Lindsay Lohan hasn’t had a movie in theaters since July of 2007, when “I Know Who Killed Me” died faster than Kurt Cobain.  So with no income, Lindsay must be making some tough decisions, analyzing her portfolio and strategies so her short-term goals still work with her financial end game.  Oh … wait.  No.  She’s buying Maseratis and big gold watches.  The Daily News says…

    Lindsay’s overspending is out of control, and it’s putting additional strain on (her) already volatile relationship (with Sam Ronson).  “Lindsay is spending like crazy!  She’s living on credit right now. She has no cash. The problem is, the money being spent is mostly Sam’s because Lindsay doesn’t really have any.”   Recent extravagant purchases the starlet has made include a $30K Rolex watch and a new Maserati, a glam ride which usually costs upward of $100K.

But no worries, Lindsay has a plan…

    "I love doing photo shoots.  I mean, if I could just sign with IMG and do ad campaigns and model more, I’d do that, because that’s fun for me.  That’s not work."

You can’t help but be impressed by the way she’ll do stuff for money as long as it’s not work.  That can-do spirit, that quest for adventure and obsession with excellence, is what made this country so great.  She’ll claw her way out of this hole in no time like this.

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