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Oh, Pinocchio Butt. Never change. No, that’s not right – please change!! I’d really like to see Khloe Kardashian take out her butt implants or whatever she needs to do to de-Pinocchio her ass. This has gotten WAY out of hand. Khloe posted this Instagram yesterday, copying the poses directly from an Instagram Beyonce posted a while back. Khloe has always openly girl-crushed Beyonce, but now I think Khloe has overtaken Beyonce, Kim and everyone else for the biggest Pinocchio Butt out there. How does this even look reasonable? How is anyone even supposed to believe that she just grew this ass suddenly last year?

Khloe is currently being trained by celebrity trainer extraordinaire Gunnar Peterson. Gunnar recently told ET, “Khloe’s the animal — full on animal in the gym. No complaining, no bitching, no kvetching. Just gets after it. This is Khloe’s moment. You can see it. The changes she’s made are incredible. She’s done it the right way. Nothing fast — hard work. It’s steady, hard work and it’s very relatable and her body is banging right now.”

While I agree that Khloe looks like she’s in really great shape these days – minus the Pinocchio Butt, which is basically a plastic barnacle on a toned body – I do wonder about Khloe’s workouts. She works out constantly, and she recently posted this photo of her “waist-training” while working out. Certainly this can’t be good for you?

Early morning sweat and waist snatching session ???? the only place I get my waist trainers from @premadonna87 @waistgangsociety. TGIF!!!! #WaistGang

A photo posted by Khloé (@khloekardashian) on May 8, 2015 at 10:35am PDT

Here are some photos of Khloe out and about yesterday. Her hair looks so fried, the lips are as fake as the butt and she looks like such a sad, plastic doll.

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Miley Cyrus is scheduled to headline the Adult Swim upfront party tonight in New York. Last night she partied with Rihanna and Leonardo DiCaprio (not pictured) at Up & Down, Richie Akiva’s club. Paps say they all left separately around 5am. Is this the celebrity best friend combination you’ve bee…      

Beautiful baby!

Legends actress Ali Larter toted her tot, daughter Vivienne, nearly 4 months, who was sitting in her car seat. The mother-daughter duo were headed into a baby class in Brentwood, Calif. on Tuesday (May 12).

Last week, the Heroes alum, 39, shared a shot of her beautiful baby girl.

The actress and her writer-comedian husband, Hayes MacArthur, welcomed their daughter on Jan. 15.

Vivienne joins the couple’s first child, son Theodore, 4.

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The Cannes Film Festival starts today, so just be prepared for the next week and a half, which will be full of crazy Cannes photos. Huzzah! Ahead of the festival, Dior organized a runway show for the Dior Cruise line. The event went down on Monday at the Palais Bulle (the Bubble Palace) in Theoule sur Mer, France. Marion Cotillard, Zoe Kravitz and Dakota Fanning were just some of the fashion girls to come out for the event. But surprise, one of the most talked-about women there was little Cressida Bonas. Cressida is currently under a contract with Mulberry, and Cressy is launching herself as a “real actress” too. But it never hurts to show up to these kinds of high-profile fashion events, right? And when you get an invite from Dior, you’ve got to go. For what it’s worth, I think Cressida got one of the best dresses.

I’ve been somewhat surprised with Cressida’s staying power as a “celebrity” following her breakup with Prince Harry last year. Even though Harry has been busy this year, and even though he’s been in Australia and New Zealand for weeks, there are still ever-present rumors that Harry and Cressy will reunite, or that they’ve already reunited and they just haven’t told anyone, or that they’re friends with benefits or something.

Following Prince Harry’s “I want marriage and babies” interview on Monday, many British papers are running stories about who Harry could marry at this point. He is Britain’s most eligible bachelor, and he’s arguably one of the most eligible bachelors in the world. I tend to believe he and Cressida won’t try to have a relationship again, but what do I know? The British bookies say that Cressida is actually the best bet right now – Cressy’s getting 12/1 odds on marrying Harry, and Chelsy Davy only has 33/1 odds. Do future princesses get invited to Dior Cruise shows in the south of France?

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Prince Harry continues to charm New Zealand. With cupcakes! And haka! Hot Harry performed with the New Zealand Defence Force today and, bless him, he tried. He tried to release. He really did try to exorcise the repressed white guy and unleash the warrior inside. I can’t stop watching this. I can…      

30 Rock star Alec Baldwin stepped out with his wife, yoga instructor Hilaria Baldwin, and their daughter Carmen, 20 months, at Washington Square Park in New York City on Tuesday (May 12).

Looking beautiful in a blue ruched maternity tank and black leggings, the expectant mama, 30, pushed their daughter in a car push toy while Alec, 57, talked with fans and packed on the PDA.

Last week, Hilaria shared a shot via Instagram, looking radiant in a red maternity dress.

“My little babies #CarmenGabriela #BaldwinBabyBump,” she captioned the image with her dressed-up daughter.

Alec and Hilaria – who were wed in June 2012 – are expecting a boy.

We can’t wait to hear the Baldwin baby news.

My little babies #CarmenGabriela #BaldwinBabyBump

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The Daily Mail has posted one of their long-winded stories claiming to have quotes from an insider friend of Tiger Woods. As we’ve heard, Tiger and Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn broke up earlier this month, with each claiming that their demanding schedules kept them apart and that the split was mutual. The Mail’s insider claims that Tiger cheated on Lindsey after a particularly hard loss on the links, and that he confessed it to her, swearing it was a one-time thing. Tiger allegedly got Lindsey to go to therapy with him, similar to how he tried to go to therapy with Elin after his cheating came to light. Lindsey wasn’t having it and called it off. Given all we know about Tiger’s history, it was just a matter of time before this story came out. At first I thought that the Mail was making these quotes up, but their source defends Tiger and claims that he uses random sex as an outlet – similar to having some cocktails to wind down. That makes this story all the more believable to me. It sounds like they’re saying “Tiger wasn’t married to Lindsey, so it’s no biggie.” Here’s some of their story, with more at the source:

The Daily Mail Online can now exclusively reveal that during one of those ‘times apart’ Tiger cheated on Lindsey – with a ‘faceless, nameless woman’, a friend reveals.

‘He had a relapse in the sex department,’ a close friend reveals to Daily Mail Online. ‘Lindsey found out about women again. Always while he’s on the road. Just like when he was with Elin.’

It was after Tiger was eliminated from the San Diego-based Farmers Insurance Open in February, somewhere near his old stomping grounds in Southern California,that Tiger had a one night stand, the friend divulged.

‘He withdrew from Farmers. You have to understand, while it’s not right, it’s not really wrong either. Tiger isn’t married. He doesn’t really drink or do drugs. So what else does he have when he can’t afford to lose again? He is allowed to find some relief.

‘Most men would drink over such losses.Tiger has sex over it. Usually with local hookers whom he pays exorbitant amounts to, probably so they will want repeat business and won’t tell…’

[Tiger] was spotted with the woman.

‘When Tiger realized he was seen, he became concerned and eventually he decided to confess to Lindsey. Something he didn’t do with Elin. He came clean and I give him credit for that.

‘Yes, Tiger cheated again. But it wasn’t with anyone special. He really wanted Lindsey to be the one. But he blew it again. He can’t help himself. He’s got an addiction. He relapsed,’ says the friend.

‘Knowing Tiger, he doesn’t even see it as cheating because there’s no romance or feeling there. It’s just a stress reliever, like a high-ball or two after a bad day.’

The friend tells Daily Mail Online that despite pleas from peers and relatives to keep going to his self-mandated therapy sessions, Tiger stopped going completely — leading to the alleged ‘one-time slip’.

But that ‘one-time slip’ was enough to send Vonn, 30, packing…

‘Lindsey found out about the cheating the easy way, if there is an easy way. She didn’t check his texts. Tiger confessed. He took the opposite strategy he did with Elin and instead of hiding it, he admitted it before getting caught.

‘He doesn’t even see it as cheating. It’s just stress relief. It’s hard for him to see that he’s bad. Maybe he’s not. He’s not married to Lindsey. But he also won’t get her back. She’s another strong woman like Elin who respects herself too much..’”

[From The Daily Mail]

There’s more in The Mail claiming that Lindsey went with Tiger to two sessions of therapy. During their second session, Tiger allegedly confessed to cheating just the “one time”. That’s when Lindsey told Tiger it was over. The source also claims that Lindsey found Tiger boring and self absorbed, which sounds just about right. I really wonder what took her so long – she claims they were together three years, but I also question why she got involved with him in the first place. She had to know on some level that this would happen again. Cheaters are going to cheat, there’s nothing to be done about it and women who think they can change a man often find out the hard way that it isn’t possible.

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Dear Gossips,

As Sarah wrote the other day, one of most highly anticipated films premiering in Cannes is Todd Haynes’s Carol starring Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara. Cate covers the new issue of Variety in support of the film. And since the film is about romance between two women, she talks a…      

Now I’m obsessed with Prince George’s eyes. Are they really dark hazel or just straight-up brown? Prince William has blue eyes and Kate… well, I think she has hazel eyes? So George got brown eyes probably from the Middleton side of the family. Carole has brown eyes, I think. So many people say that George looks like the Middleton side of the family, but to me, George just looks like Prince William, only with darker eyes. Anyway, People Magazine has put the royal stuff on their cover again this week. There are actually two covers, one with George and another “collector’s edition” with Kate holding baby Charlotte. Two covers… and barely any new information.

Miles of green fields, a kid-friendly home (mortgage-free!) and quiet time with their newborn and toddler: For Prince William and Princess Kate, country living is as close to bliss as can be. As Kate, 33, and William, 32, settle into their first few weeks with 11-day-old Princess Charlotte and 21-month-old Prince George, they “don’t have any plans other than to have a proper family life,” a close friend tells PEOPLE in this week’s cover story.

William’s job as an air-ambulance pilot gives him the chance to finish a shift and then head back home in time “to read [the kids] a story,” says the friend.

Meanwhile, George has the run of the family’s 10-bedroom home, Anmer Hall – located in the countryside northeast of London – which was gifted to them by Queen Elizabeth.

“This part of Norfolk is very peaceful,” says Marie Therese Viney, who co-owns the nearby Church Farm Bed and Breakfast with her husband, Nigel. (The Queen is their landlord.) “It is the perfect place to raise a family.”

For William and Kate, the idyllic location allows them to “be mother and father in isolation a bit,” says the friend. “It’s a dream scenario for them.”

[From People]

Well, William doesn’t go back to his air ambulance training until June 1st, so he’s not finishing up a shift and heading back home to read bedtime stories right now. William actually was in Staffordshire today, making an appearance with the England Women’s football team – go here to see some photos. What struck me about this People Magazine story is that this might be a half-assed attempt to make Will and Kate look like they’re a “just so normal” young family, doing it mostly on their own. Like, they don’t have a house full of staff and Carole Middleton isn’t managing the whole household.

Two more items. In last week’s People story about the royals, there was this interesting little note: Kate and William did a champagne toast with the doctors right after Kate gave birth. Second item: Queen Elizabeth said yesterday, “We love to have another girl.” The royal “we”!! Love it.

Covers courtesy of People Magazine, photos courtesy of WENN.

During a recent interview with E! News, mom-to-be Brooklyn Decker opened up about expecting her first child with husband, tennis star Andy Roddick.

“My only weird craving—it’s not even weird—is orange juice,” the Grace and Frankie star, 28, shared. “I’ve never really enjoyed orange juice but it’s my one craving.”

It sounds like like the first-time mom-to-be is enjoying a smooth pregnancy thus far.

“I feel great, luckily,” the model-actress said. “I’m wearing a tent so it kind of helps the whole pregnancy bump situation but I feel good.”

As for the baby’s gender, the Stretch star is hoping to remain mum as long as possible.

“It’s going to slip at some point I’m sure,” she dished. “But for now, we will see. So far we’ve kept mum about it.”

The Friends with Better Lives alum currently stars in the new Netflix series Grace and Frankie, costarring “legends” Martin Sheen and Jane Fonda who play her parents.