As expected, Leonardo DiCaprio is in Cannes. There are 80 parties happening at the same time. And 800 models available at all times. Where the f-ck else would he be?

So this showed up on Instagram (thanks J!):

Amy chillin next to Leo????

A photo po…      

In the past year, I’ve been calling Khloe Kardashian’s butt situation “the Pinocchio Butt,” or even “the Final Butt.” Like, Khloe stole Kim Kardashian’s butt-thunder and went completely overboard with the butt situation and now Khloe’s butt is The One. Khloe’s rear is so drastically and obviously enhanced, it’s a little bit insane. I personally believe the littlest Jenner girl, Kylie, is following in Khloe’s footsteps too and getting some butt work done… because those Jenner girls would have been better being raised by wolves. Speaking of, Radar claims that Kris Jenner has been getting some butt work done too. Makes sense.

Keeping up with the Kardashians momager Kris Jenner will not let age get her deflated! The 59-year-old matriarch to the Kardashian and Jenner broods is definitely trying to keep up with her much younger daughters because she stepped out this past week looking more bootylicious than ever before. The Keeping up with the Kardashians momager has recently undergone a butt augmentation, according to top plastic surgeons.

The proof is in the pictures? According to Beverly Hills Plastic Surgeon Dr. Susan Evans, “Kris Jenner has had a butt augmentation! It appears to be a Brazilian Butt Lift.”

“It’s not implants though,” Dr. Evans tells Radar. “It appears to be a fat transplant, where you liposuction the fat, adipose tissue from one area and reinsert it into the buttock.”

According to Dr. Evans, who has not treated the 59-year-old mother of six, “Implants in that location will be sat on all the time and have a high rate of complication, infection, leaking, rupture, etc.”

“The fat transfer and shape looks good,” Dr. Evans adds. “Not too much like some others.”

[From Radar]

I looked through some of Radar’s slideshow and I honestly don’t see a huge difference. Yes, I could see where Kris might have gotten a “butt lift” (fat injections) but she really didn’t get, like, Khloe-sized implants or whatever. Considering how much work Kris Jenner gets on a regular basis, this might even be considered normal “maintenance.” CB and I were chatting about it (because we seriously spend too much time talking about Kardashian-Jenner Butts, for real), and CB thinks Kris got a butt lift last year. Probably.

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Tonight is David Letterman’s last show as a late night host. All week he’s had special guests—including Eddie Vedder who performed a rendition of “Better Man” with Paul Shaffer and the CBS Orchestra that made me teary-eyed—and last night Bill Murray sat in as Letterman’s last interview guest. Mur…      

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After a lot of hard work, self improvement and soul-baring, Rumer Willis, 26, and her partner Val Chmerkovskiy took home the mirror ball trophy this season. They beat out fellow finalists Riker Lynch, 23, a singer and performer on Glee, and Noah Galloway, 33, an Iraqi war vet and Purple Heart recipient who lost his left arm and left leg in combat. Rumer performed incredibly this season, wowing judges and viewers with her technical skill and emotional breadth. In one of her final performances, Rumer and Val earned perfect 10s from the judges across the board, causing her dad Bruce Willis to tear up. Here’s more on her win:

Season 20 of Dancing With the Stars has been one of the most competitive — and least predictable! — in DWTS history. There were injuries, tears, and one marriage proposal. An Olympic gymnast missed the finals by a hair. An Army vet with missing limbs made the final three. At various points in the season, all three remaining couples — Rumer Willis and Val Chmerkovskiy, Riker Lynch and Allison Holker, and Noah Galloway and Sharna Burgess — brought the judges to tears.

But Tuesday’s finale show was about more than just the winners. Riker and Allison were chosen by the judges to give an encore performance of their freestyle routine from last night, and former contestants from both this and prior seasons (including fan favorites Amy Purdy, Alfonso Ribeiro, and Sadie Robertson) hit the dance floor.

Castoff contestant Patti LaBelle showed off her impressive pipes, while Derek Hough (apparently recovered from his injury) and his sister, judge Julianne Hough, danced together while Sia belted out her hit song, “Elastic Heart.”

After as much fanfare as time would allow, finally, host Tom Bergeron announced which couple would take home the golden Mirroball, and the bragging rights that come with it. While the race was close — especially between Team Willis and Team Lynch, who wound up the final pair — ultimately, it was Rumer and Val who took the top prize.

[From US Magazine]

It seems like whenever I tell an older person what I do for a living, they ask me if I cover or watch Dancing With The Stars. It’s not my thing, but my mom watches it so I called her for comment. She said that Rumer improved so much this season and that she “kind of exposed herself, in the skimpy outfits but also emotionally,” which helped add to her appeal. My mom found Rumer’s story genuine and heartfelt. She pointed out that Val has been in the finals two other times, but unlike his older brother, Maksim, he’s never won DWTS so it may have been his time. My mom also said that the second place finisher, Riker, was really good.

I asked my mom if she thought Rumer’s status as a celebrity daughter helped her win and she said “her father and mother were there every time, and her father was crying the day before the votes would come in, of course that affects viewers.” Rumer earned this on her own, she busted her butt and danced like a champ, but it didn’t hurt that Bruce and Demi were there rooting for her, to their credit. Rumer’s whole family was very supportive. Congratulations to Rumer and Val!

Here’s Rumer and Val’s Freestyle from the finals. In the accompanying music she’s actually singing “Toxic” and Val is playing the guitar.

And here’s the announcement of the winners.

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Let’s begin the day with beauty. You know when I wrote yesterday about Michael McIntyre’s reaction to Brandon Flowers’s face? Click here for a refresher. I’ve seen people sprain themselves after seeing Matt Bomer’s face. Jesus, I almost did a couple of years ago at the TCAs when he came out of an…      

Leah Remini famously left Scientology two years ago for many reasons. At that point, she was desperate to escape the cult mindset after years of “interrogations” and “thought modification.” This was her punishment for daring to ask David Miscavige what happened to his wife. Leah later came out swinging and even filed a missing person report on Shelley Miscavige (sadly, the LAPD dismissed the report).

In the wake of HBO’s excellent Going Clear documentary, Leah appeared on the Oprah: Where Are They Now. She discussed her ongoing transition, which still involves “a lot of pain.” Leah’s been publicly meangirled by both Kirstie Alley and the CO$ organization, which has slammed and trashed her at every opportunity. As a celebrity, Leah has more resources than the usual Scientology member, but she’s still had a rough time. Ultimately, Leah says she she left CO$ for her daughter, Sofia (who is now 10):

She never chose the CO$: “My mother was in Scientology my whole life. Most people don’t know that we were raised in it. I didn’t decide to get into it — I was brought into it by my mom.”

The CO$ study requirements: “I don’t think people know the amount of dedication it takes to be in this organization. I mean it was every day, three-and-a-half hours minimum, seven days a week usually. You know, I’m working most of my time, and then the other time was spent at the church, so minimal time is really spent with your family.”

She left for her daughter: “I was at one of these hotels in Florida, and I saw my daughter swimming for the first time while I’m reading this thing,” she recalled. “And a tear came down my face. And I was like, ‘What am I doing?’ It was a culmination of things, but that was a big one in my mind.”

She’s not over it yet:“Our decision to leave the organization — it’s not just something you get over. It’s people and a lifestyle you’ve known all your life. It formed who I am, good and bad. It formed the way I think, good and bad. And so there’s a lot of pain connected to it, there’s a lot of healing. When you are raised in something, and you are taught to think a certain way, a lot of times you grow up thinking, ‘That’s the way I think.’ I’m learning there’s a new world out here, and there shouldn’t be any kind of judgment toward somebody who has a belief system that is not yours.”

[From OWN – Where Are They Now]

Leah’s made a brave decision to spare her daughter from a life growing up in Scientology. I remember how the cult’s permissive parenting style affected Sofia’s temperament at a young age. Hopefully, the damage can be undone.

Once again, Scientology has decided to trash Leah. In a statement to Us Weekly, a CO$ spokesperson stated, “Given Leah Remini’s insatiable desire for attention, it comes as no surprise that for two years she has been incapable of moving on with her life and remains obsessed with shamelessly exploiting her former religion in a pathetic attempt to get publicity.” This is one reason why the CO$ is a cult. No “church” in their right mind would issue statements like this about former parishioners.

Here’s an OWN clip from Leah’s interview.

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The Royals Season 1, Episode 10 recap

Spoilers but let’s be honest, who really gives a sh*t?

It’s the final episode of The Royals season one—amazingly, this garbage show got renewed for a second season—and somehow, defying all the odds, Ted is still not fired. “I can’t wait to fire you,” …      

One of the things I’ve always loved and hated about Chris Pine is that he really doesn’t date at his “level.” He’s not a Leonardo DiCaprio-type in that Pine isn’t looking for some hot, up-and-coming model to be a perfect accessory. Pine is also not the type to date some total non-famous civilian, like Matt Damon did. Pine tends to go for C-listers, reality stars, lingerie models, that kind of woman (he notably dated Audrina Patridge, for example). Considering Pine is A-list, that is a little bit unusual. Like, he gets invited to the Oscars but he dates like he’s Brody Jenner.

So Chris has a new girlfriend. These are the first photos I’ve seen of them together – they were out in Hollywood on May 17th. Who is she? Her name is Vail Bloom and if you watch the Bravo reality shows, you might recognize her. She’s a hostess at SUR, one of Lisa Vanderpump’s restaurants, and Vail appears on Vanderpump Rules. Vail also appeared on The Young and the Restless. So… there you go. Chris Pine has a new girlfriend and she’s a player on a Real Housewife spinoff show.

Meanwhile, the National Enquirer had this utterly stupid story about Pine and a cat.

Studly “Star Trek”-ker CHRIS PINE, riding his bicycle around LA’s Silver Lake district, braked suddenly for a tiny kitten, scooped it up for an affectionate nuzzle – then blinked when a little girl nearby suddenly cried, “Daddy … that man is STEALING MY KITTY!”

Said My Cat Tattler: “Chris looked all embarrassed, but the tyke’s dad ran up and said, ‘That’s not her kitten. It’s just been roaming the neighborhood and she plays with it.’

“So Chris smiled and said, ‘Well, why not adopt the poor thing?’ And the little girl cries, ‘Oh, Daddy – CAN I?’

“So Dad shoots Chris a ‘thanks-a-lot’ look and tells Daughter, ‘We are NOT getting a cat!’

“So Chris says, ‘Sorry, no problem,’ tucks Kitty in his sweater and pedals it home!”

[From The National Enquirer]

I would love it if this story was true. I would love it if Chris Pine picks up random kitties, brings them home and loves them. I would love it if Chris Pine was a crazy cat lady. Please let this be true!

PS… I love a man in flip-flops.

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Matt! Happy 32nd Birthday with love from Saraah who wants me to give you sh-t about not being surprised about your second baby because she was shocked. Here are Anna Kendrick and Miley Cyrus from your Five List. Also, can you believe it’s been over a year since we met in San Francisco?       

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got together “for real” back in 2011, after knowing each other and being friends (possibly with benefits) for years beforehand. Amber Rose always said that Kanye was fooling around on her with Kim, and Kris Humphries tried to make it sound like Kim cheated on him (although Humphries could never really make it stick). It was shortly after Kim and Kris Humphries’ nothing marriage that Kim apparently contacted Kanye and basically pointed out that they were both single at the same time and maybe they should finally do this. That’s what Kim told Billy Bush this week!

Kim Kardashian says there was an instant attraction between her Kanye West when they first met years ago. Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush sat down exclusively with the reality star, who said she was “always attracted” to the rapper, long before he became her husband.

‘When I first met him, we worked on a project together and there was definitely a spark, but we were in other relationships and we kept our distance,” she said. “We stayed in touch here and there and then when he wasn’t in relationships, you know, it’s just our timing would always not really coincide. And then, I think it was six months after I was newly single in like 2012, I was like why not? Like, what am I waiting for?” she continued.

It was actually Kim who pursued Kanye after her short-lived marriage to Kris Humphries ended.

“I called [Kanye] because I’m sure it was really hurtful that I got married and, even though it’s not like we communicated all the time, I knew what he was thinking. So I thought he was going to call me as soon as he knew that I was single again,” she explained. “He didn’t, and so I called him and I said, ‘Hello? I thought you were at least going to call me and ‘I told you so,’ something?’ And then – he’s always been a good friend to me, like, we’ve always been there for each other – then he invited me to a fashion show of his in Paris and I went, and then the magic happened.”

Having come out of a very public divorce, Kim was initially hesitant to start a new relationship.

“But then in my head I was like, ‘You know what? Screw it. Like, this is probably what I’ve been waiting for, it’s been in front of my face,’” she said.

[From Access Hollywood]

I enjoy the little lies Kim tells, like we won’t figure it out – she did NOT wait six months after her marriage to Kris Humphries. Kim and Kris split in October 2011. She was seen publicly with Kanye as early as December 2011. And she was pregnant with North while she was still technically married to Kris! But whatever, it’s fine. It all worked out in the end.

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