Maria posted this to Smutty Social Media last week – Kate Moss and Marc Jacobs “calling all the basic bitches”.

This ones for you @lohanthony it was Kate’s idea!

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May 28, 2015 at 6:34pm PDT

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Jennifer Aniston has a new interview. Guess what she talks about? HER HAIR! And her skin, because mama’s gotta shill for Aveeno too, baby. Jennifer spoke to Bobbi Brown for Yahoo Style yet again, and this is just another in a long line of interviews Jennifer has given in the past few years where she just goes full infomercial. She just talks to the press to shill Living Proof and Aveeno. A lot of celebrities do these kinds of interviews, but what’s notable is that those celebrities usually have other stuff to talk about too. Jennifer has not signed on to any new films officially since her big Oscar campaign/fiasco. She has no reason to talk to the press these days other than to chat about her hair and her skin. And how she’s not doing injectibles. O RLY?

Jennifer claims (again) that it’s not OK to do injectibles: “Not only is it OK, it’s better. It just doesn’t help. It’s a slippery, slippery slope. And like we were saying before, they just start to lose perspective, it’s their new normal, so it’s a hard one to come back from.”

She still feels like she’s in her 20s: “Maybe because ignorance is bliss, but I don’t feel much different than I felt in my 20s, except I feel physically better. I also love myself more. That’s the most beautiful thing that reflects out is inner confidence and inner sort of love. Our generation knows what we should put in our bodies, and that we shouldn’t be trashcans putting all sorts of crap in there. We know all the benefits of eating organic fruits and clean foods. We learned that smoking and sugar are the enemy. Our generation knows these things. We knew to take care of our skin from an early age. We also have all these technologies that come out. There are things that we can do to avoid any drastic, clown-making looks — microcurrents and stuff that keeps you exercising your muscles in your face. There are 83 muscles in your face, from what I understand.

Her fitness routine: “Usually, my love is running. I like to do a good trifecta, where I do the bike for 15 minutes, elliptical for 15, and then I run for 15. On the elliptical I kind of do sprints for 90 seconds, take it back to a jog for 30 seconds, and do intervals for the last minutes. Then I mix a day of yoga. Lately, because of my injury, I’ve only been able to do Barre method. Boy, I forgot how much that really hurts and kicks your butt.

Bobbi compliments her on her “beautiful skin”: “Yes, that is a blessing. I’m really good with my skin. I think it’s the luck of having a mom who was a model and was always obsessed with her skin. She always taught me to moisturize and wash my face every night, drink lots of water. It’s probably been the same routine since I was a kid. I use a Neutrogena face cleaning bar, then I use the Aveeno Positively Radiant moisturizer. Every once in a while, I bring in some toners or serums from my facialist. And did you see the new products from Living Proof?”

Endless shill for Living Proof: “Night Cap is my new favorite one. It’s amazing. You put it in your hand and it looks like a cream. At first, I was like, “Why am I going to put cream in my hair at night and ruin the sheets?” But as it turns out your hair absorbs it, it wakes up fuller and bouncy and shiny.

She wants to do a lifestyle thing: “I would like to do a lifestyle thing, for people who struggle with dieting. I could just make anything for a diet taste delicious.

She’s working on a cookbook: “I’m working on it! I’m a good alchemist. I can mix certain things together that are all very healthy, but you don’t feel like you’re depriving yourself in any way.”

Tequila: “I love Patrón. I also love Don Julio 1942 as a nice sipping tequila. It’s so yummy, it has a little sweetness to it, which I usually don’t like. Justin actually makes the perfect margarita with it, because there’s no agave, no sugar, no mix. It’s pure tequila, lime juice, a squinch of Cointreau. It’s delicious.

[From Yahoo Style]

Again, I have two questions about the injectibles stuff. One, does it feel like her comments are in any way pointed to or about Courteney Cox? Because Cox has really messed up her face with Botox and injectibles and it really feels like Jennifer is calling out her friend publicly. Two, do you believe that Jennifer doesn’t do injectibles? I do not. I don’t think she’s at Cox-level f—kery, but there were moments during Jennifer’s Oscar campaigning where I thought, “Damn, easy filler-face.”

And God help us all if Jennifer actually develops a lifestyle brand or a cookbook or something. We’ll never hear the end of it!

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Amid split rumors, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck stepped out with two of their children – daughter Seraphina, 6, and 3-year-old son Samuel – in Pacific Palisades, Calif. on Sunday (June 7).

The famous family picked out some fresh produce at their local farmers’ market. Samuel – who was dressed in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costume – and his sister were treated to frozen yogurt and balloon art during the family outing.

The A-listers were not joined by their elder daughter, 9-year-old Violet.

According to Entertainment Tonight, Ben and Jen might be headed for a divorce. The parents-of-three have their 10-year wedding anniversary coming up on June 29.

Last month, Jennifer opened up to Yahoo! Parenting about their marriage.

“You just go on a ride together because you don’t know who you’re going to be when you first have a baby and you don’t know who [your partner] is going to be. You have to just hang in there while you figure it out — and have a lot of patience for each other,” she shared.

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Nothing perfectly encapsulates the journey the Tony Awards have taken to rebrand themselves as a big, celebrity-friendly awards show than these photos of Kendall Jenner. Is Kendall Jenner a movie star? Nope. Is she a TV star? Nope (reality TV doesn’t count). Is she a theater star? Nope. Is she even a major model? Not really. But there she was, mingling at the Tony Awards. This year’s Tony Awards got a sort of Anna Wintour makeover, like they were trying to be a bigger fashion event. And this is what we get. Kendall wore Calvin Klein – I would have liked this better in any color other than salmon.

Kristin Chenoweth in Zac Posen. She and Alan Cumming were the hosts of the evening. I wish he didn’t wear his big-boy shorts to the red carpet, but whatever. She looks pretty.

Emily Ratajkowski in Marc Jacobs. Emily’s style is usually kind of cheap, but this looks nice on her.

Anna Wintour and Bee. Bee is so pretty. Bee is wearing Marc Jacobs.

Helen Mirren won Best Actress for The Audience! She wore this white Badgley Mischka gown which is a little matronly but still beautiful.

Elisabeth Moss in Oscar de la Renta. Bless her, she tries. This is a pretty gown, but her styling is sort of off. I’m not crazy about her blonde either.

Ruth Wilson in Ralph Lauren. I’ll admit it, this is one of my favorite looks from the evening. Beautiful color on Ruth.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

I switched over to Game Of Thrones just before the Fun Home performance at the Tony Awards last night but Duana sent me a text making me promise to go back to Ring Of Keys after the dragons. Oh my God, Sydney Lucas.

Your swagger…

Your dungarees!

Watch this one. Will she be an Anne Hat…      

The Tony Awards were held last night and CBS is really trying to make the Tonys into, like, the Oscars of the theater world. The Tonys already are the Oscars of the theater world, but what I mean is that there’s an effort underway to make the Tonys into a major fashion event, with big-name celebrities in attendance. The message seems to be that regular old theater stars are not enough. You can see the list of this year’s Tony Award winners here. We’re just going to be talking about fashion in our coverage.

Jennifer Lopez was one of the biggest names at the Tonys. She wore this Maison Valentino Spring 2015 Couture gown with a starburst theme. We’ve already seen some of the Valentino gowns with the star theme (at Cannes), but I really like this. I’m glad she’s not wearing some body-con Zuhair Murad gown LIKE ALWAYS. But I do have to laugh at her styling – poor J.Lo. She’s always pissing off her hair and makeup people and you can tell.

Ashley Greene in Jason Wu. I have no idea why she was there or why her date was Jason Wu. This is not Wu’s best design either.

Rose Byrne in Delpozo. Rose was one of my picks for worst dressed. Such a terrible thing to do to such a pretty woman!

Vanessa Hudgens in Naeem Khan. Honestly, even though it was over the top, I really liked this. It was theater, it was drama! Good for her.

Carey Mulligan in Balenciaga. She’s obviously knocked up, so I don’t know why we should even pretend to not notice it when she’s wearing an ugly tube.

Ivanka Trump in Prabal Gurung. Honestly, this was one of my favorite looks of the night.

And finally, Kat Dennings and Josh Groban. I hope these two get married, they’re really sweet together!

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Babies all look the same, really, when they’re as young as Princess Charlotte. I mean come on, could you really pick her out in a baby lineup? That’s why, even in her first portraits, her brother is the star. It’s all about Big G. It’s always about Big G.

Big G evidently took a break from sit…      

Proud papa Chris Brown posted a precious photo of his 1-year-old daughter Royalty via Instagram.

Rocking a pair of aviators, the curly-haired cutie was all smiles in the adorable image.

In another shot, the sweet tot is seen sleeping in her bed.

Two weeks ago, the Forever rapper, 26, wished his “lil lady” a happy birthday on social media. “I love you,” the notorious bad boy wrote.

The Fun hitmaker had a fling with Royalty’s mom, model Nia Guzman, last year.

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Late Saturday evening (London time), the @KensingtonRoyal Twitter account (the official Twitter of Princes William and Harry and Duchess Kate) released four portraits of Prince George and Princess Charlotte, all taken by their mum, the Duchess of Cambridge. The portraits were taken at Anmer Hall, by most accounts. The photos caused a stir on social media and on blogs, mostly because the internet thrives on chubby baby cheeks and cats.

Still, it did seem like an odd decision: why release the portraits on Twitter in the middle of a lazy June weekend? Many UK papers don’t even do Sunday editions, so half of the British print media would have to wait until Monday to publish the photos… although most British and American outlets posted the photos online, so it was no biggie. Except many of the British royal reporters are kind of pissed off about the way these photos were released. Richard Palmer is the royal reporter for The Daily Express and Niraj Tanna is the Middletons’ favorite paparazzo:

KP’s use of Twitter to release pictures and information will eventually render royal correspondents jobless. Nearly all info is from KP PO.

— Niraj Tanna (@IkonPictures) June 7, 2015

@IkonPictures We need to work harder at coming up with proper news – what somebody somewhere wants to suppress.

— Richard Palmer (@RoyalReporter) June 7, 2015

@royalmusing @missymckee If the palace tries to cut out the middleman, we need to go back to finding more unofficial stories and pics.

— Richard Palmer (@RoyalReporter) June 7, 2015

Twitter’s great fun but should a British Royal Family funded by UK taxpayers release historic images first on US-run social media?

— Richard Palmer (@RoyalReporter) June 6, 2015

It seems like petty, after-the-fact nitpicking, but it plays into a larger discussion we’re having and many royal-watchers are having about Prince William and Duchess Kate’s disdain for old media, and how they believe they can function as royals – paid for by the taxpayers – without doing much at all and by cutting out the press in total. The release of these portraits comes after William in particular was criticized for choosing a football game and playing polo over attending the opening of Parliament (which is apparently what the Queen wanted him to do, attend the opening). When William and Kate are criticized in the media, they deflect using their children or some “look, we’re just like you!” strategic leaks (which are usually about how they’re different from the royal family because they care about their children).

Oh, and there’s a rumor that William and Kate will bring George out for Trooping the Colour next weekend. If you remember, there were some tabloid reports that the Queen basically had to beg Kate to attend this year’s Trooping the Colour.

Photos courtesy of the Duchess of Cambridge @KensingtonRoyal.

Game of Thrones Season 5, Episode 9 recap.

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Last week Lainey noted that the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones is usually when the Serious Business goes down, but after last week’s episode featured that amazing battle sequence north of the Wall, we all wondered what could poss…