Karina Smirnoff and Steve Wozniak combined for a measley 10 points on this weeks Dancing with the Stars.

Shockingly, such a low score wasn’t the worst part of Smirnoff’s week.

The professional dancer actually attended a party thrown by TV Guide

with the following hairstyle. We wish we could say this was a wig…

So… is Kim Kardashian a snob? Or a bitch?

The reality TV star, along with sisters Khloe and Kourtney, headed over to the Lisa Kline boutique in Beverly Hills this week.

Once inside, Kim appears to have found a shirt that combines both sides of her personality. Too bad there wasn’t room to include Ray J Sex Slave on the front…

Hey, at least Kim found a way to distract herself from the release of Keeping It Up for the KardASShians.

Actors Anna Faris and Chris Pratt consider wedding in 2009. Anna Faris and Chris Pratt, seen in the oicture above, plan to get married before the end of 2009, according to Us Magazine.

The 32-year-old talked her upcoming wedding plans with the entertainment weekly on Tuesday in Los Angles when attending a press conference for her new movie, Observe and Report which hits the screens in April.

“We’re thinking before the end of this year, but we are still sorting that out,” The House Bunny star told to Us, before saying she wants a simple wedding.

“I just don’t want anything big or fussy. I have a good girlfriend who is getting married next month, and she’s got 13 bridesmaids. So that’s not quite my style.”

Anna Faris previously had a marriage of four years with actor Ben Indra. Faris and Indra married in 2004 and split in 2007. Their divorce may be finalized in February, 2008.

It’s not clear how Anna Faris and Chris Pratt, 30, met. But they were seen together many times since 2008 and later co-starred in Young Americans the same year. In January, Faris’s rep confirmed to People, “They got engaged late last year,” without any further details given.

“He [Chris Pratt] ‘s awesome. He’s a great, great guy. I feel really lucky.” Faris once told People .

Jennifer Lopez admits becoming a mother has its challenges – the singer and actress was used to being able to pick up and go whenever she wanted, but having babies makes traveling a bit more complicated.   She’s had to learn how to "balance" her life.

Said Jennifer, "I have to start thinking about traveling without them and that’s a bit traumatizing thing for me now.  I’m going to have to learn how to balance it.

"I feel like deep in my heart, that the best thing is for them to always be with me, but then sometimes I feel like I’m taking them out of their comfort zone, and maybe it’s not, and maybe a 16-hour flight for them to go for two days is not good."

Oh yes, traveling with children is always challenging – been there, done that!

JLo said she’s ready to be a working mom. "Now I feel like I’m ready. I feel like [the twins] are walking around and they’re kind of like their own little people."

She and husband Marc Anthony also want to add to their family in the near future.

After months (OK, OK. Years) of engagement ring sketching, Modern Bride magazine stocking and guest list revising, Jennifer Aniston has decided to throw in the matrimonial towel and pretend she wants nothing to do with this marriage you speak of.
OK! is reporting that (get ready for a shocker) Jen isn’t over Brad!
"Ever since Jen and Brad split, she has tried desperately to find another man who would win her heart and be the husband she’s always dreamed of," says a source. "But she now realizes that Brad’s shoes are impossible to fill."
Or perhaps Jennifer should just work on being as interesting as Twitter. It might be time for a few classes at the local Y.
However, don’t rule out kids in Jenny’s future. This source goes on to say that "more than anything Jen wants to be a Mom" and she isn’t going to let this lack of a man problem get in the way.
In the meantime, Jennifer will just go back to being a recently dumped, single 40-year-old who wants kids, shooting a movie (The Baster) about a disgruntled, single 40-year-old who wants kids and decides to go the turkey baster route.

We always knew Prince Harry had wild streak, but recently he’s been spotted looking a touch on ze kinky side, and we think we know why.
According to the Daily Mail Harry has been hanging at "raves for posh people" in London (raves for posh people?) in order to woo his ex Chelsy Davy back.Prince Harry and Chelsy called it quits in January when Harry embarked on his helicopter pilot training (which, of course, involved him getting naked).  Last week he was spotted out and about with pink nail polish, and last weekend he chilled with someone named "Bubble" and wore a long, black wig.
Innnneresting.
A source said: ‘It’s a bit of an "anything goes" sort of place – but the fact that people kept on going up to Chelsy to ask about Harry with him standing right next to her was absolutely hilarious."
Well maybe all this cross-dressing and exposure to alternate (posh) lifestyles will learn him to  keep that mouf shut.

Her time on this season of reality television dance competition Dancing With the Stars has come to a close and Denise Richards was surprisingly composed backstage when the news broke. "For a minute, I thought we had a shot at staying," Denise confessed to E! after she and partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy were booted after performing their samba.

"I’m really glad I got to do the dance over again and get better scores and a better reaction. It was better to go out on that note than last night," Richards said after some reflection.

At least she’s earned herself a new fan. Lil’ Kim said of her competitor, "I’ve met a totally different person than what we read or see [in the media]. Sometimes that press bothers her–she talked to me [about it]. She’s really a sweet girl." That’s nice of her to say, but I’ll stick with thinking she’s bat-shit crazy, thanks.

After showing his affection for the rear view of his wife Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher is waxing poetic on his Twitter page about life, love and relationships
. "Greatest lesson in my marriage. Don’t try to solve her problems, just listen, love and be supportive. This is the opposite of male nature," Kutcher advises. Oh yes and feel free to pose secret booty shots of her for all the world to see. But at least it’s equal opportunity with this one, who isn’t shy to show a little cheek himself.

MICHAEL JACKSON is reportedly considering riding an elephant on stage when he performs his forthcoming dates in London.
The pop superstar recently announced that he will be embarking on a residency of some 50 dates at the O2 arena from this summer.
According to the Mirror, the eccentric singer has requested an elephant, a panther, snakes, tropical birds and three monkeys for his stage show.
"He hopes to make it the most spectacular gig ever. For the jungle section, he wants to ride out on an African elephant with panthers led on gold chains. Parrots and other birds will fly behind him. If it goes to plan it will look incredible," explained a source.
It recently emerged that Jackson is planning to travel to the London gigs by boat, as he is scared of flying.
Bosses at AEG Live – who are hosting this summer’s dates – will now hire a boat to ferry the star to and from the shows.

News that Harrison Ford is to marry his girlfriend of seven years, Brothers And Sisters star Calista Flockhart, was leaked on the Internet at the weekend.

The Indiana Jones star had proposed secretly, while on a family holiday on Valentine’s Day.

The couple’s wedding date haven’t been announced yet.

It will be the 66-year-old actor’s third marriage and 44-year old Flockhart’s first.

About time too,good luck to them both.