Congratulations to Jessie James and Eric Decker.

The country singer, 26, and her New York Jets wide receiver husband, 27, are expecting their second child, she announced Monday on Instagram.

The expectant mom and daughter Vivianne Rose — who celebrates her first birthday on March 18 — posed in matching bikinis alongside the football star to make the big reveal.

“Vivianne is so excited because she is going to be a big sister! We are over the moon about having another baby!!!!” the mom-to-be captioned the family photo.

Last week, the Eric & Jessie: Game On star shared a sneak peek of her growing baby bump while promoting her new line of mommy-and-me bikinis.

Congratulations to the happy couple, whom were wed in June 2013.

We all know Lainey has been a teeny bit concerned about getting chicken pox, which would suck. But you know what would probably suck even more? Measles! And it’s so freakishly contagious that it’s hard not to get paranoid about it. (Lainey: which is why I just got a Measles booster tw…      

I love Sarah Gadon. So I’m gushing here: If Hollywood were a stock exchange, you want to buy shares in Sarah Gadon… and fast.

Much like Tatiana Maslany, Sarah won big at the Canadian Screen Awards too — but she didn’t take home a trophy. In fact, she wasn’t nomi…      

I love Sarah Gadon. So I’m gushing here: If Hollywood were a stock exchange, you want to buy shares in Sarah Gadon… and fast.

Much like Tatiana Maslany, Sarah won big at the Canadian Screen Awards too — but she didn’t take home a trophy. In fact, she wasn’t nomi…      

Shia LaBeouf has a rattail extension for some reason. [Buzzfeed]
Prince William was greeted by a lion dancer. [Dlisted]
Tatiana Maslany covers Flare, is a chameleon. [LaineyGossip]
Taran Killam responds to the ISIS-sketch controversy. [Pajiba]
Sometimes, I think people have too much time on their hands. [A Socialite Life]
Gabrielle Union still looks amazing. [Celebslam]
Rest in peace, Charmayne Maxwell. [CDAN]
I never really liked Christopher Kane’s clothes. [Go Fug Yourself]
Ludacris & his new wife are expecting a baby. [I’m Not Obsessed]
I like Jessica Lowndes’ hoodie. [Moe Jackson]
Lady Gaga got damp for charity. [The Blemish]
Elle Fanning hits the gym. [Popoholic]
Chris Hemsworth spends some time on the beach with his daughter. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Faith Hill had neck surgery. [Wonderwall]

Here are some photos of Madonna in Paris and Milan over the past few days. I think the dark-haired guy is her bodyguard? But he totally looks like boyfriend material. That’s her type, for the most part. Dark haired, dark-eyed, tall, young, fit men. He even gives me a vintage Carlos Leon vibe. Speaking of Carlos Leon, while Madonna has been promoting her album, she’s been chatting a lot about their daughter Lourdes. I sort of feel for Madonna in one respect: she’s going through some major empty nest drama now that Lourdes is in college. Madonna still has three younger children, but Lola was her girl, her first-born, and Madge misses her like crazy. Anyway, Madonna has been talking about mothering teenagers and what she says to them about drugs and clothes.

What Lola thinks of Madonna’s style: “If no one’s around [Lourdes] will definitely give me the once over and say, ‘Oh, mum, you are not leaving the house like that!’ She did take a picture of my butt sticking out and sent it back to me and said, ‘Mom, really?’ and I said it was a wardrobe malfunction. I swear. She left it at that.”

What she tells her kids about drugs & alcohol: “I just ask my daughter to make wise decisions and to do things in moderation and to try not to mix her alcohol. I am not going to say ‘no, don’t do it’ because that is just absurd. And it is not fair. Yeah, I did it. I am not a big fan of drugs. They just don’t suit me. The handful of times I have tried drugs, many many many many years ago, I just didn’t enjoy it. I wanted it out of me. I started guzzling bottles of water thinking that was going to end it.”

[From HuffPo & SMH]

I don’t know, I think Madonna is giving her kids good advice? It’s the Absolutely Fabulous thing – the more wild the parent, the more straight-laced the kid. There’s nothing like your mom giving you permission to get drunk to make it no longer “cool.” I like the mom-advice of “don’t mix your alcohol.” Like the famous nursery rhyme, “Beer before liquor, never sicker.”

In these pics from Paris, I swear Madonna is trying to do the Johnny Depp-ratty-hat thing combined with the Pharrell Williams/Westwood hat trend.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

Could just be pen. Temporary writing. But given the direction the letters are facing, I’ll guess permanent until we hear otherwise. Because it would be easier for a tattoo artist to write the letters facing themselves than have to come behind you, or get you to twist your hand around, to wr…      

Could just be pen. Temporary writing. But given the direction the letters are facing, I’ll guess permanent until we hear otherwise. Because it would be easier for a tattoo artist to write the letters facing themselves than have to come behind you, or get you to twist your hand around, to wr…      

I just read Kid Rock’s full Rolling Stone interview, and let me tell you… his comments about Beyonce were actually the least offensive part. I understand why the Beyhive freaked out, for sure, but if you actually read the full article, there is SO much offensive stuff in it. The whole interview takes place in Alabama, where Kid Rock owns some property (across the street from Hank Williams Jr.). Kid Rock and his girlfriend shoot (and kill) caged hogs in front of the RS journalist, Kid Rock drops the word “f-g,” and he even enjoys some paranoid fantasies about Pres. Obama taking his guns. It’s like stepping through the looking glass at so-called “low-information voters” in the rural South. You can read the full piece here. Some highlights:

His semiautomatic with a silencer: “Guys with the president carry this. You have to get these pre-1985 with a silencer. I bought it when Obummer came into office, because I’m thinking, ‘What if he f–kin’ bans guns?’?”

His Alabama property: “Great people, man — just small-town America,” Rock says. “If World War III breaks out, you know where I’ll be.” There’s a nearby landing strip for his private jet, so he can easily travel to his houses in Michigan, Malibu, Nashville (where he also lives out of a double-wide) and Florida. “No security,” he says of the strip. “Just drive a pickup truck onto the tarmac, leave your keys in the car, get on the plane.”

He insists on $20 ticket prices: “I’m going to ride that into the sunset. The only obstacle is Ticketmaster adds an extra $5. F–kin’ whores.” At this point, Rock knows who his audience is: “45-50-year-old girls wearing extra-large T-shirts — they’re my bread and butter. They know how to f–king party — ‘I don’t give a f–k, I’m making a T-shirt and putting sequins on it. I’m saving my money for beer and having a good time.’?”

His son, Junior, is about to become a father: “He really is a great kid. That’s my best accomplishment by far. I’m nervous for him, because I know it’s a lot of work. But he’s got a good girl. I’m excited for him, but he’s gotta give up a lot of sh-t to have to take care of that baby. I said, ‘You know how your friends are telling you I’m f–king rich? I f–king am. You’re not. And if I wrote you a check, it’d be doing a disservice to you. I’m rooting for you, but I need to stand by the sidelines and watch it go down.’?”

He was accepted to Jack Nicklaus’ private Bear’s Club (for golf): “If you told me five years ago I’d have to take my hat off and tuck my shirt in, I’d have slapped the taste out of your mouth. Now I’m like, ‘Look at me, hair slicked back, shirt tucked in.’ I’m like, ‘What a f-g!’?”

His thoughts on Tiger Wood: “Nice kid. A little bit of an Eminem and Axl Rose syndrome. Very reclusive, literal, and sometimes you feel a little bad for them. Sometimes they think the world’s against them. You gotta loosen up, man! People are gonna talk sh-t. You just gotta enjoy it!”

Sarah Palin texts him: “Sarah Palin just sent me a text,” Rock says. Palin had heard that Rock surprised a superfan, who has Down syndrome, at his 30th-birthday party. “She was like, ‘That was cool.’ I’m like, ‘If you were me, you would’ve done the same thing.’?”

[From Rolling Stone]

There’s a lot more in there, and honestly I edited out the hog-killing parts on purpose, not because I want you to like Kid Rock, but because that moment in the interview made me sick to my stomach. I don’t have a problem with hunters in general, but that moment in the interview just seemed so macabre and callous. Kid Rock and his girlfriend were actually laughing about how the hog was still kicking and alive after two small-caliber bullets to the head. Ugh.

As for the rest of it… Obummer? “F-g”? Texts from Sarah Palin? I can’t.

Shooting hogs, partying hard and talking trash with Kid Rock: http://t.co/WVLjfFUnsG pic.twitter.com/g21hbc1iHn

— Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) February 27, 2015

Photos courtesy of Rolling Stone, WENN.

Before it happened, his friends were begging him not to do it. Begging him not to make it permanent. But he was in too deep, and a little wounded too after his most recent professional setback. So it happened. Despite all the warnings, he went ahead and made it official.

But the happily ever …