Embattled music superstar Britney Spears appears to have gotten her $h!t together of late, at least in comparison to the Lost Years of 2005-2007.

Embarking on a successful worldwide Circus tour, staying out of the psych ward and taking the kids on vacation in the Bahamas – life’s going well.

There are still glimmers of the crazy, however – and let’s just this incident was the opposite of her famous concert wardrobe malfunction from April.

The celebrity recently sat down for an Elle magazine shoot, a New York Post spy says, and it was a big mess. Literally. According to the report:

"They dressed her in all these beautiful couture clothes – and, well, let’s just say she forgot what time of the month it was. It wasn’t pretty."

That is so gross. Yet we are not entirely shocked.

If we knew, waking up this morning, that there would be a story going around about a star menstruating on clothes during a photo shoot, Britney Spears definitely would have been our first guess. We would also have called in sick.

On the flip side, at least she didn’t let her dog defecate on the clothes, as she did at an OK! Magazine shoot last year. At least we assume not.

The following is great news for Kate Gosselin. She’ll soon be able to write a book titled” Love Is in No Longer” in the Mix: How to Recover from a Failed Marriage Via a Series of Book Signings.

According to The National Enquirer, the marriage between Kate and her husband is over. A divorce is imminent.

“Jon said their goal is to be legally separated by July 15 because Kate wants to move on quickly,” a source said. "Jon is going to push for half of their money, but Kate is determined to hang on to as much as she can – and they’re worth more than you think.”

How much more?

The couple allegedly earned between $50-75,000 per episode of their show, while Kate takes in approximately $20,000 per speaking engagement. Moreover, let’s not forget the hordes of free items that TLC has handed out to the family.

“Needless to say, there’s a small fortune at stake here, easily $10 million,” said an insider “And Jon and Kate will be fighting over it like cats and dogs!”

Or, to be accurate: Jon will be sitting quietly, stewing over the cash; while Kate will continually nag him about being greedy and lazy.

Nadya Suleman is home from the hospital following uterine surgery and resting at her home, according to her unofficial mouthpiece, Radar Online.

Like soulmate Kate Gosselin, she of the giant vadge is now free to ignore her kids at will while devoting her time to cashing in on her quasi-fame.

The infamous 33-year-old mother of 14 humans needed the procedure after her doctors discovered benign fibroid tumors on the wall of her uterus.

Her operation was initially scheduled two weeks ago; however, the surgeons at Kaiser Permanente Bellflower Medical Center stopped the procedure after Suleman suffered internal bleeding. She returned days later to have the tumors removed.

Nadya Suleman looks like any other parent in this photo, nursing her child … until you realize she has 13 more, or the cameras leave and she ignores them all.

That must have been a traumatic experience for Nadya. Surgery is no fun. Oh well, at least it’s over with. And it made her even more fertile.

While Octomom has been in the hospital, the famed octuplets, born in January, and her six older children have been in the care of nannies.

The nannies have been in the care of California taxpayers.

Enjoying a much-needed break from her motherly duties, Jessica Alba was spotted out running her errands in Los Angeles on Wednesday (May 27).

Dressed casually in rolled-up jeans, a grey t-shirt with a black scarf, cardigan and flats, the “Sin City” starlet first stopped off for takeout from Dino’s before heading to a nearby office building.

Taking swigs out of her coffee flask, Miss Alba then visited a private house where she was seen, with the help of an assistant, carrying boxes and bags into the residence.

The day’s outing follows a little mother/daughter bonding time the previous day – as Jess was busy taking daughter Honor out to a musical class.

Although it was originally a “very personal” part of her life, Lady GaGa is opening up about her sexuality in the new issue of Rolling Stone – shedding light on her bisexuality.

The singer also spoke about her boyfriend’s reaction in learning the news that his girlfriend is also interested in women.

“The fact that I’m into women, they’re all intimidated by it,” she explains. “It makes them uncomfortable. They’re like, ‘I don’t need to have a threesome. I’m happy with just you.'”

But Gaga says that she has never truly been in love with a woman and that the attraction is based off of totally physical aspects. The former Stefani Joanne Germanotta met her one and only four years ago.

“I was his Sandy, and he was my Danny, and I just broke,” the 23-year-old says of her breakup with a heavy-metal drummer named Luke, who inspired nearly all of the songs on her debut album, The Fame.

Meanwhile, the songstress has a new boy toy, but still puts her feelings into her music instead.

“My music’s not going to wake up tomorrow morning and tell me it doesn’t love me anymore,” she says. “So I’m content with my solitude. I’m okay with being alone. I choose to have someone in my life when I can.”

Where does she get her inspiration from? Not from where you may have guessed. Gaga is “inspired by skyscrapers, architecture” and things that will keep fans interested.

“I don’t feel like I look like the other perfect little pop singers,” she says. “I think I’m changing what people think is sexy. I feel like I have so much to do. My true legacy will be the test of time, and whether I can sustain a space in pop culture and really make stuff that will have a genuine impact.”

Kim Kardashian’s curvy frame has been both a gift and a curse for the reality star, who has had to deal with dueling positive and negative headlines in the past. This summer, she’s all about bikinis and showing off her figure, and Life & Style magazine has given PopEater an exclusive look at Kim’s tip-sharing interview from this week’s issue.

"The best tip for looking good at the beach is to be confident,’ the 28-year-old said, telling women around the world to "not to be shy — work with what you have."

J. Lo’s reality show on TLC has been put on a shelf – thanks to Jon & Kate Gosselin. Last year, Jennifer Lopez inked a deal to star in a reality show chronicling the upcoming launch of her new fragrance. The actress/singer had been at odds with the network for months over her refusal to allow twins Max and Emme to be featured on the show – and now TMZ is reporting that Jennifer’s show has been put on hold.

With Monday night’s season premiere of Jon & Kate Plus 8 grabbing an audience of 9.8 million viewers – an all-time high for TLC – the basic cable network has decided it can do just fine without a new series from Jen.at least for now.

“It was on life support for awhile, and now we’ve just lost interest,” a TLC spy told TMZ on Wednesday.

Mike Tyson‘s four-year-old daughter Exodus has died, police confirm to "The Insider."

The little girl had been hospitalized due to an injury from a treadmill accident. The time of death was 11:45 a.m. Tuesday.

She was found by her seven-year-old brother with her neck caught on a cable attached to a treadmill. Her brother told the girl’s mother, who then removed the cable from the girl and called 911.

Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus’ 20-year-old country crooner, chats about living under the watchful eye of the paparazzi, his dreams of achieving singing superstardom, and dating The Queen of Tweens in the June/July issue of Details Magazine.

“”I like attention. [I’d be] one of those little lapdogs that gets petted all day,” he tells Details. “You know, they wake up, get fed, get attention. I like attention. I’d like to be one of those little dogs. Is that weird?”

On Wednesday, George Clooney released a statement giving his thoughts on the California Supreme Court’s decision to uphold a ban prohibiting same-sex couples from marrying in the state of California.

“This just should invigorate people to get it back on the ballot in 2010 and 2012 and every two years until all people are allowed a basic civil right,” George said.

On Tuesday, California’s Supreme Court ruled to acknowledge same-sex marriages officiated in the state prior to Prop 8, but also ruled to uphold the proposition ballot that says “only marriage between a man and a woman is valid or recognized in California.”