mean, sources have been saying that for months. I would love to see Meghan write a book (with a good editor, sorry Meg), but I’m not sure she’s there yet.

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