He’s the object of millions of girls’ affection, but Robert Pattinson is uneasy about hopping into a relationship given his newfound fame.

The “Twilight” stud told press, “I’m always really worried about ruining their lives, especially with people that aren’t famous. It’s such a massive change. I’m kind of a paranoid wreck.”

He continued, “It’s getting photographed.  You have people who analyze your facial expressions to the tiniest degree. So you’re just trying to avoid getting photographed. You’re like, ‘Jesus, you can’t win.'”

Speaking for himself and costar Kristen Stewart, Robert concluded, “It becomes a joke.  There was some magazine the other day about me and Kristen, and when you look at it and realize it’s on the front of a magazine. You realize that people are actually reading that, even though [we know] how ridiculous it is.  It’s really bizarre.”

As we know, The Hills’ gruesome twosome, a.k.a. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, is officially getting married tomorrow in Pasadena, California.

We also know, considering who we’re talking about, that a major publicity stunt (even by their standards) will go hand-in-hand with the nuptials.

Get this – reports say the pair is "deeply concerned" about safety – so they’re trying to keep paparazzi at bay. Seriously? Speidi not wanting attention?

Well, a flyer sent around the Pasadena neighborhood where they will be tying the knot asks residents to sign a petition allowing Spencer, Heidi and crew to shut down some local streets and sidewalks for "an untitled reality TV project."

Moreover, the plastic pair wants No Parking signs on a strategic street "to discourage paparazzi from parking and hiding out in their cars" for safety reasons.

This from the two biggest attention whores in all of Hollywood, a tandem that welcomes celebrity gossip publicity and makes a nice living off that alone?

Hmm. Could it be they want to restrict celeb news photographers’ access because it’s more lucrative for them to sell exclusive pics to just one publication?

As in, what they did with their fake Mexican wedding, which Us Weekly nabbed the exclusive shots to (despite that it was allegedly a spontaneous thing).

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag also say in their appeal to the neighbors that they will be filming "interior and exterior dialogue" at the Pasadena church.

We’re guessing those are the wedding vows on the cue cards. Check out these Hills spoilers for more on the big wedding – who’s going, who’s not, etc.

Before Ottawa Senators player Mike Comrie saw the premiere of Hilary Duff’s new film, Stay Cool, at the Tribeca Film Festival, he knew he’d enjoy it.

"It’s always fun watching her work," he told Us in New York Thursday.

The long-distance couple say they make an effort to cheer each other on – Duff is a staple at Comrie’s hockey games – whenever they get the chance.

"We have a lot of fun," the NHL star said. "We both live such different lives, but its always fun to support each other and spend time when we get to."

With Mike Comrie playing in Canada and Hilary Duff shooting across the country, the couple has few moments together in the same city.

Yet they’re still going strong.

"If it’s worth it, you make it work," Comrie said.

"It’s natural for us, which I think is great," the Duffster added. "We both have busy jobs, and we’re both very focused people, so that helps. Since we are apart so much, it’s not like one person is at home waiting for the other."

Interestingly, Comrie’s teammate, Mike Fisher, is also dating a cute, blonde celebrity in Carrie Underwood! Those Ottawa Senators have all the luck.

Kim Kardashian flaunts – and loves to talk about – her bootylicious curves at every conceivable opportunity, but Beyonce gives her a run for her money. And is fairly successful and both acting and singing, unlike K-squared.

Case in point? Here’s Beyonce looking absolutely f-i-n-e in a tight black dress at last night’s premiere of her new movie, Obsessed …
It’s been quite a week for B, who was alleged to suck at singing when a clip surfaced of her screeching voice. Howard Stern even promoted the thing, which turned out to be a big hoax. She’s no Jessica Simpson, in other words!

Miley Cyrus continues to travel around Europe and appear at various premieres for Hannah Montana: The Movie.

It’s really not a bad gig if you can get it.

Most recently, the young star posed on the red carpet for adoring fans in London. We gotta admit, she looks prettier than ever in this Herve Leger dress:

In related news, the Hannah Montana movie soundtrack topped Billboard’s album chart this week, selling 133,000 copies.

If you’re a 16-year old star with a slight God complex, life is pretty good these days.

It’s no secret that her career has taken a few hits as of late, and Jessica Simpson has reportedly turned to partying to cope.

However, the “Come on Over” songstress’ boyfriend Tony Romo is less than impressed with his gal’s behavior as of late, and he’s calling for it to stop.

An inside source told press, “Tony is fed up.  She’s been pressuring him to marry her and have children, but he’s giving her a firm ‘no’ until she cleans up her act.”

The source continued, “Tony won’t even consider moving forward with Jess until she cuts back on partying.” We’ll see if this ultimatum ends up working.

One of the perks of her gig is that she gets paid to look goofy, and yesterday (April 23)  America Ferrera was spotted on the set of her hit show “Ugly Betty.”

The “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” babe looked to be having a marvelous time as she meandered around the New York City location while filming scenes for an upcoming episode.

As could be expected, Miss Ferrera sported a kooky combination of clothing including a pink jacket overtop a green swirly print dress with cream socks and purple shoes.

This past weekend, America turned 25 and celebrated with the cast and crew of “Betty” at a super-hip NYC club Kiss & Fly.

She’s been steadily upgrading her appearance after being discovered on “Britain’s Got Talent,” and yesterday  displayed a freshly-colored coif.

The frumpy-but-lovable Scotswoman paid a visit to the Miss toner salon in Whitburn, near her Blackburn home, to “tame her wild woolly grey hair.”

And though she’s definitely looking more feminine these days, Miss Boyle’s fashion revolution seems to be annoying the people over at “Britain’s Got Talent.”

Judge Amanda Holden told press, “Whether she knows it or not, she is standing for the average person in the street. I am sure she will comb her hair and have a bit of [lipstick] on. But she won’t be going under the knife or anything like that!”

As Chris Brown readies for another court date next week, his "alleged" victim, Rihanna, is getting back to business, says her producer, Brian Kennedy Seals.

The "Umbrella" singer has been channeling her inner feelings and writing songs about "different situations in her life, just things that inspire her."

"She’s ready, ready to make hits," Seals said, adding that they’ve already worked on three songs together, including an up-tempo number and a ballad.

As for the lyrics, "We’re not quite there yet," says One Republic’s Ryan Tedder, who is also working with Rihanna, 21, as a writer and producer.

"She’s someone who has a lot to say, so I’ll let her lead whatever she wants to say."

As for how Rihanna is doing these days, Tedder says, "She’s absolutely phenomenal. She’s confident and strong and doing what she does."

What she’s also been doing lately is spending time with friends – including Katy Perry, who she hung out with in her native Barbados this week.

Perry swung by the island nation on a promo stop for her current tour.

The two sexy pop stars, clad in bathing suits, rode on jet-skis (a favorite Chris Brown pastime, as we know), kicked it on some inflatable ocean rafts, then relaxed on a boat and sunbathed on a local beach. Sounds like a blast.

"It’s nice to have good girlfriends. I pride myself on having cool chicks in my life, and [Rihanna]’s a cool chick," Perry said of her pal. "She’s one of those unaffected people. [And we’re both] of on this crazy roller coaster .

Michael Jackson seen out antique shopping wearing a hat and covering his face with a surgical mask.
Meanwhile Jackson’s car reportedly crashed into an ambulance.
Emergency services technician Jamin Mauro claims he was on a medical call in
Beverly Hills, California, yesterday (04.22.09) when the stationary vehicle
was hit by the 50-year-old pop superstar’s car.
The black Escalade SUV (sports utility vehicle) was reportedly on its way to
pick up Jackson.