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A photo posted by Khloé (@khloekardashian) on Mar 18, 2015 at 2:15pm PDT

You know what freaks me out a little bit about Khloe Kardashian these days? It’s so obvious that she got butt implants – behold, the Pinocchio Butt! – but she mostly gets pap’d these days going in and out of the gym. Why change your body so dramatically with butt implants only to basically LIVE at the gym, like she’s trying to lose weight? You know what would make you look thinner, Khloe? Taking out those massive implants.

But the butt implants are just one of several tweaks Khloe has made over the past few years. She’s also gotten her lips augmented, and I kind of think she also got a somewhat modest boob job. “Modest” meaning she’s didn’t get freakshow breast implants to match her freakshow booty. And what is it all for? I have a theory that she’s trying to “match” her sisters to a certain extent. She’s trying to blend with them in some ways. Why is that? Because as the years go by, it becomes more and more obvious to many people that Khloe probably isn’t a real “Kardashian.” Meaning, she is not Robert Kardashian’s genetic daughter.

Gawker’s Blackbag has been doing “Illuminati Month” for March and it’s been amazing. They’ve been focusing on political, technological, wingnut and celebrity conspiracy theories. On Wednesday, they did a piece of Khloe’s paternity and whether OJ Simpson is her real father – go here to read. The evidence is there, for sure, and I think one could even make the argument that Kris Jenner was sleeping with several dudes at the time of Khloe’s conception, and that OJ might have even been one of them. But I tend to think Khloe probably isn’t OJ’s daughter. I’ve always believed that Alex Roldan, Kris’s hairdresser, is Khloe’s biological father.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Instagram.

Congratulations to Anne V and Adam Cahan.

The Russian-American model, who turned 29 on Thursday, and her boyfriend are expecting their first child, she announced on Twitter.

“On this birthday I couldn’t feel luckier, happier & more grateful. [Adam] & I couldn’t be more excited for you,” she Tweeted an ultrasound photo of the baby’s feet.

The mom-to-be debuted her baby bump by posing alongside fellow model Christy Turlington-Burns in Every Mother Counts T-shirts.

“So proud of be a part of @everymomcounts, thanks @CTurlington for your love & bday wishes & being the best role model,” she captioned the image.

Born Anne Vyalitsnya, the supermodel has been dating Cahan, senior vice president of mobile and emerging products for Yahoo, since last year. She has previously dated New York Mets pitcher Matt Harvey and Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine.

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Rapper Tyga hit the happiest place on earth and shared the shots via Instagram.

“I grew up never knowing my father,” the Hookah hitmaker, 25, captioned the image with 2-year-old son King Cairo. “Always wanted that father son bond but never got it. I knew when king was born that was Gods way of talkin to me. Words can’t describe what he means to me. #RealLove.”

The proud papa – who raises King with his ex, urban model/stripper Blac Chyna – posted some more pics from their fun-filled trip to Disneyland. “The Future,” he captioned the sweet selfie with his son.

He also shared a shot while meeting Mickey Mouse and a video of the two driving race cars.

The sweet Instagram shots come just five days after the recording artist seemed to confirm a relationship with Kylie Jenner.

“Certain things catch your eye, but only few capture the heart,” Tyga captioned a photo of the 17-year-old Keeping Up With the Kardashians star.

As well, the rapper recently chatted about his relationship with Kylie.

“Whether if I tell the world that I love her or I don’t, it’s gonna be me to dictate that, and how I want to keep my friendship and relationship with her,” he told 92.3 during a radio interview. “I feel like it doesn’t matter what the world thinks. If you’re around somebody, and you love being around that person, that’s all that matters. I don’t feel like what anybody could say would change that… how I feel for her as a person… She’s just a good person, she’s got great energy.”

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Model becomes an actress. You’re like, whatever, because you still remember seeing Cindy Crawford in Fair Game. Nine times out of ten I would agree with you. But my best memory from TIFF 2014 was that I found out that Cara Delevingne can act. It was a film called The Face Of An Angel. Total…      

It’s Thursday, which means social media is littered with Empire posts. Duana is going to start writing about it, so I thought this meme (via Naomi Campbell) was appropriate. I’ve never thought of Naomi as having a good sense of humour. Have you ever heard her laugh? It’s terrify…      

E! News is reporting that Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse have broken up although they made sure to note that it might not be a permanent split. Suki accompanied Coop to the Oscars just a few weeks ago. And he’s moving to London for a while when The Elephant Man opens there. So it’…      

Tutu cute!

It was a family outing for Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Kourtney Kardashian and their kids on Thursday (March 19).

The famous parents stepped out with their children – North, 21 months, Penelope, 2, and Reign, 3 months – at dance class in Woodland Hills, Calif. The girls looked adorable in their sweet tutus. Big cousin Mason, 5, was not spotted with the group.

Kourtney carried her baby boy in the car seat while Auntie Kim toted Penelope to the car. Meanwhile, the rapper looked every bit the proud papa while holding Nori after her lesson.

The family outing comes shortly after news of Kourtney’s longtime beau, Scott Disick, entering a rehab facility in Costa Rica.

“I realize my issues are bigger than me and I’m ready to truly remedy this struggle I continue to battle,” Scott told TMZ.

Scott checked into Rythmia Life Advancement Center, located on a private estate offering a “luxurious world-class experience” including a five-star restaurant, full-service spa with mud bath, and fitness center.

According to Confidenti@l, Lord Disick’s stint in rehab is actually an endorsement deal.

A source told the site: “He is 100,000% getting paid (by the facility). The rehab center even sent a press release about him. Why would they do that if he was not getting paid?They have to adhere to strict confidentiality. He’s pulling down big dollars on this one. I heard mid-six figures.”

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Eva Mendes was interviewed by Extra because she’s promoting a makeup line, or something. I actually cracked up when she had to say the following:

“This is an amazing opportunity for me to bring quality products to people at drugstore prices.”

The most originally worded e…      

That’s my takeaway from the new extended TV spot for Avengers: Age of Ultron—they must be playing baseball. This spot features a lot of new footage, including Thor swinging for the fences using his hammer as the bat and Captain America’s shield as the ball. Easily the two cooles…      

Nope. Still not a believer. (Dlisted)

He’s always the one I worry about (Just Jared)

I would love to put Shailene Woodley and Emma Watson in a room together (Cele|bitchy)

Gwyneth claims that she’s more like you than you think (The Superficial)&nbs…