Kaiser let me steal Kellan Lutz today, so let’s talk about how Kellan Lutz is promoting the new Kellan Lutz game show, Bullseye. Have you seen the promos? They’re pretty Lutzy. This show is also very dangerous. Kellan Lutz cracked his head open and had to get staples. Kellan Lutz may have lifted a fake redwood tree in Breaking Dawn 2, but his Lutzy blood is still very human.

Kellan Lutz sat down with Ryan Seacrest and tried to pull a Chris Evans. You know, playing like he’s romantic, not simply his usual Kellan Lutz, intellectual self. Here’s what happened when Kellan Lutz appealed to his female audience:

Kellan Lutz wants to get married: “[I’m] looking for that wifey, Ryan. Man, I want to find my potential wife that I can make those memories with and be engaged with for a couple of years and start that life.” I’m 30! I know it’s young in Hollywood standard, but my mom was like, ‘I need some grandkids!’ I’m in no rush, Ry, but I want to meet that non-crazy girl that are kind of plentiful here in L.A.”

Kellan Lutz has standards: “I’m running in some very good circles actually. I’m a man of faith so I’ve been trying to put a lot of my time in those circles versus the Hollywood crowd. My values are at the top of my list so might as well find someone who shares in those. I’ve been really searching. It’s so hard to find a woman who is career driven with an ambitious attitude, someone who is proactive.”

[From RyanSeacrest.com]

Poor Kellan Lutz. He and Sharni Vinson broke up in late 2013, and he’s stayed mostly single. There were rumors that he hooked up with Miley Cyrus, but I think they were just friends. Kellan Lutz needs a new girlfriend! He wants a career-minded lady with good values and the desire to make grandbabies for Kellan Lutz’s mom. Kellan Lutz is totally saying this stuff to promote his game show. I see right through you, Kellan Lutz.

P.S. Kellan Lutz on Red Nose Day is more terrifying than any movie clown in history.

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On June 1st, Prince William was officially back at work after taking a six-week paternity leave from his job. William isn’t even completely ready for his job as an air ambulance pilot – by most accounts, he still has a few months of training left to do. But he checked out of the job more than a week before Kate gave birth, and then he took extra time (not really paternity leave) to do some public events, like attend a soccer game. When People Magazine reported on William’s return to work, they again noted that he will be donating his $60,000 salary of “an undisclosed charity.”

And in case you couldn’t tell by now, William’s press office is going to make sure we know about every little detail about his “real job.” I’m sure we’ll have breathless reports about the people he rescues, and there will be a distinct absence of reporting on whatever time he takes off from work to vacation or whatever. In lieu of stories of his heroics, someone wants us to know that William is “just like us” because he likes lasagna.

Like any active serviceman, Prince William needed a carb-heavy meal when he was re-fueling back at his base. Gareth Matheson, a chef at William’s old airbase, RAF Valley, revealed just what the former Royal Air Force search-and-rescue pilot preferred to dine on while serving his duties for years at the Anglesey, North Wales, station.

Some of William’s favorite dishes included a pasta meal or a burger boosted with ham and eggs when he was eating with his colleagues, according to the chef.

“He was bit of a lasagna man and didn’t like spicy food too much,” Matheson, 31, recently told the Daily Post, adding that he served the prince, 32, “virtually every day.”

The father of four from Bangor – who is the new head chef at Roadking truck-stop restaurant near Holyhead – would also rustle up another popular burger made with a local twist. Matheson explained, “Like most of the people on the base, he used to enjoy my special which was a Welsh burger because one of my trademarks is to use local produce and have a flavor of the area.”

“That was basically a burger made of lamb with eggs and bacon. William was so down to earth which I used to find unbelievable.”

[From People]

I imagine it’s not good to eat spicy food when you’re flying. Especially if spicy food goes right through you. I’m not a lasagna person, but I appreciate that William carb-loads to settle his stomach while he’s flying. Also: BACON. Everything needs more bacon. I’m not a lasagna person (I’m not a cheese person full stop), but I will always sign on for more bacon. William should add more bacon to his work schedule.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Pacific Coast News.

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Academy Award-winner Ben Affleck did the school run with daughters Violet, 9, and Seraphina, 6, on Tuesday (June 2).

Keeping it casual in a T-shirt and cap, the Gone Girl star, 42, was seen picking up his girls after school in Santa Monica, Calif.

Earlier that same morning, the Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice star stepped out with his mother Chris and 3-year-old son Samuel for breakfast in their posh L.A. neighborhood.

According to Entertainment Tonight, Ben and his wife, Draft Day actress Jennifer Garner, might be headed for a divorce. The parents-of-three have their 10-year wedding anniversary coming up on June 29.

Despite the speculation about their relationship, they’ve been keeping busy on work and family. Ben has been busy filming Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, while Jennifer recently launched her new children’s crafts line, We Made It.

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Warm Bodies star Teresa Palmer and her son Bodhi, 15 months, made a splash in Maui on Tuesday (June 2).

Joined by her husband Mark Webber, the Love and Honor actress, 29, hit the beach during their Hawaiian getaway.

The Australian actress – who recently filmed surfing scenes for the Point Break movie remake – was sporting a gray and white one-piece by Tory Burch.

“Hawaiian Water Babies ??,” the actress recently Instagrammed an image from their family holiday.

Hawaiian Water Babies ?? @likemark

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Kate Hudson wore J. Mendel to the Glamour Women of the Year awards. [Popoholic]
Mariah Carey dropped a new music video on her Match.com profile. [Dlisted]
Ben Affleck gets papped with his kids & mom while Jen Garner’s away. [LaineyGossip]
This is why Hugh Jackman is one of Australia’s best exports. [Buzzfeed]
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee debutes 6th season. [Starcasm]
Diane Kruger & Joshua Jackson are still cute together. [Go Fug Yourself]
10 age-appropriate actors Hollywood can pair Emma Stone with. [Pajiba]
Megan Fox channels 1990s Britney Spears in this costume. [Moe Jackson]
This awesome kid threw a great ceremonial first pitch. [Uproxx]
Scott Eastwood goes for a swim & gets paid for it. [A Socialite Life]
Here a spoiler-y 1st poster for Mockingjay: Part 2. [OMG Blog]
Maria Menounos looked fab at the Entourage premiere. [Celebslam]
Mila Kunis‘s stalker escaped a Cali mental health facility. [Evil Beet]

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Although she welcomed her first child just three months ago, country singing superstar Carrie Underwood is launching a new fitness line called Calia.

“Having a baby definitely changes your routine, and I have to work around his schedule,” the singer, 32, told PEOPLE.

The country star and her husband, Nashville Predators player Mike Fisher — who will celebrate their fifth anniversary on July 10 — welcomed son Isaiah Michael, on Feb. 27.

“Whenever he goes to sleep, I do the things I need to do for myself and make workouts happen when they can,” Carrie shared.

In the past few months, the singer has been keeping busy juggling motherhood, music and her new fashion line.

“I really haven’t taken that much time ‘off’ because there are always things to do,” Carrie said. “It’s been really nice to be able to focus my attention on Isaiah and our family. It’s been really good! But it’s been really nice as well to be creative, working on music, working on Calia. Making clothing that every woman can wear and enjoy makes me feel good.”

Not to mention all the funky duds! “Definitely one of the most fun parts is all the great clothes I get to wear,” she laughed.

As for her return to the stage — which kicks off June 9 at the Grand Ole Opry, followed by June 10’s CMT Music Awards and CMA MusicFest on June 13 — the American Idol alum can’t wait to perform.

“I’m excited to get back onstage,” she said.

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Here are some photos of Calvin Harris at last night’s Glamour UK Women of the Year event in London. Calvin ended up winning Glamour’s Man of the Year Award, which was a pretty obvious choice. I assume that Glamour contacted Calvin ahead of time and that’s why he came out. But Calvin still played it cool on Instagram, writing: “I won Man of the Year which is unexpected.” Hilariously, Calvin’s ex-girlfriend Rita Ora also won an award but she must have gotten a heads up that Calvin would be attending, so Rita got the hell out of dodge.

Meanwhile, you know how the tabloids claimed that Calvin was allergic to Taylor Swift’s Scottish fold kitties Meredith and Olivia? Well, now sources claim that Calvin loves his furry step-daughters so much, he’s volunteered to look after them while Swifty is on tour. Aw.

Scottish singer-DJ Calvin Harris is reportedly babysitting American singer-songwriter Taylor Swift’s cats. According to a report in Hollywood Life, the 31-year-old I Need Your Love singer will be taking care of the 25-year-old Shake It Off singer’s cats, Meredith Grey and Olivia Benson, while she travels the world for her 1989 tour.

“Add cat babysitter to Calvin’s duties as boyfriend,” a source said. “He brought it up to Taylor that he would be happy to watch her cats while she is away, so she took him up on it. So you will probably see Calvin in New York a lot more without her.”

As for the engagement rumors, “Taylor is in love with him, she has had it cross her mind but she knows not to bring it up, she is enjoying how the relationship is going without getting into anything marriage-related,” another source told the website.

[From IB Times]

I would love it if it’s true. I think Calvin has a pretty busy schedule too, so it’s not like he has all this free time to spend with his step-fur-babies. Still, I bet he’s enjoying them. Some men think they aren’t into cats and then they get a girlfriend with cats and suddenly, they are cat people. If Calvin starts buying little outfits for Meredith and Olivia, then we know this love is real.

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A photo posted by Calvin Harris (@calvinharris) on Apr 29, 2015 at 12:41am PDT

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I really hoped to only have one Kim Kardashian post today, but that was a pipe dream. Earlier, we talked about how she got pregnant with IVF and how sources have mixed information about whether she’s carrying twins. And now we have more photos of Kim, plus about a million new quotes from her. These photos are from an appearance Kim made in Nashville at the launch of Hype Energy Drinks. She wore this latex dress which… I mean, let’s give her some credit. It could be a lot worse. Does this look uncomfortable? Yes. Does it look like she squeaks when she walks? Yes. Is her ass probably really sweaty and swampy? Definitely. But the end product isn’t hideous. As for the assorted quotes, here you go.

She has laryngitis? “I have a slight case of laryngitis and I can’t take antibiotics so I’m doing the best I can with natural remedies.”

She can’t drink the Hype Energy drinks she’s promoting: “I haven’t had it since I found out, but I used to drink it every morning when I got up. I’m not a big coffee drinker but when I’m getting up at 5 a.m. to work out, which is when I get it done, I need something to get me going. That’s when I was heavily working out, which is not happening right now!”

She’s learned to get more rest & stop with the donuts: “I’m not looking to keep up that pre-pregnancy energy level this time. I think you need to go with being tired, with what your body tells you, and rest when you need to. I’m at that stage of pregnancy where everything is making me sick, even just the smell of things. But once I get past that, I’m really going to try to enjoy this pregnancy more and relax with it. And skip the donuts! With my first pregnancy I had a donut every morning. That’s not a good idea. I feel like I’m eating much healthier this time.”

The hardest part of pregnancy: “I hate the way I look in flats but heels can be hard during pregnancy. I’m already thinking, ‘What am I going to do?’ That’s the hardest thing in pregnancy when it comes to style.’ ”

She has a nutritionist: “This time around I have a nutritionist to keep me healthy while I’m pregnant. The last pregnancy, I ate a donut every single day, I’m not doing that this time. But I’ve also been taking it easy and enjoying myself.”

What North thinks: “She knows that Mommy has a baby in her belly, but she thinks everyone has a baby in their belly. I think she thinks it’s my belly button.”

Whether Kanye will help her this time around: “I hope he will! He didn’t help me last time. He did after, he was like ‘Okay, I can’t take this I’m going to help you.’ But we also like to keep everything really separate because it’s just sometimes easier that way.”

[From Us Weekly & People]

I’m a little bit surprised that she’s so openly calling out Kanye for being a total absentee partner when she was pregnant the first time around. Because he was and it was crazy. He knocked her up and he spent the bulk of her pregnancy in Paris with Riccardo Tisci. He even made Kim fly to him constantly! So yes, I’m hoping Kanye is more attentive this time around. As for the donuts… what she said reminds me of Jessica Simpson’s back-to-back pregnancies. Jessica ate whatever she wanted during the first pregnancy and she was shocked to discover that the weight didn’t come off right away, so she was a lot healthier the second time around.

Also – E! News confirms that Kim is due in December, possibly “around the holidays.”

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Johnny Depp is back in Queensland, Australia. He returned without a fight, which is surprising. To make amends for the dreadful debacle known as Terriergate, Johnny posed with some locals including these police officers. Look at his EYES. He’s excited but not off the hook yet. Customs officials didn’t take any chances and searched his plane for an hour. Can you imagine searching for dogs amongst a dozen scarf-filled suitcases? Rough.

Johnny’s really trying to win back Australian hearts. He’s always been nice to fans, but he’s going the extra mile by wandering around beaches and never breaking character. A lady named Kaylynn Marie posted this picture her Facebook page. She rushed out of her home in pajamas and waited for Johnny for an hour. The Aussie media is all over this story.

Now for some fun because I could use some lighthearted scarf humor. Johnny will have his own men’s fragrance for Dior! Because Dior pays crazy money, and Johnny may not be making $20 million per movie for much longer:

The partnership between Dior and Depp is “a major first” for both, according to a Dior press release — it will be their debut men’s fragrance as well as Depp’s inaugural time fronting a beauty product. The scent, composed by Francois Demarchy, will arrive (along with the sure-to-be Depptacular advertising campaign) in September.

More and more, famous dudes are fronting fragrance ad campagins — think Colin Farrell for D&G Intenso, Theo James for Boss Parfums, Scott Eastwood for Davidoff Cool Water or Michael B. Jordan for Axe. And it makes sense, as you want to get close enough to all those guys to get a sniff of their cologne.

Depp’s scent, however, seems a little harder to pin down.

[From People]

Seriously, y’all. I can’t imagine anyone wanting to smell like Johnny Depp. The scent’s top notes will include crushed patchouli leaves, moustache wax, and rat-chewed hats. The base will evoke leather bracelets and dirty scarves wafting in the breeze. This could be the fall of the house of Dior.

Photos courtesy of Kaylynn-Marie on Facebook, Reddit & WENN