Mimi was at Disneyland yesterday. And I’m at Disneyland right now. I f-cking missed her! My flight didn’t get in in time.

And you know what I could have seen?

I could have seen Mimi riding Dumbo. Look at this picture. Look at her joy. Look at her flying around in circles on an elephant at…      

James Franco is a teacher at USC? I’d take his class. Come on, so would you. And I’d never skip out or go to class with wet hair.

just finished my 3rd year teaching at USC graduate film.?? Great Students, Great Program. Look out for their adaptation of my book “Ac…      

James Franco is a teacher at USC? I’d take his class. Come on, so would you. And I’d never skip out or go to class with wet hair.

just finished my 3rd year teaching at USC graduate film.?? Great Students, Great Program. Look out for their adaptation of my book “Ac…      

James Franco is a teacher at USC? I’d take his class. Come on, so would you. And I’d never skip out or go to class with wet hair.

just finished my 3rd year teaching at USC graduate film.?? Great Students, Great Program. Look out for their adaptation of my book “Ac…      

Jim Carrey started seeing Cathriona White, a makeup artist from Ireland, in 2012. They were photographed looking super hot on the beach together. Click here for a refresher. He was 50 at the time and she was 26. A few months later he confirmed that they’d broken up. Then they got back together on…      

Jim Carrey started seeing Cathriona White, a makeup artist from Ireland, in 2012. They were photographed looking super hot on the beach together. Click here for a refresher. He was 50 at the time and she was 26. A few months later he confirmed that they’d broken up. Then they got back together on…      

Jim Carrey started seeing Cathriona White, a makeup artist from Ireland, in 2012. They were photographed looking super hot on the beach together. Click here for a refresher. He was 50 at the time and she was 26. A few months later he confirmed that they’d broken up. Then they got back together on…      

Tom Cruise is currently in Atlanta working on Mena. Here he is on set yesterday showing off a gap in his teeth, obviously for the character. He’s playing Barry Seal, a real life pilot in the 80s who became a drug smuggler. Seal was supposedly a really big dude. Like 300 lbs. So initially everyone…      

Tom Cruise is currently in Atlanta working on Mena. Here he is on set yesterday showing off a gap in his teeth, obviously for the character. He’s playing Barry Seal, a real life pilot in the 80s who became a drug smuggler. Seal was supposedly a really big dude. Like 300 lbs. So initially everyone…      

Oh please. Mimi’s been doing this for years. (Dlisted)

JLO’s body in a swimsuit made a magazine cover (Just Jared)

George Clooney proposed for almost half an hour (Cele|bitchy)

Lindsay Lohan knows a lot of rich men who would take her in so she doesn’t have to go to jail. And…what does…