Break out your blindfold and grab some Brain Bleach – We’re about to see a whole lot more of Heidi Montag.

The newlywed will appear in an upcoming edition Playboy, Access Hollywood sources revealed on Thursday.

Reports that Heidi and her new hubby, Spencer Pratt, were in discussions for a Not Safe For Life nude centerfold in Playboy first surfaced last month. In Touch Weekly first learned that the scheming stars of MTV’s The Hills were trying to land a $500,000 deal with the House That Hef Built.

Tattles expect flicks of Heidi’s naughty bits to go live in the July issue of the landmark men’s mag.

We have one thing to say:

Dear God,

Why?

OctoMom’s baby-making days are done.

Nadya Suleman is leaving her children for up to a week while she checks into the same hospital.

where she gave birth to octuplets in January to have benign fibroid tumors removed from her uterus.

Doctors say the procedure will make further pregnancies virtually impossible for the single mom of fourteen.

In an exclusive interview with RadarOnline.com, Nadya says doctors discovered the fibroids before her last pregnancy and that they must be removed to prevent cancer.

“I’m terrified,” she says.

Making the most of a midweek outing, David Walliams and his on/off girlfriend Lauren Budd were joined by Mischa Barton out in the Mayfair district of London last night (May 6).

The “Little Britain” stud looked hunky in a dark suit with a button-up shirt while Miss Barton sported a black leather jacket over a black zip-up dress.  The happy trio had a marvelous time at the Connaught Hotel before calling it a night.

Earlier in the evening, Mischa was spotted getting her pre-party on at the new Belvedere Black Raspberry Maceration Vodka launch party.

She hobnobbed with fellow guests at the Belvedere Pop-Up Shop at the Estelle and Jonathan Kelsey-hosted shindig.

A Jonas Brother living in sin, say it ain’t so!

Joe Jonas is in the market for a Los Angeles lovenest to share with his stunning young girlfriend, 22-year-old actress Camilla Belle.

Joe – who has publicly taken a vow of celibacy until marriage – already shares a Hollywood bachelor’s pad with his brothers Kevin and Nick, but the 19-year-old heartthrob is on the hunt for a quaint condo in the city that will provide more privacy for the couple – much to the chagrin of Joe’s ‘rents.

A Star Magazine spy spills: “(The Jonas Brothers’ home is) too crowded and inconvenient for Camilla. They’re looking for somewhere that’s super-private.”

The insider adds, “His parents are against the idea of Joe getting a condo for himself, though. They want the boys to do everything together.”

Joe and Camilla have been dating since they met on the set of the band’s “Love Bug” music video last fall.

Aussie actor Nicole Kidman appears alongside Bollywood star Arjun Rampa and Rubina Ali a new advertisement soft drink manufacturer Schweppes.

Not long after making his first red carpet appearance alongside his new lady, tabloid rumors tell that Mel Gibson has impregnated his Russian girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva.

According to the National Enquirer, the “Lethal Weapon” hunk announced the big news to his grown children from his previous marriage with now ex-wife, Robyn – explaining that his 39-year-old lover is three months along.

“In late April, Mel gathered his children at the family home in Malibu and broke the news that Oksana is pregnant, and he expects them to accept the baby as a new sibling,” the National Enquirer’s source alleges.

“They are quite upset,” the insider continued. “Even though Mel assured them the pregnancy was unplanned, they’re furious with him and say they’re going to take steps to protect their inheritance, which they feel is in jeopardy.”

Moving forward with her theatrical career, Katie Holmes has reportedly signed on to star in a new thriller flick titled “Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark”.

According to Variety reports, the former “Dawson Creek” darling nabbed the role – which will begin shooting this summer in Melbourne, Australia.

The upcoming film is said to “center on a young girl who moves in with her father and his girlfriend. Soon, she discovers they are sharing the house with devilish creatures.”

Katie’s latest role follows the recent filming of “The Extra Man,” in which she co-stars alongside Kevin Kline.

They’re pretty much inseparable these days and last night Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr were spotted hamming it up at the Opening Night Party for Target’s First Midwest Pop-Up Store.

The “Gossip Girl” costars looked to be having a marvelous time as they meandered around the Chicago Target Pop-Up store as the paparazzi fired away.

Ed looked studly in his white henley shirt with black trousers, while Jessica cutened things up with a black dress teamed with a pearl necklace and a gold chain.

Also in the house for the big event was Kate Walsh, who looked fabulous in a black dress with a black jacket and a black handbag.

This guy just can’t seem to catch a break – Michael Jackson is trying to get himself afloat financially with a 50-concert run at London’s O2 Arena.  And already someone is trying to get a piece of the pie.

Jacko’s former spokeswoman Raymone Bain has filed a $44 million lawsuit against him claiming that she is owed a 10% cut of his business dealings.

Bain began working for the King of Pop back in 2003 and says that he has failed to honor their agreement.  Hence, she’s suing him for what she considers to be her share of his earnings.

“I have been left no choice” she told press.  In 2003 Bain oversaw Jackson’s image during his child molestation trial and in 2005 she handled his relocation overseas and back to Los Angeles.

They’re both enamored with their little girl Sunday Rose, and earlier that week both Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman were spotted loving on their daughter.

On Tuesday (May 5), the “Days Go By” crooner spent some moment with his little one, carrying her out of an office building with her blanket, a stuffed giraffe, and her blanket.

The very next day, mommy Nicole took her turn to dote on Sunday by taking her to a local play center.  Kidman and her daughter both wore matching white and beige ensembles as they passed the paparazzi.

Both Keith and Nicole have been great examples of super successful celebrities who are plus very family-minded.