Somehow I missed these shots Kim Kardashian posted on her blog from the latest issue of GQ. I was busy solving world hunger if you must know. Jeez, can’t a guy with rippling biceps and Shakespearean-esque beauty live in quiet modesty? And maybe be ridiculously good at sex in case you’re an attractive woman who happens to be wondering.

In an interview with Nylon magazine, Lindsay Lohan talks about what it’s like being unemployed. Us Weekly reports:

"It’s scary when you realize, ‘Oh my God, I’m not working. And I have a house to pay for now.’… and there’s been some things I’ve really wanted to do," she says in April’s Nylon.

"Like the one movie I’ve wanted to do for so long is Alice in Wonderland [directed by Tim Burton]," she continues. "But, um, that didn’t work out… it is what it is."

The 22-year-old actress — who recently fought an arrest warrant, which was recalled — goes on: "[Producers said] ‘You’re not right for the part, and that’s it.’ That’s how I like to hear it…I can take it, I’m a big girl. Obviously, you don’t want me. I don’t want to do something that somebody doesn’t want me to be involved in anyway."

But Lohan says she’s "talking to a lot of people right now" — or at least trying to.

"One is Sean Penn — I spoke to him the other day. We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!"

I wouldn’t be too worried if I were you, Lindsay. I mean, you’ve got whatever the hell this is. Some sort of 80’s parody commercial? Or something? I bet that’s gonna really take off. The market for standing on rotating platforms while saying, "Click…flash…bang…wink.." is huge. Probably.

Not clubbing like the old days, which is fortunate. Or unfortunate, depending on your interpretation of … well, this, that and the other incident. Classic stuff.

After another show on her Circus tour, Britney Spears stepoed out to taste the Montreal nightlife, making an appearance at Tribe Hyperclub on Friday night …
Following a packed house concert in Montreal, Britney Spears made a quick apparence at the superclub in the old port of Montreal. Her dancers joined her for a couple of drinks and 30 minutes later, she head out on her private plane to New York.

They welcomed twin boys into the world this past week, and Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz were spotted heading over to a Huntington Beach hospital to see their little ones yesterday (March 20).

The former porn star and her UFC fighter stud had to leave Jesse and Journey Jett at the hospital for a bit because they were born premature, though things seem to be going fine.

In related news, Aubrey O’Day says that she hopes to be named godmother of Jameson and Ortiz’s boys, claiming to be the first person Jenna told about the pregnancy.

“I still save the text messages.  She was like, ‘I just want you to know, my best friend, that I’m pregnant. Tito and I are expecting.’ I’m going to be the one who stands next to Jen and buys the babies everything.”

Getting ready for the release of her new album,  Ashley Tisdale was spotted filming a new video for her single “It’s Alright, It’s Okay” yesterday (March 20) in Los Angeles.

The “High School Musical” hottie looked cute as she meandered around the set, at one point walking arm-in-arm with director, Scott Speer.

In a recent interview, Tizzie told press that while she’s perfectly happy with her beau Jared Murillo, she would never consider dating another actor if they ever broke up.

Ashley said, “Some of them are just so into themselves. You fall in love with their characters. and then you realize they’re just not as sensitive.”

She’s been having a blast on her uber-successful comeback tour, and last night (March 20) Britney Spears found herself partying in Montreal, Canada.

The “Gimme More” songstress gave a memorable performance at the city’s Bell Centre before hitting the showers, changing clothes, and heading out to a club.

Miss Spears was spotted making a quick appearance at the Tribe Superclub in Montreal’s historical district, sporting a black jacket, black top, grey leggings, and tall black boots.

Brit’s backup dancers joined her for a few drinks before she headed out to the airport to board her private plane bound for New York City.

Enjoying a solo evening out, Jessica Alba was spotted schmoozing with fellow celebrities at the Eric Ray Davidson: The New York Times Fashion Week Photo Diary event at Confederacy boutique in Los Angeles last night (March 20).

The “Good Luck Chuck” actress looked beautiful in an all-black ensemble as she mingled with stars like Liv Tyler and  during a night which also brought out Wilmer Valderrama, Bijou Phillips, Danny Masterson and Shane West, among others.

Earlier in the day Jessica was looking chipper as she exited a Toluca Lake home following a voice lesson, sporting a brown leather jacket overtop a plaid button-up with slim fit jeans and brown leather boots.

Though she’s never really been known for her singing ability, perhaps Ms. Alba is preparing for a singing role in an upcoming project.

Continuing their attached-at-the-hip ways,  Paris Hilton and  Doug Reinhardt were spotted enjoying an evening out at My House nightclub last night (March 20).

The “Simple Life” cutie and her baseball-playing beau looked to be having a marvelous time as they held hands and smiled at each other throughout the evening.

In related news, engagement rumors have already begun to circulate, though Paris and Doug have only been together since last month.

A source told press, “Doug is smitten with Paris and wants to spend the rest of his life with her. He’s already found the perfect ring, asked her father for permission and is now waiting for the right time to pop the question.”

Reality star wannabe from The Hills, Whitney Port, has wasted no time getting over her boyfriend Jay Lyons. According to the The NY Post, people started yapping about the split on Tuesday, and by Wednesday night, she was already getting her groove on with a new flavor of the week. This might not seem like big news if not for the fact that she was spotted making out with MY boyfriend, Robert Buckley.

Okay, so I’m painfully aware that if he doesn’t even know I exist, that probably means he isn’t really my boyfriend. A girl can dream, can’t she? The two hooked up when Whitney and the former Lipstick Jungle star co-hosted an event for super popular Havaianas sandals at Nobu in Miami. "They met for the first time at the party, and by the end of the night, they were locking lips," a spy told the paper.

I really need to keep a closer eye on him the next time he tells me that he’s traveling for work!

Is country singer/actress Lee Ann Rimes really cheating on her husband with Eddie Cibrian? Us Weekly is claiming that LeeAnn, 26, and her Northern Lights costar are having a "steamy affair" behind the scenes. Doesn’t Eddie, 35, know that she has been married to dancer Dean Sheremet since 2002?

Uh oh, could this be the scandalous seven year itch that we always hear about? The tabloid even has stills from a video surveillance camera showing LeeAnn and Eddie together. The images allegedly show the pair "holding hands and kissing on a romantic dinner date at Mosun and Club M in Laguna Beach, California on March 7."

LeeAnn isn’t the only one with a spouse at home as Eddie is married to model Brandi Glanville and they have two young sons. Stay tuned as the truth should emerge soon enough.