“This…. is quite a headshot.”

That’s the title of the email I sent to Lainey this morning, after seeing Bradley Cooper on the cover of TIME’s 100 Most Influential People list. Just take a look at the photo.

Is he worthy? Sure. Coops has four Oscar nominations to his name from the past thr…      

Double the cuteness!

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off star Matthew Broderick stepped out with his twin daughters Tabitha (coral coat) and Loretta, nearly 6, in New York City on Tuesday (April 14). While running some errands with their famous papa, the sweet sisters scooted through their Manhattan neighborhood.

The twins’ mother, Sex and the City star Sarah Jessica Parker, and big brother James Wilkie, 12, were not on the family outing.

During a Monday appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman, SJP shared a funny family story.

When her son was just 2, he simply asked where a security cloth he called his “baby” came from. As it turns out, the actress misinterpreted his question and gave him “the talk.”

“I told him that he had one seed,” SJP recalled. “And there was a young woman named Mary who he would meet in [his] sophomore year of college, and that she was going to be very smart and lovely, came from a nice family, and that he would choose Mary to give his seed to. But he had only one!”

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Here’s the teaser trailer for Batman vs. Superman and some photos of Henry Cavill in Shanghai. The full trailer comes out on Monday! [LaineyGossip]
Erin Heatherton lives it up in Sydney. [Moe Jackson]
Ireland Baldwin defends her parents. [Wonderwall]
Kate Bosworth got pap’d in NYC & she liked it. [Popoholic]
Jennifer Lopez’s new movie is called Mothers I’d Like To… [I’m Not Obsessed]
Doutzen Kroes looks gorgeous, as always. [Celebslam]
Amy Sedaris & David Letterman love each other so hard. [Jezebel]
Magic Mike XXL will feature less plot, more thunder. [The Frisky]
Hillary Duff will take down Putin. [IDLY]
Ty Burrell was one of the cool people on The West Wing. [Seriously OMG WTF]

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Sporting only Siwy short shorts, Avengers: Age of Ultron star Cobie Smulders goes topless on the May issue of Women’s Health. The 33-year-old HIMYM alum – who is mom to daughter Shaelyn, nearly 6, and a 3-month-old son (whose name has not been announced) – dishes on date nights and social media.

On social media: “I have an Instagram account, I have a Twitter account. I didn’t post for awhile, but I’m recently back. I find that it is a major time suck. At the time that I took a bit of a break, I was shooting a movie in Chicago and I was on it all the time. I find that you’re not present when you’re attached to those things. You’re always thinking about ‘Oh, that would be a great picture for Instagram,’ or ‘Let’s see what’s going on in these people’s lives’ and it was just taking up too much of my energy and too much of my time. So I took a break. Now I’m on it a little bit. It is a nice way to get information about the world. When I went back on, I was like ‘Oh, wow! I didn’t realize this, I didn’t know this happened.’ But my mind needed a little bit break from it.”

On date night’s with husband Taran Killam: “I think date nights are important. Usually a good dinner. A good solid meal with a bottle of wine sounds pretty good to me.”

On the advice she’d give to her younger self: “Just chill the F out. When you’re young, you’re so worried. I think I was in such a rush to grow up. I think it’s also the film industry; you’re always trying to be established and trying get to the next level. I feel like I should’ve just chilled out, gone back to college for four years and just hung out. Or traveled around the world or something. Just not work so hard. But then, it also got me to where I am today, so it’s a double-edged sword. But I think I could’ve probably mellowed out more.”

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Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel welcomed their son Silas at some point last week, I think. We never really got a confirmation on when she gave birth. Let’s just say it was last week. Biel went undercover for much of her pregnancy. That surprised me a bit, because I thought she would relish the chance to get pap’d with her bump on the reg. But it might have been by Justin’s command – I can’t imagine that Justin would have been happy if his baby-mama got more attention than he gets, for any reason. Which brings me to this Us Weekly story. Justin and Jessica apparently want to raise Silas away from Hollywood. Like, sources claim that Jessica and Justin are going to raise their son in Montana, where they have a home.

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are in seventh heaven with their newborn baby boy. After welcoming son Silas Randall Timberlake earlier this month, the “Not a Bad Thing” singer and the Accidental Love actress are blissfully settling into new parenthood.

“Jessica sees herself as a mom of boys, so it worked out perfectly,” a source reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly, adding that first-time dad Timberlake, 34, is bursting at the seams with pride. “Justin is so excited, he doesn’t know what to do with himself!”

Home for the couple is their estate in the exclusive Yellowstone Club in Big Sky, Montana.

“Their house is all set up for the baby,” the insider tells Us. “They want to raise him out of the spotlight.”

A second source adds that “Jessica is happiest when she’s in the mountains.” However, Silas will spend at least part of his first months in his Hollywood Hills nursery, as Biel, 33, does business in California.

“Jess is opening her kids’ restaurant, Au Fudge, near L.A. in five months and has tons of meetings,” the pal tells Us.

Fortunately for the new parents, Timberlake’s mom, Lynn Harless, is eager to babysit her grandchild. “Lynn jokes she wants Silas all to herself!” the source says.

[From Us Weekly]

Raise your hand if you think Justin and Jessica are really going to be living in Montana for here on out. Yeah, that’s not happening. I’m not saying Jessica isn’t capable of going undercover (she’s proven time and again she’s capable of that), but I think they’ll definitely spend most of their time in LA and NYC. And that’s fine. That’s where both of them do most of their work. They just want to be seen as the kind of people raising their kids away from the spotlight (bullsh-t). Also: “Jessica sees herself as a mom of boys, so it worked out perfectly”???

Happy Bday to the sweetest, most GORGEOUS, goofiest, most BAD-ASS chick I know. You make me smile ’til it hurts. I love you like crazy! –Your Huz

A photo posted by Justin Timberlake (@justintimberlake) on Mar 3, 2015 at 12:17pm PST

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Have you seen Ryan Gosling in The United States Of Leland? It was years ago. His character had dark hair. He was adorable. Ryan Gosling is currently working on The Big Short. His character has dark hair. He is not adorable. Maybe it’s age.

OMG, in this case, a rare case, is age actually gende…      

Have you seen Ryan Gosling in The United States Of Leland? It was years ago. His character had dark hair. He was adorable. Ryan Gosling is currently working on The Big Short. His character has dark hair. He is not adorable. Maybe it’s age.

OMG, in this case, a rare case, is age actually gende…      

I have no memory of this, but apparently in 2010, Louis CK got drunk on a plane and tweeted a bunch of obscene insults at and about Sarah Palin. The insults were so bad that Louis had to drop out of hosting the White House Correspondents’ Dinner that year because all of the conservative media personalities were going to boycott the dinner if he stayed on as host. Well, Louis appeared on Howard Stern’s show yesterday, and he talked about running into Palin at the Saturday Night Live event a few months ago.

Louis CK’s side of the story was that Palin approached him but that she really didn’t know who he was. When he explained that he had once tweeted a lot of terrible things about her, he ended up apologizing, telling her: “I owe you an apology.” Louis told Stern that he never apologizes to anyone because “f–k anybody else who’s offended.” When Louis explained who he was to Palin, she told him, “Well, you’re a vile person.” But she apparently accepted his apology and invited him to go fishing with her in Alaska. Now here’s Palin’s version of how this happened:

Proving it’s never too late to say, “I’m sorry,” comedian Louis C.K. earned a warm response from former vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin after apologizing to her for the vile things he Tweeted about her – almost five years ago.

“Maybe it surprises people, but I was sincerely humbled and appreciative,” Palin tells PEOPLE of her encounter with the comedian at the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special’s after-party in February. As Louis C.K. told the story to Howard Stern on Wednesday, Palin was with her nephew, Payton McCann, a young stand-up comic waiting tables by day, when she told the professional comedian, “My nephew told me I have to say hi to you and you’re the one guy I have to meet.”

Louis C.K. told Stern that he’s “never in a million years” apologized for any of his jokes before, but added that that night, “something came over me emotionally and I said, ‘Well, I owe you an apology.’ ”

That’s where Palin picks up the story: “I had to ask C.K. what it was he was apologizing for. …C.K. explained he’d said some things about me and was sorry, and went on with such a nice, humble apology. I laughed and said he didn’t need to apologize, for I hadn’t even heard it. Then I teased him that, ‘If you really did say nasty things about me, well, then you’re the only person to have ever said mean things about me, so for shame!’ ”

Palin says McCann, a “huge fan” of Louis C.K., subsequently sent her some of his material – “though Payton may have censored it before forwarding the bits” – and she found the Louie star to be a “very funny talent.” The conservative firebrand, who doesn’t often find anything redeeming about Hollywood, is now a fan – of more than Louis C.K.’s stand-up.

“I wish I could have spoken with him long. And again, I sincerely appreciated his unexpected and character-revealing apology,” she says. “I think he’s the only one in Hollywood who’s ever done that.”

And, the offer she made him at the party still stands: “Come fishing with me next time you’re in Alaska!” Maybe it’s a mutual affection. Louis C.K. says he’d do it “in a heartbeat.”

[From People]

Do you think she genuinely didn’t have any idea who Louis CK is? I mean, it’s not like he’s some esoteric, barely known comedian. Most people consider him to be one of the funniest people in the world right now. But sure, I’ll buy that Palin didn’t really have a clue and that he really did apologize to her and she accepted it with grace.

Incidentally, after Louis told Stern that story, the two of them talked about how much fun it would be to go to bed with some of the conservative women they hate, like Palin and some of the Fox News ladies. Sounds like another round of apologies is in order.

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Joshua Jackson picked up Diane Kruger from the airport yesterday in LA. And he was waiting for her with flowers. They’ve been together almost 10 years. Holy sh-t they’ve been together almost 10 years. And the welcome home flowers are still happening.

Well, that’s definitely not where I live.
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Joshua Jackson picked up Diane Kruger from the airport yesterday in LA. And he was waiting for her with flowers. They’ve been together almost 10 years. Holy sh-t they’ve been together almost 10 years. And the welcome home flowers are still happening.

Well, that’s definitely not where I live.
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