Kelly Clarkson has eaten herself out of the career she could have had, but Clive Davis has remained loyal to her. This can only mean two things. One, her voice is too good to ignore. Two, he’s planning to harvest her organs because he’s 190 years old.
I made up the second one but how awesome would it be if that was it.
I find it impossible to believe that anyone asked, but Kelly Clarkson would like you to know she’s not gay.You really shouldn’t say things like “I need some kind of stable” when you’re as fat as Kelly Clarkson.I always assumed that if Brooke Hogan and Kelly Clarkson’s worlds ever collided, it would be at some kind of pie eating contest, but instead Brooke decided it would be a good idea to cover a Clarkson song I’ve never heard of. She was mistaken. It was a horrible idea, because that bitch can’t sing. In all honesty this might be the worst thing I’ve ever heard. I’d rather bring home a new girl and hear her say, “okay now you suck mine”, than to ever hear another note from this song again.
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