Of all the things I would steal off of Benedict Cumberbatch, his shoes would be very far down the list. I would steal a kiss, for sure. I would steal his stupid kangol hat just so I could burn it in a cleansing fire. I would steal several of his comfortable-looking sweaters. I would steal one of his denim shirts, just because I think he has like 20 of them and he wouldn’t miss one. I would steal a Cumbercurl, just a lock taken with a quick swipe of scissors. But his shoes? Nope. I rarely even notice his shoes. But I guess I have to turn in my Cumberbitch Card (which is fine, I haven’t had to use it in months) because a couple of Cumberbitches allegedly grabbed Bendy’s grubby shoes while he was just trying to relax and do some shoe shopping.
One minute, Oscar nominee Benedict Cumberbatch prayed he’d be the Best Actor shoo-in – the next, his shoes got snitched!! After arriving for the Oscars, Cumberbatch shopped at a fancy BevHills footery and cobbled on some kicks, but dig this shocking kicker – while trying on footwear, someone STOLE Benedict’s own shoes!
Said a friend: “Benedict couldn’t believe someone actually snatched his shoes while he was sampling new ones!”
The SOLE suspects? Two HEELS who’d been eyeing him! Said the source: “Benedict suspects it was these 20-ish girls who’d been gazing at him nonstop – the kind known as Cumberbitches – as he wondered why they were in the men’s salon. He said, ‘Those girls took ‘em, I’ll bet! So I ended up having to buy expensive shoes – or just walk out of there barefoot!’”
[From Mike Walker’s column, The National Enquirer]
Do I believe this really happened? Eh. Do I believe this could have happened? Sure. The Cumberbitches can get crazy and territorial. If they spied their Otter Love trying on shoes, I could see a light-fingered Cumberbitch pulling a quick heist. Still, they should have gone for the stupid kangol hat.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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