According to a story in The National Enquirer, Lindsay Lohan has proposed to Samantha Ronson and is set to convert to Judaism in order to make the union work.

In related news, Carrie Prejean just had a heart attack.

Sources tell the unreliable newspaper that Ronson’s Jewish family wasn’t happy when Lindsay asked for Samantha’s hand in marriage; in response, Lohan has offered to convert from Catholicism.

And in response to that, Catholics everywhere cried: good riddance!

"Lindsay says Sam’s promised she’ll persuade her family to accept this, and they won’t wait to see if California changes their gay marriage legislation, but will travel to one of the states where it is legal to say their I do’s," an insider told the tabloid.

We know it’s hard to believe everything/anything The National Enquirer writes, but remember: this is the same publication that broke the Rielle Hunter and Oksana Grigorieva pregnancy stories!

We’re just over a month away from the most-publicized marriage of the summer between a former Playmate and a current NFL wide receiver.

On June 27, Kendra Wilkinson will walk down the aisle with Hank Baskett. The ceremony will take place at the Playboy Mansion.

In a new interview with E! News, Kendra – who is filming a reality show about the wedding planning, naturally – cleared up rumors that she has a problem with Hugh Hefner’s replacement girlfriends, Crystal Harris and twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon. In fact, all three are on the guest list.

"They’re cool," Kendra said. "I like them."

She also loves babies. Her and Hank "plan on having them very soon. We want to be young parents and be able to chase around our kids and run and coach our kids."

As for the gender of each child?

"We don’t really care about that," she said. "We’ll love whatever comes out of me."

Ironic. Hef used to tell Kendra the same thing in bed.

After a night of fun and excitement at the CW pre-Upfront party, Ashlee Simpson was spotted up and at ’em this morning in New York City.

The “Pieces of Me” songstress looked focused as she strolled down the Manhattan street after leaving her hotel en route to the CW Upfronts.

In related news, it has officially been announced that Simpson’s show “Melrose Place” will begin its run on the CW immediately following “90210” on Tuesday nights.

And given what a potent combination this was for the FOX network back in the 1990s, perhaps we’ll have another dynamic duo of shows to look forward to this fall.

Enjoying time together out on the town, Lauren Conrad and boyfriend Kyle Howard ventured out My House nightclub in West Hollywood on Wednesday night (May 21).

The club outing comes as the MTV reality starlet is making her transition away from “The Hills” – with her debut novel “L.A. Candy” to hit booksheleves in the States next month.

Recently releasing an excerpt via Teen Vogue, LC tells, “Some of the characters may symbolize people in my life. But it is in no way calling anyone out.”

With a character named Jane being followed to events by TV crews, the excerpt reads: “She’d spent most of the morning running errands for Fiona. They had intercepted her in the parking lot, miked her, and filmed her getting out of her car and walking to the lobby of the building. Five times. … ‘Hi, Jane. Fiona wants to see you in her office right away,’ [Naomi] whispered. Jane felt her blood freeze. Fiona never called Jane into her office unless she was in trouble. … Jane’s jaw dropped. Was she serious? Fiona was offering her … a promotion?”

Continuing to build her Australian fanbase, Lady GaGa was spotted arriving at a radio station in Sydney for an interview earlier today (May 21).

The “Poker Face” songstress looked a bit odd as she strolled past the paparazzi in a white leather jacket overtop a white leotard with clear sunglasses and beige heels with black laces.

In related news, GaGa unknowingly stirred up a little trouble during her recent time in Russia- it seems police mistook her for a prostitute while she posed for pictures in Moscow’s Red Square.

According to a report, the “Just Dance” diva was sporting one of her signature skimpy outfits when officers stopped her and questioned her about what she was doing, assuming she was ‘looking for work.’

Becoming bicoastal business owners, Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian were spotted at the opening of Dash Miami last night (May 20).

The “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” hotties looked lovely as the hammed it up for the paparazzi outside the Clevelander South Beach Hotel.

Earlier this week, the new boutique was vandalized with graffiti, though the attack was thought to be gang-related rather than directed towards the Kardashians.

Kourtney blogged, “There are rumors flying around the internet this morning saying that our new Dash store in Miami may have been vandalized and broken into today. Lily, our store employee who is with us in Miami for the opening, arrived this morning and discovered that the store window had been vandalized with graffiti.”

She continued, “We want to make it clear that no one was targeting the store or Kim, Khloe and myself, specifically.  The location of the store has remained a secret since we started filming, so there’s no way whoever graffiti’d the store front knew it was Dash. They were just defacing buildings in the area.

“So that’s what happened! We are all really sad that our brand new Miami Dash store that we’ve been working so hard on got graffiti’d, but Kim, Khloe and I are all fine and we won’t let a little thing like this ruin our launch party tomorrow!  And what’s life without a little drama, anyway, right!?”

Once again, it seems Amy Winehouse is spinning out of control as evidenced by her third trip to the hospital in as many months.

The “You Know I’m No Good” songstress was reportedly hanging out in her luxury villa in St. Lucia when she became ill and her friends called an ambulance.

And given her poor performance at the St. Lucia Jazz Festival in addition to her recent health problems, it seems Amy may not be fit for her May 31st gig at London’s Shepherd’s Bush Empire.

An insider told press, “Amy’s gig might as well be canceled now.  She’s not going to make it. It’s not worth her while even if she does make it, it will be a shambles. She is not ready for it and she proved it at the St Lucia Jazz festival.”

Enjoying the beautiful springtime weather, Katie Holmes was spotted out and about in Hollywood, California yesterday afternoon (May 19) .

The “Mad Money” mommy looked cute and casual as she made her way around town, sporting a grey t-shirt with a grey checked scarf, black trousers, and white sneakers.

Then last night, Katie and her daughter Suri were among the 7,000-person crowd at the “American Idol” finals, where Adam Lambert defeated Kris Allen to win the season.

Unfortunately, it seemed Suri didn’t dig the music.  An eyewitness told press, “Before they went to commercial, they showed Katie holding Suri who was holding her ears.”

Robert Pattinson went out with Kristen Stewart, his Twilight costar and new love (supposedly). He was apparently hammered. It was after his birthday, so really, its just cause, I’d say. But you know how it goes, its the news and I have to report it as such. This site is totally a credible journalistic website and I intend to keep it as such. More drunken Robert Pattinson pictures below.

Stepping out for an exciting NBA night, Justin Timberlake was spotted at the Los Angeles Lakers vs. Denver Nuggets game last night (May 19).

The “Cry Me a River” hitmaker looked to be having a great time as he joked around with his fellow spectators at the Staples Center in downtown LA.

Always mindful of his look, Justin was sporting some killer threads including a black jacket, black knit cap, and black jeans with some funky eyewear.

And in the end, JT’s support helped the Lakers pull off a 105-103 victory over the Nuggets, getting them off to a 1-0 lead in the Western Conference Finals.